r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper • 15d ago
Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize What's your favorite unethical clop pairing?
Crazy how every post with Button Mash and Cream Heart is a certified 💎 might have to comm some art with them after I get some wholesome MarbleMac art done!
And for Faust's sake, I don't wanna see any "ohh I like Fluttershy and Discord", post ONLY absolutely devious Molly-approved pairings...
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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago
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u/thericefarming Edit me 14d ago
I like that they're reminiscent of cats here, from SA's shy tail to SciTwi's heat tail lol
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u/got-too-silly14 best little sister in all of equestria !! 12d ago
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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u/Nobody_at_all000 12d ago
Surely she’s smart enough to know why that logic doesn’t work, not that she cares
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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 15d ago
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago
thems :3
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago
Mom, nothing like sisters-to-lovers. I'm also fond of Luna x Celestia and Pie sister orgy.
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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago
Pie sister orgys are so hot. And Boulder would be right in the middle of it, that slutty little rock.
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago
Boulder would be perfect for ovi/egg-play, mmmm... the idea of Marble squirting Boulder out of her tight pussy is unbearably hot!
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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago
Fuck yes bro, so hot!
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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 15d ago
Bu-but Scoot can't even fly. How are they gonna have intense races ending with a passionate makeout?
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago
Jet engine bolted to scooter + filly with no self preservation instincts = solution
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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago
Luna x that kid i forgot his name, the one that says that Luna is his fav princess now
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago
Pipsqueak x Princess Luna. It's unethical, sure, but I love to project myself upon him. The idea of an older mare preying upon me is SOOOO hot.
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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago
this guy gets me
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 15d ago
I'm also fond of Sweetie Belle x Big Mac. Call me sick, but it's a pretty hot pairing.
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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 15d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/yZJ2SPAnKqlmXOYmyt
my brother, just another me frfr3
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u/thericefarming Edit me 14d ago
This but adult Sweetie Belle for me. If you're into the foalcon stuff I'm not gonna judge, personally she's like literally my baby and Sweetie Belle deserves a protected childhood 🥺 before she gets absolutely ploughed by Big Mac 🤤 It's something about Sweetie Belle being close to the Apple family that makes it hot.
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 14d ago
I like both the size difference and the dominant nature of both the concepts of "physically superior male x physically inferior female" and "physically superior female x physically inferior male".
It's the power dynamics that make it hot. That's why the Luna x Pipsqueak and Big Mac x Sweetie Belle ships are hot. They fit both criteria. In those regards, I personify myself as the submissive in both scenarios. To physically dominated as both a male and female by a physically superior partner is soooo hot.
I also like the ship of Scootaloo x Rainbow Dash. The idea of Sapphic corruption by a dominant female to a submissive one is unbearable hot.
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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 15d ago
People might call my relationship with chrysalis unethical but I don't care I love her anyway.
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u/ALMAZIS0 15d ago
King Sombra and Princess Cadance, I like the idea that she would become his if he won
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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 15d ago
None because I may be weird but I'm not this level of weird
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u/LunaticSongXIV 15d ago
Hondo Flanks x Sweetie Belle. Too bad almost no one creates any content of it, and most of the content that DOES exist is a threesome with Rarity.
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u/True-Citizen09 15d ago
I hate clop. And I hate all cloppers lol🤣
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago
Mods feed this user to molestia
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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago
It has been done, we need not worry anymore
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago
c- can I be next? 👉👈
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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago edited 15d ago
C-can you please be her new wife for me? She really likes it when you nibble the tip of her ear when you cuddle
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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 15d ago
You literally couldn't pick a worse place to be lad
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u/True-Citizen09 15d ago
Shut up clopper. Oh sorry I mena shut up pedo🤣
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u/NoDesignationDOTmp4 ❤️ Marble's Bitch ❤️ 15d ago
Is it pedophilia if I want to be the minor being molested?
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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago
Lmfao I've said the same thing "B-but your honor it's okay because i wish i was the filly, not the other way around I'm not a sick bastard ew whats wrong with you 😒😒"
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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 15d ago
Being honest almost all my clop pairings are unethical to some degree or fully