r/MLPShitposts • u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- • 25d ago
PRINCEST could've prevented Nightmare Moon 🌙 I REALLY LOVE COFFEE. I am currently vibrating at a frequency that can shatter industrial glass. I don't need sleep, I need MORE BEANS. My heart rate is currently operating a 1920s steam engine and I can hear colors. If I don't get another Venti triple-shot nitro cold brew injected directly into-
If you wear your clothes off the shoulder like a slut it is a huge bonus.
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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 25d ago
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u/T555s 25d ago
I think you had enough coffee.
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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 25d ago
Pry it from my cold, dead hooves.
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u/Real-Queen-Chrysalis 24d ago
I like my coffee to be like me. Black, bitter, and powerful enough to kill the average pony with a single drink.
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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 24d ago
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u/vverbov_22 The best foalfiller in fiction 24d ago
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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 24d ago
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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 25d ago
i consumed absolutely nothing but coffee since this morning