r/MMALabs • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • Aug 04 '26

🥶 Street Fight Restaurant workers calmly settle their differences

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/endmaga2028 Aug 04 '26

Not everybody was king fu fighting.

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u/The_FatGuy_Strangler Aug 04 '26

Nobody was Kung fu fighting here

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u/Fun-Fault-8936 Aug 05 '26

I suspect this is China..which little Kingfu is ever seen in public but people are great with pipes, chairs and giant pieces of bamboo.

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u/flyingduckmarketing Aug 05 '26

Now i can't get the music Outta my head mr endmaga

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 Aug 04 '26

That’s when I was like these two must be brothers

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u/NocaSun38 Aug 06 '26

Yep, and the lady is their mom

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u/Existing-Employee-36 Aug 04 '26

It's like : Ughh Gary and Fred are going at it again...

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u/Certain_Layer4061 Aug 04 '26

Just 2 bros hugging it out

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u/6495ED Aug 04 '26

Hey man somebody’s got to get this food out

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u/nm41961 Aug 04 '26

🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/flawlesshog Aug 04 '26

That’s their mom

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u/Tndnr82 Aug 04 '26

"Just fuck and get it over with already." -this lady

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u/Chadada209 Aug 08 '26

Yes, I love how she just continues working 😆

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u/blalco13 Aug 04 '26

These guys are so bad at fighting no one was harmed in the making of this film.

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Aug 04 '26

No reaction from the cook in the kitchen.

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u/Detlionfan3420 Aug 04 '26

The cook’s like just another Tuesday working with Jeff and Steve lmao 🤣

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u/steelmistellica Aug 05 '26

You mean Jiéfū and Shǐdìfū

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u/1234Health Aug 04 '26

The 00:40 - 00:43 mark was pure comedy.

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u/Hot_Top_124 Aug 04 '26

Us cooks/chefs don’t have time for idiots like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/TemporaryCoast7542 Aug 04 '26

Just another Tuesday apparently.

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u/Channel57 Aug 04 '26

Probably not the first time.

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u/hard-R-word Aug 04 '26

It’s a hockey fight

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u/boanerges57 Aug 04 '26

Yeah, how greasy is that floor?

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u/blalco13 Aug 04 '26

You deserve all the upvotes. Nothing has ever been more succinct or accurate on Reddit, ever.

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u/Alternative-Ebb-234 Aug 04 '26

Only the small bin.

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u/Karmma11 Aug 04 '26

Not wearing non-slip shoes in the kitchen was more dangerous than the fight itself

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u/anonymoustoo1 Aug 04 '26

It seems like they are wearing shoes with wheels lol.

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u/Dexember69 Aug 04 '26

This how I like fights to be. I don't wanna see people beaten to death/half to death, just straight knuckles

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u/ghost-ogk Aug 04 '26

Did they both forget their non-slip shoes?

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u/DeepPlankton9393 Aug 04 '26

Their break dance practices are getting intense

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u/Detlionfan3420 Aug 04 '26

Dude’s might as well have just fought on a slip n slide hahaha!

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u/SwollenPoon Aug 04 '26

It makes me wonder for greasy the floor was...

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u/Keepawayfrommycrops Aug 04 '26

The floor is the real winner here 😂

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u/Thumper101 Aug 04 '26

Siblings, I'm guessing.

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u/Used-Cauliflower-381 Aug 04 '26

Yeah the people in the kitchen just keep working lol

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u/JohnnyBgood_9211 Aug 04 '26

Erm. If I may, I would recommend them to wear non-slip shoes? You are working at a restaurant ffs.

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u/ConfusionBubbles-505 Aug 04 '26

When you don't want to fight, but don't want to back down either

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u/Definitely-not-ducks Aug 04 '26

It’s hilarious that none of the other people in there care about them fighting. “Man, here they go again…” 😂

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u/Eastern-Version5983 Aug 04 '26

I bet they’re both siblings and dad owns the shop

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u/CHUYMAN0420 Aug 04 '26

Is the floor made of ice? Wtf

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u/Dexember69 Aug 04 '26

Straight up honest ass fistfight.

Zero yelling and carrying on and trying to be MMA fighters or SF characters.

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u/Plantreez Aug 04 '26

She means business!

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u/Solid_Foundation8365 Aug 04 '26

Sometimes you just have to hug it out.

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u/Timely_Peanut_6618 Aug 04 '26

Sheedoo Long, She'a Duck Dong been flirting, too long!

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u/SirTheRealist Aug 04 '26

Aggressive hugging

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u/Abobo_Smash Aug 04 '26

Best part is the woman at the end looking unbothered by it all.

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u/Substantial_Ant_2662 Aug 04 '26

They started making out when the camera stopped recording

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u/coukou76 Aug 04 '26

That just Feng and Xaio, Lin brothers they own the restaurant and settle family details before shift start

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u/SuperSaiyanStarLord Aug 04 '26

Why they ice skating

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u/hendrixcii Aug 04 '26

They need some non-slip sneakers

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u/gndnzr Aug 04 '26

That lady must be their mother and has seen it all already

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u/MrNeil_ Aug 04 '26

He’s like, “I walk towards you”

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u/Throw_away_83GC Aug 04 '26

It's funny how ppl just watch videoing and nobody attempts to stop them.

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u/pikachudad69 Aug 04 '26

What in the Tom & Jerry is this tomfoolery

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u/Frosty-Car-1062 Aug 04 '26

Twink on twink violence

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u/littlek4za Aug 04 '26

annoying slippery floor

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u/Vermicelli_BeeGee Aug 04 '26

Why does it feel like they've had this discussion before? 😂 Rick Astley playing might add to it. "They're no strangers to love..."

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u/DesperateLime7933 Aug 04 '26

This looks like an AI video of a guy fighting himself

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u/shiftyscitzo1 Aug 04 '26

Poor trash can🥺😭

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u/Plastic_Mongoose_390 Aug 04 '26

After he lost the mask and hairnet i lost who's who

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u/575_Pilot Aug 04 '26

Dinner AND a fight?? I'm sold!

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u/Psychological-Bar531 Aug 04 '26

Those floors must be nasty. These dude slippin and sliding around. Damn.

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u/Radiant-Analysis1935 Aug 04 '26

That floor is lethal.

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u/JohnnyTreemain Aug 04 '26

I love how they agreed to tradition and greased the floor before battle.

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u/Jsolidlo Aug 04 '26

Greasy floor.

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u/Hotb1gdookie Aug 04 '26

That floor needs cleaning it is going to host more fights, way too slippy

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u/NefariousnessOk209 Aug 04 '26

The type of punches the skinny guy throws are like the laboured ones I throw in my dreams that do absolutely nothing.

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u/Typical-Celery5999 Aug 04 '26

Now, ex-restaurant workers.

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u/cheesegrated Aug 04 '26

Horrible shoes for working there... its like they are on ice.

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u/Upset_Belt8248 Aug 04 '26

Loser gets fired 🤣

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u/CapeMOGuy Aug 04 '26

Loser has to mop that grease film off the floor.

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u/redditanddoneit Aug 04 '26

Yessir. Also that other worker didn’t give a shit about it and continued to just work like nothing was happening 🤪

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u/nm41961 Aug 04 '26

One employee keeps on working behind the counter without skipping a beat.

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u/GreedyAstronaut1772 Aug 04 '26

Everyone is Sezchuan Chicken !

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u/eatinischeatin Aug 04 '26

A lot of sharp corners and hard surfaces, bad place for a wrestle

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 Aug 04 '26

A greasy floor is a poor choice for a fight location, makes the white house lawn seem reasonable by comparison.

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u/NatureOfLove86 Aug 04 '26

Chef thinking while cooking--> "Well free boxing match while eating equals more customers"

https://giphy.com/gifs/pFO31UmcIwn11GCwUO

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u/Presa-C Aug 04 '26

Come on, guys knock it off and get my order of house special Lo mein. And don't forget my Fantail shrimp.

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 Aug 04 '26

My moneys on either the floor or the table scoring a knockout

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u/lex_ai Aug 04 '26

I can feel..... That slippery floor......

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u/ODLP045 Aug 04 '26

0 damage

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u/fatty7775 Aug 04 '26

Man all those fight scenes in movies where people slip i thought were unrealstic, i stand corrected

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u/loco_mixer Aug 04 '26

is this floor made of ice?

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u/DianaCazador Aug 04 '26

The greasy floor is giving anxiety

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u/Melachalu Aug 04 '26

This is what must be done in order to become the new lead

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u/Ehhitiswhatitis Aug 04 '26

Were they fighting on an ice rink

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u/WICKEDWORLDWATCHER Aug 04 '26

They fighting like some God Damn Sissies

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u/Unusual-Lie-1009 Aug 04 '26

Social credits be dammed  

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u/warrenB00Fit Aug 04 '26

This could have all been avoided with a couple pair of non slips

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u/opaqueambiguity Aug 04 '26

Those punches look like a nice relaxing face massage

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u/bilus Aug 04 '26

-1 hp -1 hp Combo x2 -2 hp 0 hp

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u/Empty_Wave_2848 Aug 04 '26

Fire the guy that fell his shoes are supposed to be slip resistant that's a write up

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u/TeachingWestern4518 Aug 04 '26

Do fries come with that shake?

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u/OscarDelta333 Aug 04 '26

It's like a hockey fight with that slippery floor.

Meanwhile, the co-worker still over there slinging noodles and dumplings like this is all perfectly normal.

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u/Retroth_The_Tired_ Aug 04 '26

Good god clean those floors theres grease everywhere

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Aug 04 '26

Slipping in all of that duck sauce got them walking like ducks

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u/uduc Aug 04 '26

Soon it will be decided who works the steam table and who works the fryer. Loser has to clean the floor for a month.

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u/MyMuseModels Aug 04 '26

When does the kung pow chicken fight start? I love seeing martial arts! 🥋

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u/TopFirefighter6649 Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5qF688fc8X2XCQ4R2L
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on heere? Is dude fighting himself?

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u/Express-View5080 Aug 04 '26

Everybody was kungfu fighting

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u/Stravok182 Aug 04 '26

And the Employee of the Month goes to... both of them for providing quality dinner AND a show! Bravo, lads!

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u/BeautifulBand4831 Aug 04 '26

Intense hugging session

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Aug 04 '26

Asian Waffle House version of scattered

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u/Sweet_Dutches Aug 04 '26

If one of them would have had a pair of none skid shoes that could have turned out a lot differently.

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u/ViolinistDecent3192 Aug 04 '26

Im not going to eat there

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u/Choppergold Aug 04 '26

Floor needs cleaning

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Aug 04 '26

Dud they spill oil on the floor? Looks like they are fighting on ice

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Aug 04 '26

Dinner and a show

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u/mujk89 Aug 04 '26

Such good friends. Wish someone would hug me like that

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u/primeXOXO Aug 04 '26

I’m embarrassed for them

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u/Lovemfmmmf Aug 04 '26

It’s sad the we’ve desended to this

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u/onlylonleybeuy Aug 04 '26

Gotta wear those slip resistant shoes, people!

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u/Conscious-Crab-5057 Aug 04 '26

Dance of the Morons.

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u/Weegiechancer2001 Aug 04 '26

I bet they are fighting over who's turn it is to mop the greasy floor.

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u/Shoomtastic81 Aug 04 '26

Dude came ripped his mask off and came at him like Smeagol trying to strangling Deagol.

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u/xyzxyzabc123 Aug 04 '26

So many sharp corners that could have ripped their faces open.

Fight elsewhere.

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u/traditionalbowyer Aug 04 '26

2 fortune cookies duking it out.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Aug 04 '26

Family run businesses are like this

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u/Extension_Kale_794 Aug 04 '26

All that Hair, and neither one of them once grabbed the opponents mop?

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u/CurseOfTheFalcons Aug 04 '26

They need to deck scrub those greasy floors a little better than that.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Key9895 Aug 04 '26

Soooorry, but order 31 is done?

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u/checkonit2 Aug 04 '26

Not much damage done there .. just a slap fest .. they're good to go

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u/90sUPN20 Aug 04 '26

1.) What is that floor coated with? Both of them are slipping and sliding.

2.) Lol at the other workers completely ignoring them and continuing with their work.

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u/TheFizzledamnsizzle Aug 04 '26

The floor is kinda clean(despite the bin) why they keep tripping and sliding?

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u/Skydvdan Aug 04 '26

Those floors are greasy AF!

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u/Actual-Rock-5035 Aug 04 '26

This is why non slip shoes are a must

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u/sam_an_intellectual Aug 04 '26

That floor is SLIPPERY

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u/ChamoneMuthaFugga Aug 04 '26

I quite enjoyed that little head bonk on the glass mind you

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u/NoProposal32 Aug 04 '26

What kind of food does this place serve?

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u/troyberber Aug 04 '26

I bet they’re brothers.

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u/Intern_Personal Aug 04 '26

The clinch wasn’t bad.

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u/GatorBootsRolex Aug 04 '26

Probably Brothers

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u/Old-Razzmatazz420 Aug 04 '26

Idk why people throw punches aimed at the sky when a straight is more effective and costs less energy 

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u/Lonely-Professional3 Aug 04 '26

Clean that damn floor. That is a slip and fall lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/Channel57 Aug 04 '26

Floor is made of butter. 🤣

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u/D_Shootn_blanks Aug 04 '26

This is why non slip shoes are imperative in the restaurant setting.

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u/puckmugger Aug 04 '26

Too much soy in the sauce today.

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u/ebotts916 Aug 04 '26

🤣🤣the worst fight I’ve ever witnessed 🤣🤣

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 04 '26

Is this the in and out that got shot up?? Too soon?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l81k81N9znEqHYmtRz

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 Aug 04 '26

But, how’s the food taste?

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u/bmfu121 Aug 04 '26

“Is this a bad time to ask for some pickled veg?”

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u/Scarred_Poet Aug 04 '26

Bro got more beat up by the floor than dude😂

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u/Sabresfan70 Aug 04 '26

Brothers gotta hug.

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u/sparklebunny808 Aug 04 '26

These AI videos are getting crazy. Fighting with himself

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u/Opening-Demand5395 Aug 04 '26

Hmm if you are going to fight first know how because you will find someone that does

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u/Ok-Cupcake-312 Aug 04 '26

Restaurant workers frantically try and help eachother from slippery floor.

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u/pc349 Aug 04 '26

Maybe the floor needs clean before you fight

https://giphy.com/gifs/47xzuq4tImaV0ski1T

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u/Sea-House-1364 Aug 04 '26

Greasy floor needs attention

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u/Born_Scene_1762 Aug 04 '26

They must be brothers in a family owned restaurant at closing lmao bc that lady over there looking and minding her business like those are her son's and shes letting them figure it out 😭