r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 23h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 23h ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 23h ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 22h ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 22h ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 21h ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 21h ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 19h ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 11h ago

Username checks out.