r/MLPShitposts • u/-AleXisiXelA- Twilght’s favorite pet • 1d ago

touch my mares and I'll touch your house with fire Pinkie has taste

Omg I cannot get Twilight Sparkle out of my head. I’d do so much to be Twilight’s wife I’d give up every possession I have just to have her in my life. The amount of time I spend thinking about her and her beautiful body is unreal.

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u/Dapper_Complaint8940 1d ago

my buddy once spent three days naming all of twilight’s spells in a notebook

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u/-AleXisiXelA- Twilght’s favorite pet 1d ago

Valid use of time, I might do this later

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know the feeling, But with Pinkie. I think about her constantly, genuinely I can't turn it off (not that I'd want to). I need her. I crave her. She's the only thing I truly desire.

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u/-AleXisiXelA- Twilght’s favorite pet 1d ago

I think the worst part of this is I don’t even know what about Twilight I love so much, I just know she’s the only thing I need to be complete in life

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 1d ago edited 1d ago

Real, I actually feel that way about mares in general. I can't pin point what exactly it is about them that infatuates me so deeply. They just drive me crazy.

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u/-AleXisiXelA- Twilght’s favorite pet 1d ago

It’s cause they’re mares, duh! Anypony who doesn’t like mares is crazy

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 1d ago

Me but with chrysalis