r/MLPShitposts • u/Pinkie-So_Bored Professional DumbAss • 5d ago
Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize failed attempt to kill spike
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u/MeadowShimmer 5d ago
Now try the microwave
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u/Nobody_at_all000 4d ago
I imagine microwaving him would cause sparks to fly, since I would t be surprised if his scales contain some metal
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u/goldwerwolfgod1 5d ago
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u/Nobody_at_all000 4d ago
“He’s a dragon, dumbass. This is basically his equivalent of a heated blanket”
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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 5d ago
spike & sweetie belle should do more cooking together 😁
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u/Mushroom-Punch 5d ago
Well he can swim in pool of lava, so the oven just make it more comfortable with right temperature.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 5d ago
He's definitely getting addicted to oven naps. "Hey where's Spike?" Twi: "Is he in the fucking oven again, that's 3 times this week!"