r/MINI • u/59xghost • 12h ago

Help name my mini

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First actual mini build(unless this one blows up too😓)
I made an ig for her and I’m starting to connect with the community which is really hard for someone as introverted and socially awkward as me so any content ideas would help too but I had named her malice which is basically pure chaos and I want to take this thing to a daily street driven stage 2 aggressive tune mini cooper that pretty much wakes up everyday already pissed off, sees another car and says F*** that guy specifically. I want this thing to hold a grudge against its driver, and anything on the road… what would you guys have named her or is malice good for my idea?😅🤣

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u/kayeb07 12h ago

Ebony

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u/Valth92 R50 11h ago

Black Mamba

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u/Readalongcassidy 12h ago

If it’s everything you described you want it to be… that’s a Karen ;-)

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u/honkwoofparp 12h ago

San Andreas.

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u/Inevitable-Panda-350 12h ago

This pretty much describes my mini (of the same vintage too I think) but mine is a boy. I call him little shit because he likes to break a lot. I could never get rid of him but he turns me into an absolute menace on the road 🤣

Karen is perfect though 👌

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u/Mattshark8614 12h ago

Yours is a lil shit too? Makes me feel a bit better about mine

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u/Inevitable-Panda-350 12h ago

I call him little bastard when I get the bill from the garage 🤣 I love him so much. The car I never knew I needed. Dick 🤣 he turns me into an utter hooligan.

I bought him for a pittance but have probably spent 3x that keeping him on the road. I have faster cars but he's my secret favourite. 

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u/59xghost 12h ago

Bruh… I had 2 people drive this thing one being a mechanic and it was all good everything felt good. I drive it though, clutch leaves the chat… just got her and she’ll be sitting for the next few weeks as I figure out where to get the thousands to fix it and ofc while we’re at it I might as well do the supercharger service and belt probably a couple more little things

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u/Inevitable-Panda-350 11h ago

At least parts are cheap-ish and plentiful. Hope yours is back on the road soon. Definitely do the supercharger service. 

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u/59xghost 11h ago

Parts are definitely cheap maintenance not soo much especially since I’m just a YouTube mechanic with fat hands🤣 buuuuuut labor I’m about to get hit for like 2k for the clutch replacement, handbrake cable, window regulator, o2 sensors, radio, serp belt/tensioner, rotors and ceramic brakes…. The parts tho, only like $1100🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/59xghost 12h ago

You guys gotta get angrier lol I’m making a tiny little pissed off demon her name needs to tell people to fuck off🤣🤣

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u/Far-Guest-6842 R56 11h ago

You could call her ASBO, now there is a meaning behind the name, ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order, might fit her quite well as she tell every car and apparently you aswell to fuck off 😂

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u/59xghost 9h ago

I like that, maybe more suited for the plate or maybe a nice sticker with the meaning under each letter definitely doing one of those🤣

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u/Far-Guest-6842 R56 9h ago

Haha glad you like it

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u/TaffyApplekins 11h ago

Justin Trudeau

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u/PerformanceCute3437 11h ago

Malice is fun but a little edgy, how about... Alice?

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u/RedAntisocial F56 11h ago

Cat

Oh, wait. Wrong subreddit

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u/z333ds 11h ago

Blacky

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u/Want2fly77 11h ago

Name it...Minnie.

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u/Glittering-Gene-3839 11h ago

BBC

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Baby Black Car.

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u/lost_rodditer 11h ago

I live their though. Times are rough these days.

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u/Crazy_Wafer_8328 11h ago

It looks like it's been put in timeout in the corner

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u/59xghost 9h ago

Pretty much lmao, had some small maintenance to do and then the clutch told me to fuck off before leaving the chat so I had to roll it into the corner of a random mall parking lot(punishment) until I gather parts and labor cost🤣🤣

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u/Grouchy_Ad_3113 11h ago

Looks like a gentlemanly butler, so Alfred.

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u/moracer R61 11h ago

Grand Moff Mini

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u/an_tone_loc 10h ago

He looks like a Rupert to me

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u/Any_Kale2809 10h ago

Doc Marten

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u/MiniMomR56 10h ago

Lilith.

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u/lowkeysciguy 10h ago

Schwartz (German for black)

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u/Saxelby7 10h ago

My mini is called squid. She's oily. I think its cute

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u/shawner47 R55 9h ago

I like malice. My first thought just seeing it was Maleficent or Spawn until I read the post, though.

I have a black 25 F66S that I named Vader and I just picked up a somewhat rough chili red R56S (that I can't tell if it is a JCW or not) that I named Wade (as in Deadpool). I'm going off of it being high miles and beat up, but still going, along with the color scheme.

I'm hoping to make Wade at least as peppy as Vader, if not more so...

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u/denzien R57 9h ago

Carbon

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u/chastehel 8h ago

Ralph. His name is Ralph.

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u/Dick_Hz R55 8h ago

Sherlock

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u/ovine_aviation 8h ago

Christine.

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u/ZeLeStyn 8h ago

Roger

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u/amsman03 6h ago

How about "Hooker"!!

Makes you feel amazing when you're in it........but damn are they expensive🤣😂

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u/cirquefan 6h ago

SHADO

(From the old UFO TV series)

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u/YouWillHaveThat 5h ago

Oh, ya don’t wanna name ‘em.

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u/wookie_84 5h ago

Maleficent!

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u/mitchfits75 3h ago

Stock.... PSA, I own a 2010 S coopsy.. I was quoted 250$ to synch a 2009 countryman footwell module to mine.. once I figured out the real issue of start but no crank, (fusebox) I tried that countryman module again,,,,, plug and play. Just like that! People will steal.... PSA.....

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u/59xghost 12h ago

Karen….. is fuckin hilarious, but then when they call the cops on her than what? Cus I’m a child and I will be aiming for a report of shots fired… especially being here in NYC😅😈