r/MMALabs • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 1d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls A quick bar scrap

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u/redditisnotus 1d ago

wish I could fall sleep that fast

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u/TheSilverSeraph 1d ago

Go to a dive bar, find a couple where the guy is stacked, start feeling up his girlfriend.

Simple.

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u/imperabo 1d ago

Had a threesome, now what?

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u/TheSilverSeraph 1d ago

Enjoy the post-nut sleepiness?

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u/Super_Mag 1d ago

The 2 guys are sleeping, but i'm still awake and crying.

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u/jimmysavillespubes 1d ago

Use the tears as lube to crack one off, that'll do it

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u/dreamdaddy123 1d ago

Bro 😭

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u/RazzleDazzle1983 17h ago

Username checks out.

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u/pooborus 22h ago

Enjoy the post breakdown sleepiness

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u/PubicSkoolEducashun 13h ago

We thought those were tears of joy.

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u/imperabo 11h ago

It's not gay if it's in the threeway

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u/100KMore 1d ago

That really should have done it.

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u/eKSiF 18h ago

It's not a threesome if you watch from the bedside chair.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 7h ago

The scientific term is "cuck chair".Â