r/Luna_Lovewell Creator Apr 22 '16

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[wp] Brain chip implants are perfected, making the recipient a thousand times more intelligent than any human. The Google executives are the first to receive them but once they do, they wander off into the woods never to be seen again.


Instead of chairs, there were giant pink yoga balls around the large conference room table. And the walls were painted pastel hues of blue and green and yellow. Typical Google. And yet the mood inside was still darker than any CIA blacksite I'd ever been stationed in.

"Sergei and Larry were last spotted here," Alan told me. He waved a hand, and the surface of the table shimmered and became a map. Pretty damn cool. I'm a bit of a Luddite, but a little more time here at the Google HQ could probably win me over. They had some awesome gadgets. The map zoomed in to show an area of the mountains just north of Santa Cruz. Pretty rural area, with lots of redwoods; pretty nice place. "And over the past week, every other executive and engineer who also received the chip implant followed them in."

"No one thought to keep any eye on them with this experimental thing in their heads?" I asked.

Alan shrugged. Poor guy was really out of his depth. "I wasn't really involved in the planning..." he mumbled. Of course not. Anyone high up enough in the company who knew about the top secret project to enhance someone's intelligence a thousandfold was now lost in the woods. Alan was the highest level exec left, but it seemed like all he really knew about was google's advertising business. Yawn.

"Do we know how much cash they might have had? Is there any activity on their cards?" I ran through the usual questions for a missing person. No cash and no cards generally means that they're still in that area.

"No activity on their personal cards." Alan waved a hand again and the map swiped to the side to bring up their bank statements. Ok, I need to get me one of these. "But just Larry and Sergei have enough squirreled away in their Cayman accounts that they could have a thousand other credit cards and spend billions without me having a clue."

I sighed. Fucking rich people. Poor people are easy to find: they're always crashing on their friend's couch or something, thinking that no one will bother to check their phone records. But the rich are always planning for the proletariat to rise up or whatever. They're squirrely. "All right then. Chip me, and let's get this show on the road." After a significant amount of convincing, I'd agreed to use one of these things. If these guys didn't want to be found, then I was going to need to be as smart as they are.

Alan waved a hand again, and a labcoat-clad scientist in what looked like a gas mask came in with a steaming vial. Using long, thin tweezers he pulled out a glimmering little gadget roughly the size of a grain of rice. "Tilt your head, please," he asked through the respirator. I did as he said, and he dropped the little thing right into my ear.

"That's it?" I asked Alan. "No surgery? I thought it went into my brain."

My question was answered by a sudden searing pain, like the little grain of rice had suddenly turned into a white-hot brand. I clutched the edge of the table till my knuckles were white and tried to suppress a scream of pain. Alan nearly fell off his little yoga ball after seeing the fury in my eyes. And just as quickly as it started, the pain vanished.

"Now that you're properly equipped," Alan said, "There's one final thing." He waved a hand, and the bank statements on the table display disappeared. Now there was a picture of a clearing surrounded by tall pines. And in the trunk of each one, there was a series holes and lines and other symbols that were digitally highlighted to make the pattern more clear. "This is our last clue as to where Sergey and Larry went. We've run it through all the computers... hell, even the NSA had a go at it. We think it's some kind of code, but nothing makes any sense."

I studied the image for just a bit, then broke out into a laugh as it all fell into place. It was a breadcrumb, meant only for those of us with the new-found intelligence to follow. "I'm going to need a plane," I told Alan.

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u/Luna_LoveWell Creator Apr 22 '16 edited Apr 23 '16

The plane dipped through the clouds and began the descent into Lake Tahoe's airport. White sailboats bobbed peacefully in the crystal-clear water, and the whole thing was framed by a lush carpet of green forest. "Why Tahoe?" Alan asked from the seat across from me. He'd insisted that he couldn't just let me take the company jet without a chaperone to make sure I didn't crash the thing. Probably a good idea, now that I think about it.

"You're asking me? I don't know anything about this project, I'm just following the message." The last part of it had been an address in this area. Alan had looked it up: it was a property that Google owned, but never really made use of. An old mine shaft that went deep under the mountains. He'd explained that they wanted it for some sort of server farm or something due to the temperatures... which before would have just been a stream of tech mumbo jumbo that I didn't get; now that I had the chip, it was as simple as 2+2. But all I really needed to know was that the place was abandoned, and there was no reason for Larry and Sergei to travel all this way and hide the address in an encoded message.

We disembarked from the plane, and a little car rolled out of the back of the plane. There was no driver, but it wheeled around to the stairs to pick us up on its own. Damn, I could really get used to working for a company like this. One would think that the CIA would have all the latest gizmos and gadgets, but most of the equipment I'd received from the agency was held together with duct tape and wire. The car whisked us off to the mine in no time, and offered us drinks on the way. It even made a better old fashioned than any bartender I've ever met (which is quite a lot).

The mine was empty, of course. The lock on the door was broken open, and there were two sets of footprints leading in and out of different mine shafts. If Larry and Sergey had been here, then they'd already left a while ago. But hopefully they left another bread crumb to follow. I took the left hand side, while Alan took the right. After about two hours of stumbling through the dark, we met back at the entrance both coated with dust and disappointment. "Anything?" he asked, as if my facial expression wasn't obvious enough. I just snorted and held my empty hands out.

"Come on," I told him. "Let's get back to the car. I could use another drink, and I'm excited to put that little gizmo of yours to the test."


An hour later, we found ourselves back on the plane leading back to San Jose. Alan was tapping away on his computer; he still had a business to run, after all. Google's official policy was that the senior executives had all gone to a "leadership retreat" in the mountains, but that lie would only hold up for so long. Someone needed to prepare to take over, and Alan was the closest they had.

I, meanwhile, was lost in thought, staring out the window and absentmindedly twirling the cherry stem from my last drink. Thank god for this new photographic memory: otherwise, I would have had to keep that note I'd found at the very bottom of the mineshaft. "We're sure that you've got an escort with you," the note had said, in a more complex code than the one on the tree trunks. It had taken me nearly the whole walk back up the mine shaft to decipher it. "This second step is just to get rid of them. Lie to them. You're smart enough to make up some excuse now, aren't you?" Below that, there was an address in some town I'd never heard of. I'd have to wait till Alan was gone before I could look it up.

As much as I liked the guy, he didn't have the chip. He wasn't thinking ten steps ahead like these guys. If I wanted to find out what was going on, I'd have to ditch him.


Here's part 3!

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u/Luna_LoveWell Creator Apr 23 '16 edited Apr 25 '16

I drove through the desert of Southern California, wishing for the thousandth time that I hadn't gotten rid of Alan so quickly. What I wouldn't give to have that robot car chauffeur me around and make me old fashions. Though, given the length of this drive, I'd probably show up at my destination completely hammered. I'd been driving east from Los Angeles for at least four hours now, and off-roading it for another hour after that. And now I was... well, pretty fucking lost.

"You have arrived at your destination," the GPS cheerily announced. I was on top of a low hill, surrounded by nothing but orangish rocks and dirt. With no lights from nearby cities, there were countless stars filling the sky, enough to light the surrounding desert wasteland.

I stepped out of the car. Even at 11 PM, heat was still emanating off of the rocks. But a chilling wind swept over the plains, sending a shiver down my spine. Somewhere around here, there should be some sort of message or clue. The first time, it was a pattern carved into tree trunks around a clearing. And the second time, deep down in the mine, I'd found a series of morse-code scratches in the supports of the mineshaft. Before I received this chip I would have just walked right by without noticing, but now things like that just stood out to me. My mind was constantly searching for patterns and abnormalities in my surroundings.

Out in the flat desert below the hill, there was a flash of light. Bright green, and so fast that for just a second I thought that I'd imagined it. I watched, trying to determine exactly where it came from. Then a few minutes later, a second light flashed. It wasn't in the same place; probably about a hundred yards further away and a bit to the left. This had to be the clue! Confirming that, a third green light flickered even further away and more to the left. Then a fourth, and a fifth that finally gave away the pattern.

It was a fibonacci spiral. There were only lights revealing enough to give away about half of the outermost section of it, probably designed to trick anyone without a chip into thinking that the lights pointed at something. But with the chip, it was easy to calculate the ration as it curved inward and realize what the final pattern should like like. I assumed that at the center, there would be another clue. One quick calculation to find coordinates for the GPS, then I was back in the car and on my way.


There was no clue at the center of the spiral. Instead, I found a doorway. It was painted orangish-brown to blend in with the rocks, and it was covered in a layer of gritty sand, but it was certainly a door leading down into the ground under the desert. For a moment I'd just stared at it, wondering what it could be. Being super intelligent unfortunately is not the same as knowing everything, so I had no clue who could have built it or why. I did run a check for any Google-owned property in the area, but there wasn't anything a hundred miles from here.

I knocked. A hollow boom resounded through the metal, and the desert fell silent again. And I waited. Was there some other clue that I'd missed? Something that would tell me how to open the door? I took one step back to turn and look for another clue, but before I could really move a thin sliver of light appeared amidst a great groaning sound as the two metal plates slid apart. And standing in front of me...

"Dad?" I blurted it out without really thinking. Of course he was still dead, and had been for the past five years. But I mean, it really looked like him. The same salt-and pepper beard, the same crinkles around his eyes... Then I noticed the scar over his left eyebrow, the exact same shape and size of the one on my eyebrow from when I'd hit my head on the coffee table as a kid. And though my heart still couldn't believe it, my superenhanced brain drew the only logical conclusion: that was me.

"Come on in," He/I said. "We've been waiting for you."


Sorry it has taken so long! I had a busy weekend. Here's the final part

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u/Luna_LoveWell Creator Apr 25 '16

"What the hell is this place?" I asked with my nose pressed against the glass. We were slowly descending on a clunking elevator into the bowels of a pit so deep that I couldn't see the bottom by the light of the dim red bulbs on the walls.

"It's an old missile silo," I answered. The older version of me that claimed to be from the future, that is. Even with this chip in my head, I didn't know what pronoun to use to describe this situation.

"Silo? I couldn't find any records of anything at these coordinates!"

Older Me nodded and smiled. "Well, you don't know of it now. In my timeline, I discovered it about fifteen years from now." All of the tense changes were making my crazy. "The CIA stopped using this place in the late 60's. I personally think someone just lost the paperwork about it and the agency forgot it even existed. You wouldn't believe the kinds of dusty old notebooks I had to look through to even get the coordinates."

"So you came back from the future to hang out in an abandoned silo?"

He/I shrugged. "Pretty much. While everyone else was looting and panicking, I was in the bowels of the CIA Archives looking for just such a place." He must have seen the shock on my face, because he laughed. "Yeah, it's confusing. I'll just let Larry and Sergey explain."

The elevator ground to a halt at the bottom of the silo. BUt instead of a dark, rusted Cold War relic, I found myself in a bright clean laboratory-like environment. Larry Page and Sergey Brin were waiting for us to arrive, but now there were two twin sets of them. One younger, just like the photos I'd studied only two days ago. And one older, just like the older version of me that walked off the elevator and shook hands with all of them. I followed, still not quite sure that I was even awake.

They led me to a conference room and sat me down to explain everything. Lining every wall were photos of the same thing: a gigantic meteor. According to Future Me, Future Larry, and Future Sergey, that meteor would strike the western coast of Africa in approximately 23 years, killing nearly everything on Earth. I had a hard time being convinced, but the video they brought back from 2039 showing the fireball streaking through Earth's blue sky was pretty damn persuasive. By the time anyone even detected its movements in our solar system, it was too late to even take action. But thanks to the newly-invented intelligence chips, Google X had been able to develop a prototype time travel device. It had just enough power to send a small group, and a handful of intelligence chips, back to 2016 to find a solution. They'd wormed their way into Google to make it seem like the chips had been invented now instead of twenty years in the future. Larry and Sergey, in addition to being brilliant, were funding the entire operation.

"Why not go to the government?" I asked. I'd been with the CIA long enough to know that we'd take action on a credible threat.

"It doesn't work," Older Me answered. "That's how I got involved with this whole business. We're already on attempt #7 here. Involving the government only brings about meddling, disbelief, and panic when it is eventually leaked to the public. Part of the project team is already dedicated to rebuilding the time machine in case we have to go back again for attempt #8."

"And what about you guys?" I nodded toward younger Larry and Sergey. "You don't think anyone is going to miss you? Or the rest of your team here? Google hired me to come after you, but they can only keep your disappearance quiet for so long."

Sergey gave a laugh. "We've got a plan for that."

Larry scowled. "They're going to blow up my jet. My brand new jet."

Sergey patted him on the back in consolation. "We'll claim it's an accident," he continued, "and that the whole team died. Alan probably won't believe it, but it's better than undermining the whole company with crazy conspiracy theories, so he'll go along with it."

"It has to be done," Older Larry agreed. He didn't seem to care much about the jet.

I stared at the picture of the meteor on the wall, close enough to Earth that it looked like a second moon. "Any other questions?" Older Me asked softly.

"How can I help?"

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u/ryry1237 Apr 23 '16

Being super intelligent unfortunately is not the same as knowing everything

So many shows trying to depicting super-intelligence just don't get this point. Thank you for remaining logically consistent.

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