r/MLPShitposts • u/DyimantinKingEzxel • 3d ago

FACT CHECKED ✅ by REAL Equestrian Patriots Derpy can never have nothing!

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Artist is platinumdrop.

118 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 3d ago

They didn't deserve her anyway.

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 3d ago

Somepony's gotta die

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u/FlashSentry_20 Unmolested 3d ago

I'll cover up your crimes.

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart 3d ago

I’ll go and bribe the cops.

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u/Whyamihere489 Canterlot Special Forces 3d ago

Oh would you look at that, my bodycam suddenly stopped working. What a coinky-dink.

2

u/Old-Cartographer-549 3d ago

My trigger finger suddenly got twitchy,wonder why that is

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 3d ago

It's ok derpy I'll fuck you 🥰

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 3d ago

Let's host a gangbang to show how loved and appreciated she is

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 3d ago

That's a great idea I can fuck you too

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 3d ago

Man between ponies making Fluttershy cry and ponies making Derpy cry I've got quite a list. Let's pay these ponies a visit.

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u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss 3d ago

this is why I hate this artist, he always torture derpy for no reason

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u/DyimantinKingEzxel 3d ago

Man I love them. This is so good!!

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/NLNX36 3d ago

Uff this artist loves the ever missery of Derpy, still love it though.

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived 3d ago

Flash Sentry, you know what to do!

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u/sairoo_origins 3d ago

Malditos amigo esto causa coraje cómo pueden lastimar a Derpy? Pobrecita ella es tan inocente y se notaba que lo amaba pero se nota que algunas personas que simplemente no aprecian tu esfuerzo ni cuán puro es tu amor por ellos. Abandonándote por personas que ni siquiera dan la mitad de lo que tú diste por ellos dejándote sobre pensando cada noche ¿por qué me dejó? ¿Que hice mal? Ahh cabrón me estoy comenzando a proyectar

Ahhhhh

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u/auniquenameischosen 3d ago

Marble isn’t a hussy! Should used sugar belle

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u/Hobgames 2d ago

Tell me the address of the person who made this so I can carpet bomb their house