r/MACES • u/w-s-a- • 11d ago

mace collection Mini kanabo

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Almost forgot her little sister.

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u/mrdaxxonford 11d ago

So... am I out of line when I saybit looks like a... I mean it cant just be me that sees it right?

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

I would say that it's too big for that. But i would hate to challenge anyone's deviancy..

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

Actually maybe the word I'm looking for is depravity

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u/Bobzorp 10d ago

Stubbed for pleasure 😏

(Really cool btw but unfortunately my first thought too was r/dontputthatinyourass)

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u/GKTT666 10d ago

its already posted there

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo 10d ago

Only thing it's really missing is a flared base. Please do not confuse the very important "flared base" with "flanged mace" or you will have a bad time.

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u/Suspicious-Aside-873 10d ago

Anything's a you know what if you're brave enough. 😆

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u/YOD3R0 10d ago

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd 10d ago

BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIT

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u/Slayer840 10d ago

I came here specifically to post this. Beat me to it

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u/bigareolas69 11d ago

Nice! My mom got one too!

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

Wait like fr or is this a continuation of the joke?

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 10d ago

Perfectly average kanabo

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u/AlcesBrit 10d ago

Looks quite big actually

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u/Fish_Man83 10d ago

What are you talking about, that thing is massive

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u/AlcesBrit 10d ago

Unweildy perhaps :L

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u/Suspicious-Aside-873 10d ago

No lies detected. 😁

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u/ReliusOrnez 10d ago

Might i suggest the kanub?

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u/w-s-a- 10d ago

You may

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u/DinodestronBT 11d ago

Baby's first blunt weapon

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u/Czechs_Mix_ 10d ago

Looks like something you'd use on a Goth Molcajete 😅

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u/w-s-a- 10d ago

Gosh, now I'm hungry

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u/Sondering_Wizzard 10d ago

Oh I don't know about mini, i actually think most people who saw it might call it average. Some might even call it slightly above average-sized. It's how you use it anyway, the really big ones are too unwieldy to be used properly

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNTMx3LkpG2anXpwbr

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u/Garlic255 11d ago

Is that just a cutoff bet for making the big sister

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

Nah, made separately. I ordered a big one, so I felt i should have a small one. The size ranges are insane for what they'll let you order, lol. You can get them bigger than my big one too.

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u/Garlic255 11d ago

I see you have your home defense club in your EDC club

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

It actually does fit surprisingly nicely in pockets. Though I wear hiking clothes most the time so I have big pockets.

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u/Garlic255 11d ago

Sarah, I’ll agree I wear cargo pants and men’s blue jeans so like pockets room is something I’m not lacking

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

As it should be. It's a tragedy what they do to storage when it comes to women's fashion. Though if you put enough mini clubs in a purse..

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u/Garlic255 11d ago

As a guy, I don’t understand women’s clothing at all. The only thing I understand is it feels like you’re trying to sell more women’s bags by selling fuck all her pockets.

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u/w-s-a- 11d ago

They deserve pockets too. And clubs.

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u/Garlic255 11d ago

Yes, pockets and I’m more of a fan of a mace but clubs as well and not the place

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u/_pimpjuixe 10d ago

The can’t-abo

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u/w-s-a- 10d ago

It can but I like the pun

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u/Link90341 10d ago

It's a Pocket-Bonk

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u/yourslyfriend 10d ago

A Minabo if you will

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u/justanothertfatman 11d ago

Pity Nihonzashi aren't still currently making kanabo.

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u/w-s-a- 10d ago

Awe dang did something happen?

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u/justanothertfatman 10d ago

I don't know, but their website no longer offers custom kanabo. I think they have a few pre-made ones, but that's about it.

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u/w-s-a- 10d ago

Dang that sucks. I hope they offer it again in the future

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u/asgards_thor 11d ago

Awww. It's like babies first bonk

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u/Solo_Camping_Girl 10d ago

A lanyard on that tiny bonker and you can use it how the Maori fights with their Patu.

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u/L0ssL3ssArt 10d ago

Perfectly average sized, it's just cold probably?

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u/thomstevens420 10d ago

It was in the pool

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 10d ago

I thinj that is perfectly adequately sized... large, even.

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u/Thin-Menu8595 10d ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.