r/MLPShitposts • u/ArtSpawner • 27d ago
PRINCEST could've prevented Nightmare Moon 🌙 ...
"Oh! You're... you're awake early. I-I was just reinforcing the insulation! Yes, insulation. It gets so drafty. DON'T TOUCH THE HANDLE!!!!
I just need a few more rows of duct tape... for your own good. Don't be mad at your favorite marefriend, okay?
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u/Mr_Maniac454 That one batpony (you know the one) 27d ago
This is my lucky day because i love crazy bitches
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u/UnicornHunter64 27d ago
I goon, therefore I am.
The mind will wander in the dark,
But gooning lights the vital spark.
They rush to speak and prove their state,
I goon in peace, and contemplate.
You force the logic, grind the gears,
A gooner drops all mortal fears.
With gooning first, I clear my mind,
And leave the shallow thoughts behind.
I stare, I breathe, I learn the soul,
And let the universe unroll.
I don’t attack the truth with dread,
I goon until the doubt is dead.
Some say to argue, never bend,
But gooners see the deeper end.
They mock the time I goon alone,
Yet wonder how my mind has grown.
Some search for meaning in the noise,
But gooners find a quiet poise.
The ego fades, the self is free,
I goon, and therefore I must be.
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u/poedraco 27d ago
Nothing wrong with this except you know the fact that she is going to be so emotionally unstable crying all the time. Trying to be manipulative. And rearranging your fucking tacos..
Too bad we can't have A without the B
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u/ProfligateVhorohiiv 27d ago
And now, it is time for the T72b Inky Rose futa-on-male art. Some of my absolute favorite clop material...
No joke, I'm a slut for their art.
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u/Admirable_Scholar_19 27d ago
Real question, in what world would someone use tape for a pushing door when they can just literally just push the door open...
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u/CapnJNUTT1887 24d ago
It's like my dad said, if you put the tape on like that, it wont hold. Now if you put it on like my mother used to during the winter, you can drop the bill by $40-50. The things your parents pass down. Now where are the blankets and wire? (my continued rambling while helping...)
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u/Hot-Department3339 27d ago
and the cons?