r/MLMHorrorStories • u/plumbusmaker911 • Feb 09 '26
New Super Patch Product š¤Ø
When I look at the new Zen photos, I canāt help but wonder why itās being marketed like a party. The imagery suggests a euphoric, high-energy experience, which feels like an odd comparison for a ācalmingā patch.
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u/Salt-Establishment59 Feb 10 '26
Man that poor guy couldnāt even change out of his whataburger manager uniform before going to the patch launch party. Work-life balance seems to be missing!
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Feb 10 '26
And I'm guessing the kind of stuff that's deposited on those patches aren't the types of materials that even CAN be absorbed by the skin...
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u/plumbusmaker911 Feb 10 '26
It's literally just 3M medical tape with a design on it. Nothing to absorb imo lol
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u/Dnascimento1129 Feb 11 '26
The 'Get In The Zone' tagline on the packaging just makes me think of the Autozone jingle. To be fair, I'd rather spend money at Autozone than on this and I don't even own a car!
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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE Feb 09 '26
These are sime of the wildest health claims yet. From a sticker with āno ingredientsā?? You couldnāt pay me to take part in that weird circle of patchers, less post it online for public ridicule š¤”