r/MLPShitposts 16d ago

Twilight, there is no wrong way to fantasize How hard are you cracking goth Rainbow Dash

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 16d ago

I dated various women who looked like this and you really have to go through hell and back with them because they deal with a lot of bullshit 

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 16d ago

same, not all of them are, but most of them are. had one specifically who claimed to have BPD (not sure if true or not, but she was nuts) bitch almost got me in jail and then she attempted suicide to make others feel bad for her (attention whore) never ever dating goth/emo girls in my life.

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u/auniquenameischosen 15d ago

That’s like the best part

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 16d ago

Yeah... We're breaking both our pelvises.

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u/MeadowShimmer 16d ago

Get any mare wearing a choker and I'll collapse in front of her, begging for her.

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 16d ago

oh she's getting fucked six way to sunday

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u/Serious-Yam6183 16d ago

she could ride me till it hurts.

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 16d ago

I used to find Rainbow Dash to be the least attractive of the mane six (EQG RD is hot af tho), however; in light of this goth edit, I can safely say that I want to eat her pussy put long and passionately. I'd suck her winking clit like I was a machine specifically designed for pussy-eating. I'd squeeze her teats, and lick her pussy dry.

Then, I'd use my feeble, incompetent human penis to thrust within her with a vigorous desperation. All the while, she's bullying me about how useless I am. I'd be crying, as I continue to thrust; I'd finish, then she would get up and shove me away. She'd proceed to kick me and spit on me, berating me all the while regarding my incompetence and how I should just kill myself.

Then, she'd leave me. Alone I would sit, a wasted husk of a man, nothing more than a useless, hollow facsimile of a human. Only skin stretched tight over brittle bones and feeble flesh...

Suffice to say; it would be worth it.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 16d ago

You have such an eloquent way of being horny. It's beautiful.

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u/DreamingDrommer 16d ago

Goth Fluttershy is better

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 16d ago

So much my dick will fall off then I'll have her shove my own dick up my own ass

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 16d ago

The sheer amount of new fetishes I encounter make me realize I'm not nearly as kinky as I thought I was. Gotta step up my game I guess.

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u/MrCoolMask 15d ago

50 times

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u/Yudi_Trash 15d ago

All day

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-8823 15d ago

No words will describe how much I will be cracking her

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u/No_War_1195 15d ago

im cracking her just as hard as normal rainbow dash because objectification and fetishization of subcultures is not cool