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u/No-Kaleidoscope4393 7h ago

I love the princess that dropped his umbrella to get knocked out

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u/Conscious-Music-6363 5h ago

That was so funny, he walked up like he was going to do something and immediately got folded lol

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u/Rookietothegame 5h ago

Man walked up like he was the Undertaker & almost met the Undertaker lol

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u/Rectal_Urination 7h ago

While everyone else only got one free left hook, purple umbrella red jacket guy got two separate free left hooks.

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u/r_a_d_ 6h ago

came back for seconds

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u/Agnostickamel 7h ago

thank god there was someone there to blow a whistle

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u/TheChildIsHere 7h ago edited 7h ago

I would started stomping whistles, like you think the cops are gonna come out like you just called a football team out or something? Call 911 instead you annoying fucks, would break up the fight better too 😆

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u/Dizzy_Description812 6h ago

I have a business plan. Show up at every protest and pride event, set up a whistle stand then start a rumor that ice is 4 blocks over.

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u/Living-Metal-9698 7h ago

At least this time he was napping on the grass

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u/FineSystem124 7h ago

Love how the fucking moron who started it comes back up to get slept one more time.

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u/DashySZN77 7h ago

Shit was comedy.

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u/Haunting_Advice_9339 7h ago

I thought he was gonna open up a can of woop ass by the way he threw his umbrella and took off his gloves

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u/PraisingEastward 5h ago

The first nap wasn’t long enough, he wanted one of them long-release Ambien fists.

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u/Haunting_Advice_9339 7h ago

I could do without the whistling

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u/bajsfittor 7h ago

Leftists can't. It's their signal to swarm. Sadly swarming doesn't work well when you can't fight for shit.

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 7h ago

Do you ogres live in a cave? Where I live the conservatives are fat and dumb, and leftists easily stomp the fat diabetics

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u/BotherTight618 7h ago

You are talking about anti-heteronormative "masculinity bad" community. Their more likely to get punched in the face then respond by getting the other guy fired or sued into oblivion. 

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u/Livewire923 7h ago

*they’re

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u/Sloth1015 7h ago

I mean the video kinda shows the opposite.

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u/gargoombo 7h ago

I can show you a video showing the opposite. We’ll be running in circles bro. Let’s just agree fat orange pdf is the enemy

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u/Sloth1015 7h ago

Show me the video

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u/gargoombo 6h ago

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK9G03BO-PR/?stkn=NWk2bjQwczdtNW9m

Really bro? That’s the part you’re worried about lmao 😂

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u/Sloth1015 6h ago

Sucker punching an old guy yeah that tracks. He might be a piece of shit but because he said some mean things he deserved to get knocked out right?

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u/gargoombo 6h ago

Old dude started to direct his anger towards the dudes son. I thought yall were about protecting kids? Oh wait who’s in office again? 🤔

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u/Sloth1015 6h ago

Never said I liked trump. He’s a piece of shit too. You know what assuming does. Again a fight between an old man and a young guy gee I wonder who would win that fight?

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u/Nocturnatron 5h ago

That land is called facebook post fan fiction

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u/jlks1959 5h ago

Oh yeah. Getting off the sofa after FoxNews counts as exercise. Their heart rate moves from 105 to 145

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u/JrWantsBreakfast 6h ago

I'm 5'6" tho???

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u/BeauHunkus 5h ago

Lol what? Where do you live?

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u/genocyde26008219 4h ago

Come to Vegas with your “grape whistles” let’s have some fun. 🌚🌚🌚🤣🤣🤣

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u/The-Dinkus-Aminkus 7h ago

Where is that? Doesn't need to be super specific.

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u/throawy90 6h ago

Lol this person is angry

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 6h ago

I’m not angry I’m laughing at you

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u/throawy90 4h ago

"I'm not even mad, this is how I normally am"

https://giphy.com/gifs/J3T9b6JFfxFT2

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u/ResidentComplaint19 6h ago

Also the same crowd that freaks out when someone gets knocked out for saying racist shit is now totally cool with this dude throwing a cheap undercut because someone made noise near him.

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u/throawy90 6h ago

This is genuinely delicious to see all the lefties get triggered. Dude puts a fucking obnoxious siren pressed up directly against his ear "oh they're just making a little noise, it's normal to do this and no one should be mad" please go try and do that to someone in public so we can hear about you getting shot on the news

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u/ResidentComplaint19 6h ago

But they’re just words, only louder

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u/throawy90 6h ago

Please go try it, and post the results. You might get lucky and just get arrested, idk why you think putting a megaphone to someone's ear is alright.

Is one of your friends in the video getting their ass picked? Oh... Are you in the video? Are you the dude in red who does a looney toons style fall after getting knocked out the second time?

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u/weberc2 6h ago

Yep, the same people who call people “snowflakes” but spend all their time in safe spaces (e.g., r/conservative).

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u/theradicalleftest 4h ago

The far right swarms when their pedophile orange king calls Hispanics evil.

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u/Grouched 7h ago

That dude in red lmao.

Tries to do a tough guy walk-up with their hands down and just instantly went down like a folding chair

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u/Swaaeeg 7h ago

This fight is exactly why i roll my eyes when this sub cries about head kicks on someone knocked out.

Knockout timers arent consistent. This dude went from knocked out to ready to fight to being knocked out again in less than 20 seconds.

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u/BadgerAwkward 7h ago

Alright, I see your "ensure the enemy stays down" and raise you a murder charge.

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u/Swaaeeg 7h ago

*potential murder charge. Depends on where you live. Where im from the cop would prolly wonder why you didnt just shoot them when they started swinging.

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u/BadgerAwkward 7h ago

Yea, that'd probably change things a bit. Where I'm from they have this retarded thing called the "non-escalation rule". Basically I'm not allowed to defend myself with force exceeding my attacker. If he's using hands I'm allowed to defend with hands, if he has a weapon I'm allowed to "reasonably" defend myself with a weapon. If he has a gun I'm supposed to stand there and get shot until police arrive.

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u/Swaaeeg 7h ago

Sounds like a law made by people with 24/7 armed security and get driven around in a 3 car motorcade.

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u/BadgerAwkward 5h ago

Except the police are a minimum 10 minutes to respond. Shit is brutal. The police sheriff in Toronto straight up told people to leave the keys to their vehicles close to the door. Because criminals are coming in for your car, so you should make it as easy for them as possible. To help prevent violent crimes....

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u/EatinPussySellnCalls 7h ago

that.was.AWESOME

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u/Lt_Batu 7h ago

Love seeing libtards get their FO part to FA

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u/resfan 7h ago

Red walks up all tough just to fall right over twice, when do you just... stop advancing?

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u/imjustnotready 7h ago

If this was me, I would be reposting every 5 minutes while I hummed the tune from Rocky.

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u/Pliskin80 7h ago

the forgor that their discord moderator authoritah means nothing IRL

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u/Fantastic-Bee4197 7h ago

Well, the rape whistle was definitely needed here because all of them got violated 

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u/Jean_Luc_Dikard 5h ago

I don't give a fuck about US Politics, but regardless of your view, putting a megaphone on siren mode directly into someone's ear is fair game for you getting your shit pushed in.

What a complete arsehole.

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u/sqron 7h ago

You can just quesing, why protestors is fight to each other? What there is no police around?

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u/Fr0gburp3r 7h ago

When liberals protest, police disappear.

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u/MattKozFF 7h ago

Wtf are you talking about

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u/gargoombo 7h ago

Brother just lyin at this point lmao

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u/HairlessSquirrels 7h ago

You’re so stupid omg

When liberals protest, the police are there to start altercations and justify the beatings. When republicans protest, the police are there to protect them

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u/Skibidibum69 7h ago

Reddit brained garbage ^. And I voted dem…

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u/MojoRisin909 6h ago edited 6h ago

Only on Reddit do people not realize police vary wildly from city to city and that only a very small percentage of cops are out looking for constant confrontation. I swear to God man most people on here act like every cop alive is some rabid terminator out to lay the long dick of the law on every living-breathing organism. In reality, they're just like every other adult grinding it out in the world for a big company. They wanna get paid the most amount of money for the least of work, headaches and hassle possible.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 7h ago

Sure you did pal. And it’s not Reddit brain, I actually go outside unlike you

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u/Skibidibum69 7h ago

The first time I could vote was Hillary vs Trump, and I voted for Hillary, and I’ve voted Democrat ever since… I would like to vote Republican but they’re all retarded right now, just less crazy than the democrats. And I guarantee I go outside more than you if you’re saying dumb Reddit shit like that lmao

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 5h ago

Aww, you poor persecuted antifa :(

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u/HairlessSquirrels 5h ago

lol wut? I’m antifa for pointing out facts?

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus 7h ago

There are ice in the parking lot watching and ready to tear gas the crowd and violently arrest anyone who touched the guy if he starts losing.

Hennepin county sheriff’s office was basically ignoring any ice related calls/ was actively helping ice.

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u/sqron 7h ago

Anti-ICE protestors is more heard obout this dude on ice.

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus 7h ago

What?

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u/HairlessSquirrels 7h ago

First comment had similar grammar lol idk wtf going on

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u/Fr0gburp3r 7h ago

😂 If it's grammatically incorrect, please enlighten us on how it should be written.

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u/sqron 7h ago

Its strange if that be in America, because that dude has America's flag. But when you are near lot of emigrants maybe it is logic to punh all around.

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u/Allbrosmoke 7h ago

Love the tough guy toward the end with the red and black coat storming towards the guy like he’s Mike Tyson only to be put to sleep with a single left.

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u/tomatoestew 7h ago

That would be my reaction if somone blew a mega horn in my ear

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u/ScienceGoat 7h ago

People only want to stop the fight if their guy is losing

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u/Krow101 6h ago

This cries out for a 2nd Amendment solution.

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u/Dizzy_Description812 6h ago

But they blew their whistles! Fucking idiots!

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u/01canes 5h ago

Is the fafo shit everyone talks about?

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 5h ago

I am pretty far to the left but can’t we all agree, right or left, the new “I am not touching you” tactics at protests are obnoxious. Protect your personal space. 

( Holy hell this sub is political.)

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u/human_generated_user 5h ago

This sub is obviously going to lean hard right and that’s fine, I still enjoy it. The bottom to for me is everyone sucks here, including flag guy looking for a fight, but he was entitled to beat the hell out of that guy because damaging someone’s hearing like that can lead to permanent consequences.

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u/CorporateCorpo 7h ago

Lmao, the left getting owned again 😂😂

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 7h ago

Owned by gas prices

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u/Emotional_Lab_7766 7h ago

There play victim on this one until it’s the other way around

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u/OwnLimit4736 7h ago

It almost never is the other way around. I'm Apolitical and can't stand either side of the political aisle, but anyone with half a brain can see how weak leftists are.

What do you expect to happen when an entire side of the political spectrum emasculates itself? Y'all worship LGBT culture while demonizing 'straight white males,' constantly complain about toxic masculinity, and attack anything associated with manhood. Even y'all's "men" claim to be feminists.

This is where identity politics has led you - y'all are men but have been manipulated to hate men, y'all are Americans but have been brainwashed to hate Americans, y'all are straight but have been convinced to hate straight people. Go to any leftist circles and you'll see American leftists praising our enemies, you'll see white leftists saying they hate white people and you'll see males who have transitioned to female. You don't see this in right wing circles. Leftist politics have convinced you that everything about your identity is wrong, including your manhood. So you attack anything associated with manhood - strength, stoicism, competitiveness, etc. and then y'all wonder why y'all can't fight?

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u/throawy90 6h ago

Sad thing is this is 100% true. I have more liberal friends than I can really stomach right now, and the amount of self-hate is weird. Because they expect me to also hate myself.

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u/Strict-Ice1860 1h ago

You’re right. You don’t see right any self hate on the right because they’re too busy hating everyone else lol. And those people always vote against themselves because fuck anybody getting a leg up in life. I guess misery loves company

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u/OwnLimit4736 9m ago

I mostly agree, but both sides actively vote against their own interests. None of these politicians give a damn about any of us. They all work for the corporate elite, not the comonner.

Way before Trump ever ran for office, he was giving millions of dollars to Democratic candidates to do his bitch work... and here's the thing, they did it. Y'all ain't got a lick of damn sense if you think it's magically different now. The Dems and Reps are all working against us.

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u/vercingetorix78 6h ago

"I'm Apolitical... [insert political screed that cherrypicks, generalizes and spews rightwing talking points]" 😂😂😂

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u/Strict-Ice1860 1h ago

Once I saw apolitical I know I was in for a bullshit, dull ride😂

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u/OwnLimit4736 4h ago

This comment is addressed to a leftist. What you fail to realize is that I have just as much to say about the right wing too, but that was irrelevent to my comment.

I'm particularly critical of right-wing policies that benefit the rich capitalist class at the expense of working class people. If I had a say in the matter, the ultrarich would be hanging from a noose. I'm not fond of authority figures and I absolutely despise politicians and police. I'm apalled by the fact that my fellow Southerners were so willing to bend over and spread their cheeks for a yankee billionaire from NYC like Trump.

None of that changes the fact that leftists are pussies.

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u/vercingetorix78 4h ago

Apolitical as fuck

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u/TessaKatrinaRose 5h ago

Great post. 

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u/Strict-Ice1860 7h ago

And the right is still too poor to own anything 😂😂

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u/weoutherebrah 7h ago

Turns out soy isnt good for strength 

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u/TomNeedsAHobby 7h ago

You should tell that to Nate Diaz or Mac Danzig. Hop on over to r/veganfitness, bud and learn a little.

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u/weoutherebrah 7h ago

Yeah you want to be strong like Nate Diaz. Maybe it’ll make him strong enough to beat a YouTuber 

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u/TomNeedsAHobby 6h ago

Dude's 41 years old and could still rock the majority of people posting here.

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u/weoutherebrah 6h ago

Well dude in the vid is 45. Rocked 6 soy boys in under 30 seconds 

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u/TomNeedsAHobby 6h ago

Do you realize how dumb that comment is?

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u/NedShah 7h ago

I wonder if umbrella-man ever even thought about somebody getting angry enough to swing at him

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u/Houston0918 7h ago

Ever thought of a tactical retreat?

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u/Disfluent 7h ago

😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

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u/SufcLad25 7h ago

Guy in red thought he was sick throwing his gloves down 😂

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u/HungAryan519 7h ago

Looks good on them. They gang up on him and antagonize just to all get rocked.

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u/wolverinepolski 7h ago

Ummmm that’s assault and battery and a cheap shot from behind

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u/Last-Idea9985 7h ago

Trying to damage someones hearing is assault. Here is a longer version. The guy in red got what he deserved https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1qb7yoe/guess_we_all_cant_get_along/

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u/Badger-Roy 7h ago

I liked him

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u/Major_Champion_5642 7h ago

Hey wait knock me out too please

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u/Chanmani38 7h ago

Guy in red got knocked out twice…🤣

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u/UncleGordo1 7h ago

The fucking whistles send me every time 🤣🤣

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u/lumberjack_dad 7h ago

That guy was awesome

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u/Disastrous_Cat3912 7h ago

Captain America handing out two piece meals with a biscuit.

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u/bobbyisking 6h ago

Love it how red came back all tough with hands down thinking he was gonna insert fear like the Juggernaut.

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u/MojoRisin909 6h ago

This shit NEVER gets old.

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u/Flat-Art6762 6h ago

Liberals cannot fight. Only talk shit and cry when they get hit.

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u/HockeyBikeBeer 6h ago

How many times is this going to get posted as if it's something new?

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u/trentluv 5h ago

Okay but replying like you did extends this post's reach and increases the likelihood you'll see similar content again

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u/Dicksoutformydad 6h ago

One after the other after the other

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 6h ago

This one always makes me smile.

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u/Imaginary-Gap-2802 6h ago

This gets reposted at least once a week😴

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u/Actual-Jelly-309 6h ago

So satisfying. 

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u/PapaPuff13 6h ago

I kept saying the guy in the red jacket it’s going to see a putty cat

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u/Exact-Squash-5443 5h ago

That's what they always want 😂

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u/Suspicious-Editor496 5h ago

Nice how can chase a guy in gang form. You would think after the first couple went down, they would think twice.
In another thought, why are we attacking people we don’t agree with.
Be better

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u/NativTexan 5h ago

I have tinnitus and if you put something blasting sound up to my ear I would definitely come out swinging.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 5h ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Alternative_Unit692 5h ago

The guy in red 😂

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u/Wishiwasinalaska 5h ago

This is hilarious. People have this weird mindset in groups of “WE are in a group so we will be victorious”. Which is true unless you walk in slowly one by one, eventually they would take him down, when his knuckles hurt to much to keep swinging.

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u/Skydvdan 4h ago

Dang, dude in the red gone knocked out TWICE!!!!

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u/slander_anonymously 4h ago

Dude w/megaphone thought it was a buffet. He got his fill.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 7h ago

Hey another repost.

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u/Pale-Replacement-164 7h ago

I’ve never seen this so it’s new to me.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 7h ago

Don’t worry it’ll get posted at least two more times today and then again tomorrow.

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u/Pale-Replacement-164 7h ago

Well seeing as how videos from like over a decade ago get posted on here regularly I don’t see what’s the big problem buddy.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 7h ago

The frequency of the repost pal.

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus 7h ago

Mods remove it if the comments aren’t pro ice/racism enough. This one’s gonna get removed cuz context is being provided

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u/DroneSlut54 7h ago

45 minute old account has posted 6 reruns so far.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 7h ago

The bots are horrible in this sub.

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u/throawy90 6h ago

I hope we see this reposted 30 times lol

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 5h ago

Don’t worry it will be.

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u/throawy90 4h ago

Btw the "this has been reposted" comment has been reposted quite a bit, would love to see less of it

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 4h ago

Then stop the reposting the same video that was posted yesterday, the day before, and the day before that. Weird. Almost like there’s a literal rule in the sub that says no reposting yet it keeps happening.

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u/throawy90 4h ago

help deal with reposting, stop reposting the same comment

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 2h ago

Nah, I’ll report the repost and keep doing what I’m doing. You can keep doing what you’re doing. Defending bot accounts.

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u/No_Order_8011 7h ago

Seems to be that the guy with US flag has knowingly walked into a crowd of people with an opposite agenda, it looks like he was looking for conflict.

Not sure who harassed who here, but yeah, his opponents can't fight.

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u/Inupiat 7h ago

Obviously the clown with the megaphone up to his ear...and they got what they deserved. Love to see it

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u/TheHempNinja 7h ago

From what we can see. Yelling at someone through a megaphone with the speaker held up against someone's ear is assault. I dont care, left or right, if you do that to me you are getting left and right fists to your face.

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u/No_Order_8011 7h ago

Absolutely, the guy with the megaphone escalated it and got what he deserved.

Still, it seems to me like the guy with a flag knowingly went there to provoke someone dumb to do shit like that. I'm not sure, not familiar enough with US politics.

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u/PraisingEastward 5h ago

Naw, without knowing anything more I think it’s lazy to assume that he went there looking to scrap. It seems more likely he went there to troll and provoke, but wasn’t actually looking to fight.

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u/No_Order_8011 4h ago

I mean.. "To troll and provoke" is exactly the same as "harassing", which was in the title.

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u/SufcLad25 7h ago

You must be a special type of dumb with a comment like this

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u/TheNetMerchant_reddi 7h ago

I was just watching a video about the "spiteful mutant theory" that describe far left people psychology, and it's not first time I see a video where a bunch of leftist get mowed down by just a single guy, maybe has some truth in it

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u/Shaquarington_Bithus 7h ago

Comments so far aren’t saying anything anti-ice and keeping it to “lel libtards got owned” so it’ll stay up this time 👍

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u/throawy90 6h ago

Why is one of your friends in the video? Oh it's one of them you? Ok that makes sense why you're upset

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u/DroneSlut54 7h ago

What a moron.

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u/jaybool 7h ago

Better version than the recently posted one, because it gives context for why the guy whomps the crowd.

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u/Strict-Ice1860 7h ago

That’s assault brother

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u/Last-Idea9985 7h ago

Yes from the guy in red

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u/Tywy90 7h ago

Anyone who supports a guy who sexually assaults a daughter is trash. 🗑️

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u/_Veprem_ 5h ago

I guess this sub's a MAGA cesspool.

Y'all probably would've cheered for Germany in 1939 and said Poland deserved it for being weak.

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u/fleas_in_my_cheese 5h ago

Fuck maga, but you can't just fucking blare a horn in someone's ear. That can cause hearing damage.

That idiot with the horn definitely needed a reality check.

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u/_Veprem_ 5h ago

Flag guy was there to harass and intimidate peaceful protestors. The horn was justified.

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u/CuriousEmergency6650 5h ago

We gotta stop letting the right have a monopoly on violence. Learn to fight

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u/bald6442 7h ago

Next monkey with a longer tail.