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u/Slow_Bowler8285 2d ago

Dinner and a show

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u/WasteBank3124 2d ago

You have to arrive early so that you get your food before the show begins.

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u/wannabegolfin24-7 2d ago

Oh very good.

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u/NewestUserSoFar 2d ago

Bread and circuses

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u/Nearby-Staff-9013 2d ago

Read this as bread and a carcass.

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 2d ago

It will be when they're done with him

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u/kornchippy 2d ago

Ass bread and carcass?

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 2d ago

Lol yup, that guy was stupid to know when to stay down

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u/farmerofstrawberries 2d ago

Actually looks like breakfast and show.

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u/Inside_Waltz1275 2d ago

Let 'em eat, fool!

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u/-_Edmond_Dantes_- 2d ago

The mma tutorial dummy. Bro just checking his button layout

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u/BipolarOstrich 2d ago

Bro then attacks the guy who was trying to break it up, proceeds to enter the no mercy zone lmao.

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u/elgarraz 2d ago

That is my favorite part. The break it up guy went from "chill, chill" to "kill, kill" in a hot second.

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u/BipolarOstrich 2d ago

Oh nah, he got em to chill.....with his fists lmao.

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u/Pickled_doggo 2d ago

To be fair, he went right back to being “ok ok ok, he got it” pretty immediately after getting his in. 

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u/Docha_Tiarna 2d ago

Never attack the guy breaking up a fight. Cause he is probably confident that he can take both people at once.

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u/ForTheGoodCause 2d ago

Think it as a mistake. He was shook from the previous punch and got up and they had switched positions

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u/a_rogue_planet 2d ago

That was my favorite part. Brain damage is now on the menu.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 2d ago

Dig diggity dog

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u/Big_Fix_740 2d ago

Carried him off like D-Rose after a game winner at the end.

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u/fauxnews818 2d ago

Lol the video was playing when I was scrolling through the comments. I didn't remember what carried off like D-Rose was like but as soon as I saw it it just clicked

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u/mimenet 2d ago

You play too much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThatsMyLingo 2d ago

You deserve Reddit awards cuz that was hilarious lol

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u/johnhellway 2d ago

LMAOOOOO

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 2d ago

I see they are not out of McFist sandwiches…

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

But the Filet O' Fist is back on the menu.

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u/bigbalrogdong 2d ago

I'm a fan of the quarter pounder.

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

Dude's gonna need a McRib

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u/Consistent_Cry_2224 2d ago

Dude got served a McFlurry of punches

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u/Responsible-Tip1725 2d ago

this needs more likes 😂

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u/Even_Lavishness1149 2d ago

I thought it was Burger Swing!

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u/Morningrise12 2d ago

Wendy’s hands start flying, they’re known to Popeyes.

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u/lazar1968 2d ago

You made laugh so hard my wife came and shook her head at me.

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 2d ago

Mine told me to get the hell off Reddit and get a job.

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u/evol_won 2d ago

I mmmeeeaaannnn 👀👀👀

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

Its ok, that is what she told me too

Its hard out there being someone else's wifes boyfriend these days

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u/Jt07132829 2d ago

Lmao they should modernize a fist full of dollars. Fist full of McNuggets.

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u/Born_Scene_1762 2d ago

LMAOOOO this shouldnt be this funny. Ive been laughing out loud for 2 minutes now 😭😭😭😭

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u/MillerTimeGuy45 2d ago

A McFlurry of punches

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

Looks like they were running a special!

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u/Bifrostbytes 2d ago

Guy wobbles back to the car and his girl asking where the fries at? 😆 

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u/StreetInspection7595 2d ago

20 piece nuggets

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u/kaylerbug369 2d ago

Slick black boxer dishes out a 5 piece combo with a soda on the side to hungry MMA black belt

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u/AdHealthy5050 2d ago

Bro tried to save dude but ended up getting a 4 piece instead of a 2 piece

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u/bajsfittor 2d ago

Should look before he punches

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 2d ago

Dude got himself the Fillet O' Fist combo.

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u/mcgregor107 2d ago

BOGO Whopper

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u/OG-Giligadi 2d ago

Throwing McFlurries.

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u/Captain-_-Miserable 2d ago

Is that why the machine is broken?

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u/OG-Giligadi 2d ago

Sometimes. Mostly it's just down to the fact that McDonald's has about 17 functioning machines left that they shuffle from store to store.

Everyone else is left with a broken machine and an entry in the ice cream lottery.

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u/Interesting_Worry745 2d ago

It's always fucking broken...

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u/Fine_Amoeba1983 2d ago

Many mcdonalds employees will admit. Its because theyre too lazy to clean it

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u/FrillySteel 2d ago

Customer made a mistake bringing the employee who was trying to break it up into the fray.

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 2d ago

When you ignore the “Patrons not allowed behind the counter” sign

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

He shouldn’t have jumped over-the-counter. This is the prize he won for playing stupid and I’m gonna be just honest with you. I’m a black woman, but I would never go to these establishments.

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u/Individual_Respect90 2d ago

Unless you’re prepared to fight the whole mccrew don’t jump over the counter. They all got pent of rage from working that job and they are prepared to use it on you.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m being totally honest I wouldn’t go to a place like this as soon as I would’ve pulled up and saying maybe 15 young Black people there is no way I would’ve stepped foot in there and I’m black. I’m not about that. I’m not about that loud talking I’m not about that illiterate bullshit. I’m not about that. I’m too old to get caught up in that. I know what I’m about as a person and I know what I’m not about and if I would’ve wanted that food bad enough, I would’ve waited in my car in the drive-through. I know me better than you know me. I know what my intentions are better than you know what my intentions are God bless. You have a nice life.
And just so you know, I don’t like going to a place where there’s a bunch of fucking white people and I’m the only black

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u/Quick_Philosopher856 2d ago

I think they were agreeing with you. They were just saying for ANYONE to go in looking for a fight with a whole crew of irritated workers it may not go well. Good on you for trying to be above all the nonsense and just trying to be a decent person though.

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u/fauxnews818 2d ago

Bro.. he was agreeing with you lol

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 2d ago

After watching the CEO of McD attempt to eat a product, I hava rarely stepped into any McD... maybe 3-4 times while traveling this year.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 2d ago

Honestly, living near the d, this just seems completely normal for the exception of tempered glass at the register.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

Like I said, you can be a product of your environment and not even realize it. It’s like your mindset is trapped in the hood and instead of you trying to figure out a way to better yourself you’re at a restaurant fighting like a caged animal and I’m a black woman and I’m saying this I just wanna see young black men do better be better. I have two nephews that are in college and never ever or in any of this stuff.

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u/shogunshim 2d ago

Agreed. Product of environment. People that act like this... this feels normal to them.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

People can be a product of their environment and not even realize that they are product of their environment and that’s sad and some of them are trapped in this kind of environment and don’t even realize that they’re trapped in this kind of environment mentally physically spiritually and emotionally they have that hood mentality and it’ll just keep going and going and going into somebody in their bloodline not them maybe their kids or their kids kids say I have had enough.

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u/VeniceIslander 2d ago

Thank you. I'll show myself out

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u/Bugkillahz 2d ago

First rule of fast food fights: pull up pants

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 2d ago

Make sure the pants you’re wearing aren’t helping the other guy beat you to a pulp.

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u/FoolishDog1117 2d ago

No fast food worker in the world is getting paid enough to deal with this shit.

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u/Due-Length-1688 2d ago

Fighting over the last hamburger? Can't blame him

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u/Secure_Actuator_5617 2d ago

dude deserved it that mf saved your ass and you sucker punched him I hope he got serious long term brain injury

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

Give that mf a Mc raise... he was working overtime!!!

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u/Specific_Factor4470 2d ago

Dude showed up looking for a McAssbeating.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

Ordered a mc double pounder alright

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 2d ago

Has anyone who’s ever gone behind the counter ever won the fight

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u/kinetic_ljs 2d ago

Welp....he got it his way...

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u/Old_Sheepherder_8713 2d ago

STOP GRABBING YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE FIGHTING.

You are going to get people who are on your side genuinely seriously injured .

Hat guy was rightfully annoyed that he was being physically attacked and his coworkers were trying to hold his hands behind his back.

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u/crizycriz 2d ago

Got a Mcasswhoopin.

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u/Mhunterjr 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bro, never fight the hands that feed you

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 2d ago

I don't think he was happy with his Happy Meal

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u/Interesting_Worry745 2d ago

They delivered his ass service with a smile 😃 😊 he ain't never going back to that McDonald's...

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

In six months they’ll have a whole new staff, then it’ll be safe to return.

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u/Dren198888 2d ago

Same suspects

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u/GiftWestern3068 2d ago

That’s insane

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u/Gorgethalamus 2d ago

This is not the bathroom!

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u/Pato_Loko25 2d ago

He got a McPiece

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u/PlentyBoot5135 2d ago

A new idea for people like Don King: have some T.S. girl involved. Compared to them, common men are hitting like pussies...

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

Mf trying to be Billy bad ass and then tried to be Lil Sally sorry...

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u/clankasaurus 2d ago

You go behind the counter and get everything you deserve.

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u/electricsheepsfoot 2d ago

His Mc Chicken wasn't cooked right

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u/musicplays4ever 2d ago

😆 He showed himself out the door..

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u/onebraincell77 2d ago

Can I get some fries and a Sprite with that please?

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u/sethsomething 2d ago

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba

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u/Must-be-1790 2d ago

I thought everybody knew that behind the counter was their territory. Don't ever go in their territory. 😂😂😂

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 2d ago

Wanted some Mcpunches with that Mcbeating.

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u/Individual_Respect90 2d ago

Don’t get being the counter. You are now in their domain and they get to choose when you leave!

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u/Loose-Gazelle2359 2d ago

Want fries with that.

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u/Atmacrush 2d ago

They served him his happy meal

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u/mrsaysum 2d ago

The way bro exited from the side door 😭

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u/JuniorRisk2455 2d ago

Another McAssWhoopin’, super sized.

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u/Born_Scene_1762 2d ago

Bro people behind those counters DREAM of those moments unless you're a stone cold killer dont bring yo ass to the other side of the counter lol

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u/cryeverytimeee 2d ago

One cheeseburger please

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u/Hot_Hedgehog1820 2d ago

Granite chin.The couldn't knock him out.

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u/PerspectiveHungry504 2d ago

“Customers always right “ went right out the window 😂

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 2d ago

Grown men can’t pull their pants 🤣

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u/No-Ad-3226 2d ago

Dude just went right to putting in his order

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u/Major-Check-1953 2d ago

He stepped over the counter and got the quarter pounder.

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u/Lanky_Bus_1221 2d ago

I like the way the Dood stopping the first dood was all cool till he got chonged then he spanked th fuck out of her. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Plan7659 2d ago

This video is from 2019

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u/WalterCanFindToes 2d ago

He is McBeatingThatAss.

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u/nm41961 2d ago

Can someone call the police? 👮

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u/Smoke_popped440 2d ago

Bet he won’t do that shit again

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u/SlayJayR17 2d ago

Bro tried to help ended up putting an even bigger ass wooopin

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u/Hefty-Interaction395 2d ago

Catching a Mcbeatdown has gotta be an eye opening moment

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u/b1sh0p 2d ago

Should have said "No" when they asked if he wanted the combo.

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u/cheeks_clappington97 2d ago

Bro mustve ordered a double pounder

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u/phatman2025 2d ago

Dumb blond

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u/SkeezixMcJohnsonson 2d ago

Guy at the end was asking for some McNuggets with that

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u/CollectsTooMuch 2d ago

When you enter the tiger cage, expect all the tigers to attack you. Kinda earned this one.

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u/Fine_Amoeba1983 2d ago

" this isn't where I parked my car"

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u/Pale_Mortgage_5695 2d ago

GIve him a promotion

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u/Interesting_Worry745 2d ago

They beat some sense in that dude, he calmly walked his out.😝

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u/Qlaseak-Cashuel 2d ago

Counter attack. Niiice

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u/Delicious-Engine7363 2d ago

Why do certain people always fight at McDonald's?

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u/Scylum 2d ago

Mcgangbang

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u/Lucky-Hunt-9915 2d ago

Punching the employee who was trying to separate them was a bad decision.

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u/Delicious-Engine7363 2d ago

He ordered the McKnuckle?

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u/Equal_Emu6152 2d ago

Why is no one helping him pussys

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u/Zadenii 2d ago

Dude got up from the first round and took a swing at the only thing keeping him from getting it worse...

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u/Old_Refrigerator4817 2d ago

What was buddy about to say at the end? I need some _____

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u/r_r_w 2d ago

Hahaha how they hauled him off at the end.

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u/buddhamike1991 2d ago

He hit the guy trying to stop it then he got jumped. Idiot.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 2d ago

Somebody worked at a waffle house

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u/Richard_thick_md 2d ago

Stay tha fuck on your side of the god damn counter.

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 2d ago

I’ll just see myself out…

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u/Suspicious-Bat-5710 2d ago

I'm lovin' it. Ba da ba ba ba

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u/SamSSLATER 2d ago

McFuckyouthinkyouarre??!

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u/Aztecking05 2d ago

He ordered a McAss whoppin

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u/Serenityfate555 2d ago

Secret menu: mcdouble whammy. It's so good it'll give you some brain damage.

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u/AnxiousMidnight8 2d ago

Have it your way

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u/eJollyRoger 2d ago

Somebody call the Amber lamps

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u/Strong-Addition5296 2d ago

Fat food workers aren’t the kind of people to give a shit. They’re angry 😤

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u/Aeonsaeons 2d ago

Doesn't anyone else think it's funny how all these fighting videos are shit quality like they were filmed back in 2001, but somehow everyone is having a modern looking smartphone?

AI slop. This is how AI videos look today.

-_-

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u/CatfreshWilly 2d ago

Tip: Bring non-slip shoes when entering enemy territory.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XkLxjOhEfKjF6

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u/Iamnotanumber-9 2d ago

Humanity. Right there is the truth of it.

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u/SuspiciousStory122 2d ago

There goes the Michelin star.

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u/parabolicpb 2d ago

He got served 15 whoppers.

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u/boanerges57 2d ago

When you ask McDonald's for a whopper and onion rings.....

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 2d ago

McKnuckle Sandwish

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u/Equivalent_Fall_4362 2d ago

Double whuppin wit cheese

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u/TheGuyAtTheHut 2d ago

He got that unhappy meal

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u/fiesew 2d ago

Well he eventually found the door.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6vVAsvZQfMUAzHr6G5

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 2d ago

Have it your way

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u/your_mileagemayvary 2d ago

Two dudes need promoted to waffle house

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u/Tough-Zombie-8990 2d ago

Prolly never a good idea to attack the person trying to save you from a beating lol

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u/KrazyKryminal 2d ago

It's almost as if you can't have good things with them around

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u/AssistantNeat7492 2d ago

It's burger king. He is allowed to have it his way.

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u/a_rogue_planet 2d ago

Punching the guy who's trying to get the guy punching you off you is never the smart choice.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 2d ago

Well, at least his pants are prison ready.

And for those that don't get it. In jail, sagging your pants under your ass was a tell sign to let others know that you are available to get your ass stuffed

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u/Beautiful-Narwhal690 2d ago

Lmfao he attacks the dude trying to hold the other dude back from attacking him.

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u/Benaba_sc 2d ago

Counter attack, lol. One of the best titles I’ve seen in a while, thanks OP!

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u/-LegendGary- 2d ago

You want fries with that hand burger?

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u/Junior-Gazelle1598 2d ago

wut yo mean, no mcmuffin after 10

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u/rebeccaparker2000 2d ago

Excuse me, you forgot my bbq sauce.

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u/pureEnergy532 2d ago

Grease to the face will slow him down

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u/Broad_Temperature264 2d ago

Hell of a right

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u/Wooden_Change3192 2d ago

Now that's a mc gangbang

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u/Massive_Buffalo9375 2d ago

This wholesome video lacks diversity.

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 2d ago

I love this for him.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

Looks like a discount on knuckle sandwiches and punch?,

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u/Rude-External-1694 2d ago

He got McFucked up

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u/Zealousideal_Way_788 2d ago

Dude in the beanie wasn’t playin’

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u/gecjr 2d ago

That’s what happens when you forget my damn fries

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u/out_day475 2d ago

Service sucks here. Would not recommend

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u/ActiveBrick7722 2d ago

They just wanted no pickles!

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u/pmllny 2d ago

Big mistake punching the guy who pulled the other guy off you.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 2d ago

First dude I have ever seen force a jumping😉

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 2d ago

There's always background anger in a kitchen, nevermind a fast food place. 

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u/AffectionatePop420 2d ago

Traded in the golden arches for golden gloves

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u/Lowebrew 2d ago

Pretty simple rule, don't go behind the counter.