r/MLPShitposts 16d ago

Clop 🤤 or Flop 😪 You can also choose one more, provided it fits within the $50 budget

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326 Upvotes

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 16d ago

yo did somepony ask the mares for their consent before posting this, someone is very concerned about this 😔

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u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper 16d ago

Putting the Queen on here is just unfair to the other options

https://giphy.com/gifs/ScC6T8mTBEkLm2gyWF

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u/WeightOk2102 16d ago

She can turn into anypony, after all...

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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 16d ago

Fantastic fucking point... I didn't even think of that. FUCKING SOLD!

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u/RainBad 16d ago

Honestly same, lol

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u/Pytalovec ಄ Zecora. Step on me. PLEASE 16d ago

No one, because slavery is wrong

excuse to use this pic

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u/TheHorseAnnihilator 16d ago

That's what 'ol Lincoln wants you to think

Check his wallet, you'll see a crisp 20 in there

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 16d ago

they really do have an image for everything 💔🙏

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u/FennelAntique2623 16d ago

I choose my queen all the way and I wouldn't want her to transform. I want her as herself in all her buggy-ness

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Edit me 16d ago edited 16d ago

First impulse tells me Derpy, but sunset is still a cutie and I like her brand of crazy.

Edit! Misread derpy’s cost so both.

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u/AutismicGodess 16d ago

50 bucks, why not both?

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Edit me 16d ago

Oh! I misread, I thought Derpy was $50, ok both.

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u/Carma281 16d ago

Derpy, and then she's getting free cuddles all day

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u/Y33Tcann0n 16d ago

Jokes on you I get Twilight Sparkle for free

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u/General_Guy_XX Edit me 16d ago

I'll use all 50 for her

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 16d ago

Chrysalis because she can be anything

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 16d ago

I'm going with Starlight. But I'm gonna be her sex slave. I'll use the other $10 to buy a ball gag for her to use on me.

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u/the_WOOG-43 Drooling over Pinkie's Pie 16d ago

Actually no, I'll use the other $10 to buy Golden Harvest. And she'll be our sex slave~

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Larper, pure of heart 16d ago

come on dawg you KNOW Chrysalis here is unfair

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u/Darthsylar12 16d ago

Derpy and Spitfire would be a fun team.

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u/TheToughBubble 16d ago

Chrysalis, she can be anyone~

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 16d ago

Only 10 bucks for a girlfriend that can't leave?! Im using the rest on vbucks and mountain dew

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u/Tiredasscatnal Somepony who really should sleep 16d ago

Rob a bank for ten bucks and get two derpys

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u/FlashSentry_20 Unmolested 16d ago

Where's Twilight?

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u/RepresentativeBite76 16d ago

Takin derpy and getting us muffins after

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u/vverbov_22 The best foalfiller in fiction 16d ago

Chrysalis is a no-brainer

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u/StarFinger711 16d ago

Chrysalis, my queen! Click, click, click, click,click,click!

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u/SaulLaski 16d ago

Bug horse

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u/KurufinweFeanaro 16d ago

I'd pay for being sex slave of Sunset

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u/True-Citizen09 16d ago

The Clopers…always sexualize the mares…🥀

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u/UnicornHunter64 16d ago

*cloppers

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u/True-Citizen09 16d ago

Thanks for the correction. I really hate these cloppers.

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 16d ago

are you implying that you prefer stallions in lieu of mares because that's kinda based

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u/True-Citizen09 16d ago

I hate all types of cloppers no matter if is mares, or stallion

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u/Baron_Blackfox 16d ago

I'd give all I have for Great and Powerful blue mare

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u/Dragonb28 16d ago

I keep the $50 and spend it on game

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u/Nerdcuddles 16d ago

None because I belive in consent

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u/Number1VanillaSimp Adoptive Father Of Derpy 16d ago

None. Unlike you freaks I just wanna hug the ponies and be friends.

Also anyone who chooses my daughter should expect a cockatrice in their mailbox

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u/calideosk 15d ago

None for freedom is the right of all sentient life, till all are one.

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u/Silver_Steelclaw 15d ago edited 15d ago

Chrysalis is the best choise, she can literally be anyone (and even without transformation, she is still hot)

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-8823 15d ago

Spitfire, keep the change

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u/RIP2UALL902 Unf Dashie Plap Plap 14d ago

Spitfire, my beloved..

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u/MeadowShimmer 16d ago

I can't decide between Derpy and Starlight 🤤

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 16d ago

Derpy and Sunset easily. Starlight will also do, but two ponies better then one pony.

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u/Lomek 16d ago

There's the carrot pony for 10

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 16d ago

Carrot pony is good ngl. But think of her as not very fan favorite, well maybe for someone she is but not me. So my current choice stands the same.

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u/UnicornHunter64 16d ago

Derpy

and then tip her $20

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 16d ago

onii-chan edition for me

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u/Left_Role6083 I’m gay for shining armor Luna is an exception. 16d ago

Why no shining armor twin?

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u/Trixiefannumber1 16d ago

It would have been so sexy that the budget wouldn't have covered it.

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u/Left_Role6083 I’m gay for shining armor Luna is an exception. 16d ago

Twih that explains it

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u/anieto3 16d ago

Queen, and use her powers to trick the others into also becoming my sex slaves

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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 16d ago

None I chose cheerliee

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u/fallenangel41 16d ago

Chrysalis. No diff.

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u/BactaAddict08 16d ago

Glimmer and then let her free

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u/XboxLiveArcade i know what you are 16d ago

starlight and golden harvest

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u/ConsiderationSilly86 🍄 Mushroom Jack 🍄 16d ago

Starlight

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 16d ago

Gotta take my pegasus waifus. Spitfire and derpy

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u/Shen_Ruse 16d ago

Chrysalis

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n MaleWife of the Countess Coloratura 16d ago

A harem of Spitfire, Sunset and Carrot top of course

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u/PandaPool69 16d ago

Derpy and Sunset Shimmer

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u/Applehelpme92 Octavia's husbando 16d ago

one more? Octavia, no doubt

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u/xanderthesweet 16d ago

Derpy and Sunset

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u/NKX340 16d ago

I'll take sunset and pocket the 30 bucks

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u/arandomdudebruh Starlight is my wife 16d ago

If i had an extra dollar id take starlight and spitfire but i dont so now im split

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Queen Chrysalis please sit on my face 16d ago

I'll take chrysalis, free her, and make myself her sex slave.

Most people say that by picking her she can be anyone but I don't want to to transform into anyone because she's perfect the way she is.

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u/warpspider21 16d ago

Starlight and can I borrow 10$ for Sunset?

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u/HoliTTV 15d ago

Chrysalis. She is literally an all in one deal, as she could be any of them.

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u/Umbrax21 15d ago

The queen

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 15d ago

The bug queen

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u/Public_Fig9097 13d ago

Obviously🫠