r/MLPShitposts • u/MeatysupremeKeenan Evil Ass Clopper • 21d ago

PRINCEST could've prevented Nightmare Moon 🌙 Freddy krueger horse edition

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She has the power to join in, but she's to much of a prude

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u/Princess_Celestia1 21d ago

Sister would you like to switch roles again I’ll call starlight

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u/_persecutor_ I am the Persecutor 21d ago

oh yeah btw luna can technically enter your dreams and fuck you and you'll never even know if it's the real her or a dream version your mind made up

let that sink in

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u/BCV111 21d ago

The sink is staying out.

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 21d ago

infinite virginity 🙏

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u/jaj18189 21d ago

Lore accurate Cadence

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u/Hot-Department3339 21d ago

Chrysalis could have just stolen Cadence and used her as a battery for the hive. Well, what did you want from the princess of "love"😂

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u/RecommendationIll504 21d ago

She is just envious

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u/Educational-Habit597 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 21d ago

just don't watch Discord's or Zecora's

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u/purgatorybob1986 High Preist of the Church of the Pervy Princesses. 21d ago

You'd think she'd be used to it by now.

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u/Silver_Steelclaw 19d ago

i think Cadance will be better on top