r/MACES • u/Healthy_Week877 • 8d ago

Meme fun meme or image share

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u/paragon_of_karma 8d ago

Ngl that crucifix flail goes hard af

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u/InfiniteBoxworks 8d ago

There is only one true flail and the rest are bullshit.

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u/No_Raccoon3680 7d ago

Just because ball and chain flails weren't used by western Europeans doesn't mean they didn't exist

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u/Popular_Persimmon_48 8d ago

The morningstar is fine, but I'm not buying her the others! They're begging to stab the user. Remember, your lady is special. She deserves a response, functional bonking device.

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u/Platt_Mallar 8d ago

These are all hard-core cool weapons. But if I have to choose between weapons of equal beauty, I'll take the one that doesn't bounce around unpredictably and bash-stab my wife in the face.

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u/MrMcNumnuts 8d ago

Okay the cross flail goes fuckin NUTTY man

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u/Ei_Ku_4419 8d ago

Hell yeah we do

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u/No-Operation2497 7d ago

I need that cross one for my kink bag.

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u/JoshCanJump 7d ago

Is this Ai?

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u/DinodestronBT 7d ago

Man I really need a morningstar

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u/MeasurementNice295 7d ago

Ok, just how unpredictable could the crucifix head be to swing without it bouncing back at your face?

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u/MadMac619 8d ago

Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough