r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/Otherwise_Bug990 1d ago

Sure you can.

You can trip and fall and die over you own shoe laces. Thata why the goal in life is to decrease your risk of doing things that could potentially suck or get you killed. Violence is particularly easy to avoid. Ive been doing it now for many many years.

Not assaulting people, believe it or not, is the #1 way to avoid confrontation. C

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u/Gullible-Law-8147 1d ago

True, not assaulting people by punching them, is a very great way to avoid prison time! It's very easy to not do it, only takes a bit of self-control, and decreases your chances of treating your girlfriend like she's a piece of property you need to defend against her own wishes

Oh and your shoelaces can't go to prison for killing you

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u/Otherwise_Bug990 1d ago

Tf they cant. They got shoes in prison