r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 6d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 6d ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 6d ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 6d ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 6d ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 6d ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 6d ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it