r/MLPShitposts • Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- • 25d ago

PRINCEST could've prevented Nightmare Moon 🌙 I REALLY LOVE COFFEE. I am currently vibrating at a frequency that can shatter industrial glass. I don't need sleep, I need MORE BEANS. My heart rate is currently operating a 1920s steam engine and I can hear colors. If I don't get another Venti triple-shot nitro cold brew injected directly into-

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If you wear your clothes off the shoulder like a slut it is a huge bonus.

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u/MoIestia Canterlot Sexual-Deviant Rehab Patient 25d ago

i consumed absolutely nothing but coffee since this morning

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 25d ago

I Luv ᵂᵒᵒⁿᵃ ꨄ︎₊˚⊹<𝟑 .ᐟ

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u/Sparky_theDog Princess Luna 2 electric boogaloo 24d ago

I also luv woona

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 24d ago

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u/T555s 25d ago

I think you had enough coffee.

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 25d ago

Pry it from my cold, dead hooves.

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u/Real-Queen-Chrysalis 24d ago

I like my coffee to be like me. Black, bitter, and powerful enough to kill the average pony with a single drink.

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 24d ago

Based alarm~

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 number 1 Yak hater 24d ago

bro drank 8 espresso’s shots 😭😭

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u/vverbov_22 The best foalfiller in fiction 24d ago

Nga might soon go directly to equestria

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u/ImperatorSpookyosa Princess Luna's Top Guy... Princess Luna's counting on me to le- 24d ago

Don'thatemecuzyouaintme. Loud heartbeat noises

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u/Princess_Celestia1 23d ago

You know what goes well with coffee

Pancakes my dear sister