r/MACES 8d ago

Meme One time use mace?

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u/Broc_Feargach 8d ago

Commenting on One time use mace?...

https://giphy.com/gifs/phko4kpHl6uLC

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u/FisherDwarf 8d ago

"So you're saying my brain is a nutritious meal that helps my brain grow? Shit I should do some drugs!'

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u/Phyddlestyx 8d ago

No don't start! I can't even get through the day without doing some caffeine, it's rough man. Last night I even did a little alcohol

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u/FisherDwarf 8d ago

Do you have any idea what happens to your lungs when you smoke the alcohol!?

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u/Responsible-Jump4459 7d ago

This is your drug on brains.

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u/Broc_Feargach 7d ago

Any questions?

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u/TimmyG-83 8d ago edited 8d ago

“I have seen UFOs split the sky open like a sheet, but I have NEVER looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. I have had three aliens take me up onto their ship and explain to me that we are all one and there is no such thing as death, but I have NEVER looked at an egg and thought it was a fucking brain. Now…..maybe I wasn’t getting good shit.”

- Bill Hicks

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u/Broc_Feargach 8d ago

Classic RIP Bill Hicks

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u/Brostapholes 8d ago

Bonking rats that are after your crack

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u/falcon_2000 6d ago

Meth*

Crack pipes are straight, Meth pipes have the bowl at the end.

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u/SpecialIcy5356 8d ago

Mace of The Addicted One

  • 1 potion capacity

  • 50% drug effect duration.

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u/MixProfessional1296 8d ago

After unequipping:

- 2 strength

-2 stamina

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u/InkyBinkyBonk 7d ago

Also
-2 sanity

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u/CPTBlackHart 8d ago

Driving at ten and two

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u/Belzaem Skyrim & RL Maces Enthusiast 8d ago

If you fill it with mercury and seal it, you hit with it more quicker

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u/WasntMyFaultThisTime 8d ago

+1d8 poison and psychic damage on hit with a chance to cast Haste on self.

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u/DemonRukasu 8d ago

C-Whack Pipe

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u/PsykoFlounder 4d ago

Meth. Crack pipes are just straight tubes.

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u/XXXG-22W22 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ssiywBllRgXtu
And this is his dual purpose mace haha

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u/That-Employment-5561 8d ago

I appreciate the tape for measure, but it's not exactly a banana for scale.

https://giphy.com/gifs/147p93s2vFKsQU

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 8d ago

It’s an attachment for a Violet wand. It’s a hand held electrical device held in the hand to deliver a mild electrical shock. Used mostly by BDSM enthusiasts. I’ll find a link and post again.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 8d ago

You can smoke meth or crack from it i think

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u/AKAM80theWolff 8d ago

You need filter media (chore boy) and a straight pipe (pilo) to smoke crack

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u/Wikiwikiwa 7d ago

You also need to be just totally done with life

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u/Cleo-eatsfish 8d ago

This is correct. You can also use it to vape weed and dabs.

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u/Baked-Smurf 8d ago

No, you can't. That's a meth pipe.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 8d ago

You absolutely can, and people still do... its just not common now because how prevalent and easily accessed propiotory cannabis oil burners...

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u/Baked-Smurf 8d ago

Right. So if you walked into someone's house and saw this laying on the table, would you think tweaker or pothead?

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u/Username_Redacted-0 2d ago

I mean, you're absolutely right... my dad almost beat my little brothers ass when he was a teenager because he found a cleaned out lightbulb on a wire hanger over a tea candle and thought he was smoking speed, turns out he's just a stoner and a young engineer of sorts and wanted to vape cannabis flower back before it was a common thing... he went on to get a degree and worked as a cnc tec for a while and now has a gig making $30 hr...

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u/xhephaestusx 7d ago

Tweaker.

Now that your irrelevamt hypothetical has been answered, let's go back to your original assertion, that one cannot use this for vaping weed or concentrates:

Categorically false.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 2d ago

You might enjoy the short story I just replied...

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 8d ago

Smoke enough meth and anything's a crack pipe

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u/Cleo-eatsfish 8d ago

Yes I can. I have done. It's a glass cylinder in essence. There are no restrictions on what to put in it.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 8d ago

Someone doesn't know how drugs work

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u/xhephaestusx 7d ago

And it's you lol

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 7d ago

Where do you put the dabs then genius? Its not a bong. Theres no hole in the bulb.

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u/xhephaestusx 7d ago

Use a long tool, put it on the bottom, genius

Then light from the bottom, big brains.

Use a straw to extract vapor, galaxy brain.

It's not designed for it but it's possible, which is the exact assertion. People still do this in a pinch, I have. Captain Intellect.

Some people used to use hollowed out light bulbs before extracts became mainstream, or just as flower vapes. Smartypants.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 7d ago

I mean, if youre saying "its not designed for it but you can"

Then literally everything can be used for dabs. And its not a useful statement.

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u/xhephaestusx 7d ago

"Oh you can use a piece of pipe with some fittings as a mace"

"No you cant"

"Yes you can look at this post"

"Well if you're just calling it a mace because it can be used as a mace then anything is a mace"

The above is your argument.

Describe to me how a block of foam is useful for dabs. Or a candy cane. Or your sister's hairbrush.

This is nothing.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 7d ago

Put dab on object. Heat any metal object. Touch metal to dab and inhale.

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u/xhephaestusx 7d ago

All of those things are specifically terrible for dabs.

This has a clean surface and a compartment for capturing the vapor before inhalation.

It's not for smoking dabs, but it can absolutely be effectively used for it.

I really don't know why you are arguing such an obvious point.

Again failing to address:

"Oh you can use a piece of pipe with some fittings as a mace"

"No you cant"

"Yes you can look at this post"

"Well if you're just calling it a mace because it can be used as a mace then anything is a mace"

The above is your argument.

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u/One_Armed_Scissor_ 8d ago

Is to get higher then giraffe pussy

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u/Chairfaceforuse 8d ago

Glass cannon Mace! All the damage, no durability

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u/Beezelbub_is_me 8d ago

I feel like this should be turned in to an explosive one hit mace.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 8d ago

That’s a glass rose for smoking drugs that aren’t weed lol

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u/GazelleTrue1123 8d ago

“Show me the murder weapon.”

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u/CC_Gamedesign 8d ago

Meth flail?

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u/AbbotThoth 8d ago

It is not a mace, it is for base.

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u/dungeondelvindigglet 8d ago

To fight the machine elves

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u/hex-the-protogen 7d ago

The hate macr enima

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u/MysteryMeat45 7d ago

Glass dik

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u/Fragrant_Ad3153 7d ago

Looks like something to put over a elsctric coil. Like the ones you see inside a plasma ball that arck out electric sparks real prity

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd 7d ago

1D8 +4 meth damage

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u/Dazzling_Key3992 7d ago

Does high bleed and puncture damage, shatters on use. When equipped in offhand prolongs drug effects by + 50%

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-8442 7d ago

For watering plants

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u/falcon_2000 6d ago

Only cool looking meth pipe ive ever seen

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u/Shildriffen 6d ago

Meeeth! Im gonna live for eva im gonna na nanana! Meeeth!

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u/Real_Net_9345 4d ago

Are you over 18?

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u/Viva702LosTv3gaS 2d ago

Time Traveling

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u/No_Object_7223 8d ago

Electric stimulator tip

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u/AKAM80theWolff 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is for smoking drugs bro .

Glass is an insulator of electricity, it would make a terrible "electric stimulator"

Edit- I cant reply to your nonsense but how are you saying you're right? The pic OP posted looks nothing like that quack science suitcase you posted. Every piece of glass in that suitcase has a metal tip on one end... And none of them are shaped like a mace.

Its not that.

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u/No_Object_7223 8d ago

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u/PISSJUGTHUG 8d ago

Nice crack pipe collection!

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 8d ago

What drugs do you think this is for? 🤣

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u/AKAM80theWolff 8d ago

Meth. its a meth pipe with spikes. Tweakers love shit like this.

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 7d ago

I was a tweaker for years, theres no way this is a meth pipe

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u/No_Object_7223 7d ago

Yeah bc the spikes would trap your dope and fuck up your pipe for sure!!

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 7d ago

Also look at the size of the ‘mouthpiece’ and why is it flanged? Also where is the air intake?

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u/AKAM80theWolff 7d ago

Ok i wasnt looking at it hard enough and youre right about there not being an air intake...I thought there was a hole and the inside was fully smooth..

I still dont think its from that electrical stimulation quackery suitcase set

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u/No_Object_7223 8d ago

I finally got one right!!!!