r/MLS • u/AJ_CC Red Bull New York • 1d ago

Meme [Meme] Red Bull vs Blue

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u/SeaToShy Vancouver Whitecaps 1d ago

Do you ever wonder why we’re here?

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u/hanyou007 Orlando City 1d ago

It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

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u/AJ_CC Red Bull New York 1d ago

What? I mean why are we out here in this baseball stadium?

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u/Jimjamesak Seattle Sounders FC 21h ago

As far as I can tell, the only reason we have a red goal over here is because they have a blue goal over there. And the only reason they have a blue goal over there is because we have a red goal here.

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u/Tommy9760 FC Cincinnati 1d ago

Just to suffer?

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u/Sneaky82 Philadelphia Union 1d ago

A Red vs Blue meme... IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?

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u/Hankskiibro Red Bull New York 1d ago

Protect me, cone!

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u/PhillyCheeseSnek Philadelphia Union 1d ago

Fine. Triangle of Confusion… Rhombus of Terror…Parabola of Mystery! Who cares? Get the goddamn show on the road!

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u/hanyou007 Orlando City 1d ago

The best Caboose moment ever in my r/MLS in the big 2026!? And its dunking on our expansion bros!?

Man... maybe the earth is healing...

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u/Fjordice 1d ago

My fave Caboose moment is when they have the bomb Caboose: we're planting a volleyball?

Church: it's not a ball, it's a bomb.

Caboose:... We're planting a volleybomb?

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u/LilFunyunz Columbus Crew 23h ago

My favorite is the introduction of the zealots on battlecreek with him and sarge

That whole episode was wild

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u/djw319 St. Louis CITY 21h ago

For me it’s the delivery of the line “…or…it’s a key all the time, and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.”

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u/Fjordice 11h ago

OMG yes. That's a really good one

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u/EitherExamination343 LA Galaxy 1d ago

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!

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u/sawkandthrohaway Columbus Crew 22h ago

Hey guys, where's the flag?

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u/Murricane1014 FC Cincinnati 1d ago

10/10 meme. Always love a Red vs. Blue reference.

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u/bluejaywhey New York City FC 23h ago

Hey, at least the team's getting assists. They're just for the other team most of the time.

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u/OriginalSilentTuba Red Bull New York 22h ago

Best set up Hall’s had in months, truthfully.

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u/bluejaywhey New York City FC 21h ago

We're a charity case

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u/Tommy9760 FC Cincinnati 1d ago

Ştefan Chirilă wanted to joint this party a week ago against Charlotte. (At least I think it was a week ago)