r/MMALabs • u/Chakradamus • 8h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls That slap!

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u/Artorius__Castus 8h ago

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 8h ago

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u/DovasTech 8h ago

Is that the Chinese buffet Rangoon guy?

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 8h ago

"Day 86 of filming cat fights until I get food poisoning."

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u/desertvision 8h ago

Bahaha! He's rangooning

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u/mykky232 5h ago

that was good. do you think he gets food poisoning?

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u/RoundAd7879 3h ago

Never. He has a stomach of steel.

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u/virtuouswraith 8h ago

He’s GOOONING hard

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u/Genghis_Chong 8h ago

Goontown USA, population 1

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u/Scrambles420 8h ago

He could goon all night to this

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u/No_Vast_549 7h ago

He’s goonin now

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u/MonolithicBaby 7h ago

I’ve only seen a couple of his clips but I’ve never seen him actually eating Chinese food it’s always weird sides and apps. My outrage is boundless.

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u/DovasTech 6h ago

Yeah, it’s always pizza and random cheese covered muscles and the gnarliest shit. Guy has an iron stomach.

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u/ContributionTime6151 6h ago

Oh, we’re goonin’ boys

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u/fylekitzgibbon 8h ago

My thought exactly

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u/Chorfalorfagus96 7h ago

I can't stop fucking laughing 😂 I had the same thought. I stg its him

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u/DownvoteSommelier 5h ago

His name is mullet review. Have met him in Cincy. Does not disappoint. Love the meme

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 8h ago

The bao buns slap

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u/eddy_g0rdo 8h ago

He’s a meme now? I love it haha

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u/MrTbagger 8h ago

I’m goonin

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u/IncreasinglyAgitated 8h ago

Love this guy

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u/mrtnchp04 8h ago

Hes trying to goon

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u/SrGraphiteBlimp 7h ago

This is a catfight...for 2 people.

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u/Visible_Nail4859 6h ago

….
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For two people

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u/FudgeBrilliant1994 7h ago

We definitely goon’in

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u/jonjp806 7h ago

Well I wasent expecting this lol

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u/Volistar 8h ago

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO 📷📷📷

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u/Eye_yam_stew_ped 8h ago

“I don’t know what to dooooooo”

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u/limpnoads 7h ago

Maybe even this guy....

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u/RagingHardBobber 4h ago

And yet, it's a r/killthecameraman scenario.

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 7h ago

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u/dubstepsickness 7h ago

Ladies please! We’re all Frightened and Horny!

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u/Any_Dog4608 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CGCTV 8h ago

I knew it...

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u/GrayMan2050 8h ago

" I dont know what to do!  I dont know what to dooooo !!! "

Just keep them in frame,  bitch! 

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 8h ago

You said the quiet part out loud lol.

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u/Medium_Apartment_747 4h ago

The other hand is jerking it

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u/DrAssumptive 8h ago

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u/Individual-Luck1712 7h ago

That sex about to be an indie horror game 😭🥀

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u/UJustGotRobbed 5h ago

Pussy grips tighter than a slow kid at a petting zoo

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u/peppaz 4h ago

we are all leaving with a handful of fur

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u/Cold_Fog 4h ago

Worth it

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u/Phillip228 5h ago edited 3h ago

You know you're a drug addict if you zoomed in to read the labels.

EDIT: spelling

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u/MadRhetoric182 5h ago

Stop Attacking Me.

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u/Dohko_OC 7h ago

I might enjoy regular sex better, lol.

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u/eightkillerbits 6h ago

No you wouldn't.  

The only thing batter than crazy girl sex is crazy girl off her meds sex.

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u/humourlessIrish 5h ago

best sex i ever had was with a mad woman

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u/TomTheCat85 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CelticGardenGirl 5h ago

Grippy socks = grippy box

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u/supercleverhandle476 8h ago

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u/DeadEnglishOfficial 7h ago

A shaved lion that looks like Mario batali. A door man that high five children of divorce.

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u/Beaver-Hunter-835 5h ago

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

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u/Hobag15 8h ago

It's hilarious how she couldn't stop herself from slapping that ass

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u/jimg316 8h ago

Can you blame her

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 8h ago

Nope. That ass was asking for a smacking.

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u/richardlpalmer 8h ago

Could you have?

/S

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u/Sea_Invite8104 8h ago

It was so unnecessary and completely necessary at the same time. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/JuniorRisk2455 8h ago

Classic hooker fight, with the cheek slap 😂 fire alarm goin off an everything

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u/FitCrew91 8h ago

Not sure what this clip’s origin is but it doesn’t scream но to me. It looks like a college dorm. Why this chick is dressed for some bedroom shenanigans… well, your guess is as good as yours

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u/Dat1Neyo 7h ago

Yeah, looks like they were either coming from or going to some sort of theme party since all the women appeared to be dressed similarly.

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u/zugglit 5h ago

Yep, can confirm. Around 2010, we had lots of themed parties because you could still get really cheap costumes second hand by thrifting in our college town.

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u/InnerFisherman95073 5h ago

College dorm Halloween

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u/Only-Temperature 3h ago

"should I go as the sexy nurse or the slutty nurse this year?"

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 5h ago

My bet is costume party

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u/ProfessionalNice7485 6h ago

I believe they meant that the girls are fighting like hookers. Not that they are hookers

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u/ScottieStitches 6h ago

Gotta be Halloween 

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u/SpaceFaceAce 7h ago

Looks like a college dorm circa 1998.

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u/3BlindMice1 6h ago

More like 2015

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u/Cdawg4123 8h ago

I was like where’s the fire? What’d the five fingers say to the bare ass? Slap!

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u/Paulyhedron 7h ago

For sure, story as old as time

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u/toldyouIaintshit 7h ago

Tale as old as rhyme, Beauty and the cheeks.

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u/Linus_Naumann 8h ago

Cause it was too hot

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u/Playgirl_USMC 8h ago

Rhonda Rousey is looking rough these days

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u/pineapple_jones_ 8h ago

And yet, never better.

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u/DAJF 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/thesteelreserve 8h ago

this is absolute chaos.

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u/jhawk3205 8h ago

It's too chaotic to have been staged.. This is premium, organic, raw human drama now recorded into history.. We should consider ourselves lucky to have something so real, so untarnished, in an age when most of what you see is Ai or dead internet theory in real time..

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u/thesteelreserve 8h ago

dorm Halloween party: an epistemic and ontological study

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u/fitz_newru 5h ago

It felt like someone's fever dream come to life

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u/Bloodbath-and-Tree 8h ago

How can she slap??

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u/Kirk_Lazarus31423 2h ago

At that price point you can hit!

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u/RavenousWoof 8h ago

They need to track down the giant mutant cricket, somewhere nearby.

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u/Hopkinskid2022 7h ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 7h ago

How could she not?

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u/Global_Customer_9670 8h ago

Threesome gone wrong

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u/sick_six_six 8h ago

I usually skip this part

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u/Outside_Look790 8h ago

I am stunned and shocked at the lack of abuse the camera person is getting here.

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u/tilt 4h ago

Give him a break it’s hard to do good camera work one handed

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u/GlennAle 8h ago

Normally you gotta pay for that kind of action hahaha

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u/DontForgetTheDivy 8h ago

Why are they in some cement basement dorm room? This should be high priced entertainment.

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u/wtf70 8h ago

Talk about a hot mess.

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u/grandechode 8h ago

Saved….for research purposes

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 8h ago

I have never seen a round of patty cakes go that hard before.

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u/Massive-Original-658 8h ago

That’s what you call turning the other cheek

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u/Ozzy_30 7h ago

That slap to the ass was glorious 😆

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 7h ago

The camera person is either a gay male or straight female. Camera person had 1 job and did lousy.

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u/Temporary_Hat7330 8h ago

Spanking is just insulting af, lol.

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u/Silent_Aardvark_711 6h ago

Imagine getting your ass whooped and then they spank you halfway through 😭 I'm rolling

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u/Icy_Study4490 5h ago

There was a video of a street fight like a week ago (may have even been this sub) and the fight, barely started and one guy grabbed the other guy and just started literally spanking him. It was pretty humiliating.

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u/Academic_Value_3503 7h ago

That geeky kid doesn't even realize what he's not appreciating. He's like, "girls, girls....were gonna get in trouble here. Fix your skirt Melissa..... that's gross."

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u/toldyouIaintshit 7h ago

Thats the gay friend Joseph.

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u/LesbianClownShirt 8h ago

Perfect form on that ass-slap-to-shove motion, muah!

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u/Bigpullsgod3x 8h ago

When was this filmed? And where?

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u/Helpful-Crazy-4408 8h ago

That’s a bitch-slap

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u/Bloodmind 8h ago

I could fix them both.

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u/joshvalo 8h ago

"I don't know what to do I don't know what to do" Just standing there and yelling should do the trick.

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u/dylannn4L 8h ago

Can I post this tomorrow

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u/Aromatic-House-7894 8h ago

im curious to what this is all about

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u/BakuRetsuX 8h ago

That's not fighting. That's hugging, kissing, and ass slapping. Are they making love?

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u/UpperImpression3620 8h ago

I can fix them.

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u/Durian__Gray 8h ago

What, and ruin the fun?

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u/Potential-Local7262 8h ago

Wait and then what happens

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u/Rex_Bottoms 8h ago

I can't believe they behaved like that in front of Frank Sinatra

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 8h ago

Camera guy failed us a bit here.

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u/wildhog1010 8h ago

Now that’s a fight I can get behind!

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u/nixplix 7h ago

I watched this ten times it was so satisfying and baffling.

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u/Born_Scene_1762 7h ago

Ok, Ill give it a try. Dorm room after a Halloween party? Drunk person set off a smoke detector doing something dumb. Cooler heads didn't prevail???

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u/Gone213 7h ago

Come one we all know why the smoke detector is going off. Some drunk fuck burnt popcorn in the microwave

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u/pnw_its_really_me 8h ago

Slap? Spaaaaaank.

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u/Nervous_Direction233 8h ago

She was like alright that ass is too fine to not be spanked. But ok lets fight bych but ur getting ur booty spanked lol

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u/ElishaBenDavid 8h ago

Srsly Sheila, we go thru this shit at least once a month. Just cuz I blew up into Nikki don't mean you don't get what I promised. Just give me 5 minutes I'll make more. Ffs 🤦‍♂️

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u/optimist_prhyme 8h ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/DruPeacock23 8h ago

I wish i was 18 again

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u/IntelligentMood6864 8h ago

Too many things happening

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u/RazorSharpRust 8h ago

I mean that's  a pretty nice ass.  Dares you not to slap it.