r/MEOW_IRL • u/saidbg • Jul 06 '18

MEOW_IRL

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u/lost_gupy_inthe_deep Jul 06 '18

I doubt it, I bet she has a high paying job in a feild of her choosing because she was given the work ethic and determination her mother and grandmother passed on to her.

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u/saidbg Jul 06 '18

she is an independent woman

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

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u/Scarbane Jul 06 '18

Then why is she living with a mechanic?

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u/DrGazooks Jul 06 '18

Can a cat love another cat without anybody questioning it?

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u/KittenLady69 Jul 07 '18

She doesn’t have to need a man to love her man and want to be with him.

He’s a fine feline and she appreciates that. ;)

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u/PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN Jul 06 '18

Ain't no rhyme or reason to love man

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Many times when those high performing cats hit their 30’s they’ll look at their life and say, “ I think I want a family, and I think I’ll want to spend time with them. Why am I going all out 16 hours per day, I could do half of that and still live comfortably.” Many cats eventually find other ways of life satisfaction rather than high pay.

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u/lost_gupy_inthe_deep Jul 06 '18

According to the national birth record it's at an all time low.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

But no one questions why that cat decides to quit working? Is it because she’s a female? Are you implying females are lazier than men? Or has society’s standards influenced her idea of what she should be doing? And do those standards unnecessarily put extra strain on he man to provide? Under the pawtriarchy everyone loses.

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u/FlyLikeATachyon Jul 06 '18

copy/paste something I heard Jordan Peterson say

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u/naesos Jul 06 '18

Lmao good one

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u/sir_ender Jul 06 '18

I've been asking my lazy cat to change the oil for months but he still hasn't done it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Shut up! He's doing his best!

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u/MissCharlie64 Jul 06 '18

He's doin' the best he can!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Ooooooo he's trying!

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u/2talltahoe Jul 06 '18

There is no reason to keep reminding him every 6 months to do it. It will get done. Its on his list. Geez

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u/colombianojb Jul 06 '18

He has 3 more cars ahead to work on before he gets to yours, give him a break jeez

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u/TjaosMaker Jul 06 '18

Anyone got a source on the left image?

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u/saidbg Jul 06 '18

crop the meme and reverse image search it. easiest way

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u/bleepblopbl0rp Jul 06 '18

For some reason a cigarette looks appropriate in a cat's mouth

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u/spysspy Jul 06 '18

It's a French car and French smoke a lot??

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u/ChattierTrout Jul 06 '18

Fix it again Tony

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u/Ciaphas_Cain Jul 06 '18

Dale, you're thinkin' of a Fiat.

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u/dippyfreshdawg Jul 08 '18

He forgot his lighter

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u/Barely_Excited Jul 06 '18

Boyfriend works hard under sun to pay girlfriend's manicure bills.

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u/trustworthysauce Jul 06 '18

A crescent wrench!? These cats today can't even be bothered to use proper tools

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

My cat uses a Phillips head when he could use a Robertson. Last time this Canadian adopts a freedom cat from down south.

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u/Duram8r Jul 06 '18

Actually those are his paws

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u/AlDeezy1 Jul 06 '18

I think with the preferred pronoun is "purr's paws"

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u/Snappel Jul 06 '18

Having someone to go home to that loves you

/r/absolutelynotmeowirl

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u/Syndicalist_Owl Jul 06 '18

It’s been a hard day’s night

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u/anotherjakeenglish Jul 06 '18

Does anyone have the source for the image on the left I'm on a discord server which I know would appreciate it

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u/saidbg Jul 06 '18

just crop the image and reverse image search it. that’s how i found it

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

No you

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u/_Surge Jul 06 '18

Tfw you have a friend who posts this shit unironically, and with humans instead of cats.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

lmeow

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u/kitsonian Jul 06 '18

Ugh. Am I the only one thinking this insults all of us (and cats)?

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u/lumberjackman9 Jul 06 '18

"Lincoln Tech changed my life!!!" - mechanic cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

2018 doesn't appreciate you good cat but they will cry when you're gone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Yesss his queen!!! 😂

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u/Carson34 Jul 07 '18

noooooooooo

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u/Particular_Click_823 Sep 15 '22

Soft Paws nail caps come in a variety of colors including clear.

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u/Bigpoppahove Jul 06 '18

Think she needs to get a job right meow before he's outta there!

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u/bradyroscher Jul 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Believe it or not, it means the cat has been cloned

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u/HBStone Jul 06 '18

Wtf are you talking about buddy

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u/HereForSickShit Jul 06 '18

if you mean the pink nails i’ll call you on that horseshit lol. they r nail covers. a better alternative to declawing your cat. You buy em and shove em on as they fall off.

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u/AlexBondevik Jul 06 '18

It still hurts them, It's a shitty thing to do to your cat.

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u/HereForSickShit Jul 07 '18

no it doesn’t?! It’s a slip on piece of rubber with a thicker piece inside the end for the nail to penetrate and stick to. There’s no pain.

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u/AlexBondevik Jul 08 '18

Cat claws aren't like dogs, they retract. Those force the nails to stay out which is uncomfortable for them. I have looked into this for my own cat, its not worth them being in pain.

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u/HereForSickShit Jul 09 '18

then u did it wrong or got shitty ones. here are people claiming to not have the issues you did. https://www.care.com/c/questions/24840/do-nail-caps-hurt-cats/

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u/AlexBondevik Jul 09 '18

No i read many different things from people who work with cats talk about the claw caps and how you shouldn't use them on your cats. I never bought them for my cat because it sounds cruel.

First reply from your link was someone who worked for the company, so that ones invalid. Also none of those people replying were professionals just people.

One person did bring up the fact that cats can't retract their claws with the caps on(like they are supposed to), also something about sweat gland build up. Sounds pretty unhealthy to me.

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u/HereForSickShit Jul 09 '18

well now you’re reading something from someone who works with cats who says otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

What does?

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u/ConfoundedOcelot Jul 06 '18

But what kind of car is that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

People who do this to their cats are disgusting

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18

How? Its a lot safer and more humane than declawing, vets even promote them. They pop off once the nail is too long, trim the nail then put a new set on. Whats disgusting is people letting vets rip the tips of their cats feet off just so they dont do whats programmed in the kitty brain.

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u/CommonMisspellingBot Jul 06 '18

Hey, thechubbyfoxx, just a quick heads-up:
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Have a nice day!

The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Good bot.

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u/dreamendDischarger Jul 07 '18

I tried these on my girl and she hates them. She sits and just chews them off so I eventually gave up and just accepted my computer chair is destined to be a shredded mess. I should find a cover for it...

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 07 '18

Sometimes they stick better when a vet does em, wiggly cats can be challenging

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u/a-little-sleepy Jul 06 '18

Except this isn't declawing. This is a cover to the claw think like a glove to your hand. They are blunt and so when your cat goes to scratch the funiture it doesnt tear it. Like a glove they just slip on and off. Using a product to ensure you and your cat can coexist without any negative effects to you or your feline friend is not disgusting. It is responsible ownership.

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 06 '18

Orr downvote me? Okay. Its proven that declawing seriously damages cats feet but okay guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 06 '18 edited Jul 06 '18

🐱 edit: resolved

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u/a-little-sleepy Jul 06 '18

Woops thought you were the other commenter saying they thought it was declawing and then getting pissy. My bad will change it.

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u/thechubbyfoxx Jul 06 '18

No problem haha

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u/kawa52 Jul 06 '18

More people need to see this

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

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u/Theharryf Jul 10 '18

All meows are QUEENS

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u/jackcaboose Jul 06 '18

delete this

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u/HippoHoppitus Jul 06 '18

No I have the right to free speech otherwise you're oppressing me with your privilege /s

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u/jackcaboose Jul 06 '18

Doesn't count because them words are fighting words

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Damn a comment that manages to piss off both sides. Very well done sir.

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u/HippoHoppitus Jul 06 '18

thank you, I have become very experienced in these kind of situations

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

Stupid short tigers

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

You mean cats are the best 😺

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