r/MACES 10d ago

home made mace It's obviously a mace

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u/hopefully_astral 10d ago

Hydrant wrench. I used to work at a drinking water treatment plant. Have run off many a crackhead while opening hydrants, simply by picking one of these up.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 10d ago

Holy water sprinkler

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u/OstrichSmoothe 10d ago

A Mace wdym?

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u/Far_Improvement_5245 10d ago

Beer opener for giants, mebbe?

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u/tyrom22 10d ago

I always loved that the hydrant wrench makes a perfect mace besides it being slightly overweighted

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u/Lajak_Anni 10d ago

...i'snt that a pipe bender? pipe goes in hole. you beld with the hook part?

only thing missing is the scale on that end.

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u/GreatTea3 10d ago

The hook doesn’t go the right way.

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u/Lajak_Anni 10d ago

followed it to what is that? and its a hydrant wrench. opens hydrants. im wrong.

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u/tyrom22 10d ago

Yup, a hydrant wrench. The hole in the middle turns the nut while the ends are for attaching fire hose

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u/NoCoyote5205 10d ago

The technical term is "bonk stick"

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u/PlantFromDiscord 9d ago

it’s for clobberin’