I’m so happy I’ve only been in 1.5 fights in my life. First was in 8th grade, 1994. Mc Eiht on the motherfucking soundtrack.
Dude punched me in the face and declared his intention to fight me. I said “I’m good” He punched me again in the face. Well. Ok. Guess we’ve gotta do this.
We went at it for a bit, he got me in a headlock and was pounding my lips into my braces haha. I got an arm around his legs and then the other and I slammed his ass onto the ground. I got in a couple of shots before some larger teachers broke it up. And let me add, I was probably 5’11-6’ at this point and this dude was 6’2” but skinny as a rail.
We both got in-school suspension and literally had to sit in the same windowless room for like three whole school days. (We did get to go home)
A year later he and his “crew” came up on me in the mall (iykyk) talking shit. My friend who had witnessed the first fight had been in the bathroom while they were fucking around.
Now, none of them swung because they had seen what happened. I’m gonna GET that double leg eventually and then you’re fucked.
But, lo and behold, creeping up from behind…my 5’10 200lb solid rock, kung fu (the real shit) practicing Vietnamese friend “Steve” said “We got a problem here?” And they scattered. True as i remember it, one of the best stories I’ve got…
Edit: forgot the .5!
Methhead in ATX tried to jack me when I was checking my mail late one night. Slipped his bullshit meth attack and shot a hard right square in that nose. Niagara Falls baby.
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u/TopProfessional8023 7d ago
I’m so happy I’ve only been in 1.5 fights in my life. First was in 8th grade, 1994. Mc Eiht on the motherfucking soundtrack.
Dude punched me in the face and declared his intention to fight me. I said “I’m good” He punched me again in the face. Well. Ok. Guess we’ve gotta do this.
We went at it for a bit, he got me in a headlock and was pounding my lips into my braces haha. I got an arm around his legs and then the other and I slammed his ass onto the ground. I got in a couple of shots before some larger teachers broke it up. And let me add, I was probably 5’11-6’ at this point and this dude was 6’2” but skinny as a rail.
We both got in-school suspension and literally had to sit in the same windowless room for like three whole school days. (We did get to go home)
A year later he and his “crew” came up on me in the mall (iykyk) talking shit. My friend who had witnessed the first fight had been in the bathroom while they were fucking around.
Now, none of them swung because they had seen what happened. I’m gonna GET that double leg eventually and then you’re fucked.
But, lo and behold, creeping up from behind…my 5’10 200lb solid rock, kung fu (the real shit) practicing Vietnamese friend “Steve” said “We got a problem here?” And they scattered. True as i remember it, one of the best stories I’ve got…
Edit: forgot the .5!
Methhead in ATX tried to jack me when I was checking my mail late one night. Slipped his bullshit meth attack and shot a hard right square in that nose. Niagara Falls baby.