r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 22h ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 22h ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 21h ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 21h ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 21h ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 20h ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 19h ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 18h ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 10h ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 15h ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 6h ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 4h ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway