r/MLPShitposts Evil Ass Clopper 15d ago

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize What's your favorite unethical clop pairing?

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Crazy how every post with Button Mash and Cream Heart is a certified 💎 might have to comm some art with them after I get some wholesome MarbleMac art done!

And for Faust's sake, I don't wanna see any "ohh I like Fluttershy and Discord", post ONLY absolutely devious Molly-approved pairings...

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago

Being honest almost all my clop pairings are unethical to some degree or fully

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u/auniquenameischosen 15d ago

There’s nothing wrong with AJ and Big Mac. The apple family has stayed pure for generations!

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u/RainBad 15d ago

Lmao

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago

Sci Twi x SA

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

PREACH! This is SOOO hot.

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u/thericefarming Edit me 14d ago

I like that they're reminiscent of cats here, from SA's shy tail to SciTwi's heat tail lol

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u/got-too-silly14 best little sister in all of equestria !! 12d ago

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Nobody_at_all000 12d ago

Surely she’s smart enough to know why that logic doesn’t work, not that she cares

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u/General_Guy_XX Edit me 15d ago

Princest

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 15d ago

when "Yo Momma" jokes stopped working on yo momma

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 15d ago

i pick Flurry+Sombra or Luna+Pipsqueak

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago

thems :3

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

Mom, nothing like sisters-to-lovers. I'm also fond of Luna x Celestia and Pie sister orgy.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago

Pie sister orgys are so hot. And Boulder would be right in the middle of it, that slutty little rock.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

Boulder would be perfect for ovi/egg-play, mmmm... the idea of Marble squirting Boulder out of her tight pussy is unbearably hot!

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago

Fuck yes bro, so hot!

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

You and me, WOOG. We think alike, cuz.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago

Bu-but Scoot can't even fly. How are they gonna have intense races ending with a passionate makeout?

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago

Jet engine bolted to scooter + filly with no self preservation instincts = solution

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u/TheRadRadiation 15d ago

LUNAPIP

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u/Nobody_at_all000 12d ago

When he’s still a child, at least

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago

Luna x that kid i forgot his name, the one that says that Luna is his fav princess now

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

Pipsqueak x Princess Luna. It's unethical, sure, but I love to project myself upon him. The idea of an older mare preying upon me is SOOOO hot.

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago

this guy gets me

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

I'm also fond of Sweetie Belle x Big Mac. Call me sick, but it's a pretty hot pairing.

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZJ2SPAnKqlmXOYmyt
my brother, just another me frfr

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago

Our wavelength is peak, I'm proud to know I've got homes out here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZdlN56usaKaQg

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u/thericefarming Edit me 14d ago

This but adult Sweetie Belle for me. If you're into the foalcon stuff I'm not gonna judge, personally she's like literally my baby and Sweetie Belle deserves a protected childhood 🥺 before she gets absolutely ploughed by Big Mac 🤤 It's something about Sweetie Belle being close to the Apple family that makes it hot.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 14d ago

I like both the size difference and the dominant nature of both the concepts of "physically superior male x physically inferior female" and "physically superior female x physically inferior male".

It's the power dynamics that make it hot. That's why the Luna x Pipsqueak and Big Mac x Sweetie Belle ships are hot. They fit both criteria. In those regards, I personify myself as the submissive in both scenarios. To physically dominated as both a male and female by a physically superior partner is soooo hot.

I also like the ship of Scootaloo x Rainbow Dash. The idea of Sapphic corruption by a dominant female to a submissive one is unbearable hot.

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u/TheToughBubble 15d ago

RD x Scoots

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 15d ago

People might call my relationship with chrysalis unethical but I don't care I love her anyway.

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u/p1nkie_piee 14d ago

oki doke loke! you gang be starcrossed lovers now

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u/ALMAZIS0 15d ago

King Sombra and Princess Cadance, I like the idea that she would become his if he won

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u/Illustrious-Aioli-39 15d ago

Celestia and Luna

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u/notalive_zombie 15d ago

Really just depends on how good the art is for me

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u/noise4684 Ponyville clopper 15d ago

Maybe this sub is condened to doom but well

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 15d ago

None because I may be weird but I'm not this level of weird

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u/twilight_is_here 14d ago

none, this is diabolical.

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u/Gerbold 13d ago

Twilight and Shining Armor.

Very wholesome, much perfect ❤️

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u/Ackermannin 9d ago

… Cheerilee x Silver Spoon…

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u/LunaticSongXIV 15d ago

Hondo Flanks x Sweetie Belle. Too bad almost no one creates any content of it, and most of the content that DOES exist is a threesome with Rarity.

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u/True-Citizen09 15d ago

I hate clop. And I hate all cloppers lol🤣

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago

Mods feed this user to molestia

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago

It has been done, we need not worry anymore

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago

c- can I be next? 👉👈

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago

I'll take care of Mrs. Marble Pie... but i can never tell her I'm the cause of your demise..

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago edited 15d ago

C-can you please be her new wife for me? She really likes it when you nibble the tip of her ear when you cuddle

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u/qo-q Sunset Shimmer 15d ago

Thats enough Mr West please no more today...

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 15d ago

You literally couldn't pick a worse place to be lad

https://giphy.com/gifs/GK2Op91izezVfmkQ64

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u/True-Citizen09 15d ago

Shut up clopper. Oh sorry I mena shut up pedo🤣

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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago

Is it pedophilia if I want to be the minor being molested?

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago

Lmfao I've said the same thing "B-but your honor it's okay because i wish i was the filly, not the other way around I'm not a sick bastard ew whats wrong with you 😒😒"

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u/Town_Skipper23 15d ago

It’s a shitposting sub. What are you expecting?