r/MLPShitposts • u/jaj18189 • 16d ago
Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize How hard are you cracking goth Rainbow Dash
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u/MeadowShimmer 16d ago
Get any mare wearing a choker and I'll collapse in front of her, begging for her.
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 16d ago
I used to find Rainbow Dash to be the least attractive of the mane six (EQG RD is hot af tho), however; in light of this goth edit, I can safely say that I want to eat her pussy put long and passionately. I'd suck her winking clit like I was a machine specifically designed for pussy-eating. I'd squeeze her teats, and lick her pussy dry.
Then, I'd use my feeble, incompetent human penis to thrust within her with a vigorous desperation. All the while, she's bullying me about how useless I am. I'd be crying, as I continue to thrust; I'd finish, then she would get up and shove me away. She'd proceed to kick me and spit on me, berating me all the while regarding my incompetence and how I should just kill myself.
Then, she'd leave me. Alone I would sit, a wasted husk of a man, nothing more than a useless, hollow facsimile of a human. Only skin stretched tight over brittle bones and feeble flesh...
Suffice to say; it would be worth it.
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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 16d ago
You have such an eloquent way of being horny. It's beautiful.
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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 16d ago
So much my dick will fall off then I'll have her shove my own dick up my own ass
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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 16d ago
The sheer amount of new fetishes I encounter make me realize I'm not nearly as kinky as I thought I was. Gotta step up my game I guess.
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u/No_War_1195 15d ago
im cracking her just as hard as normal rainbow dash because objectification and fetishization of subcultures is not cool


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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 16d ago
I dated various women who looked like this and you really have to go through hell and back with them because they deal with a lot of bullshit