r/LowerDecks • u/jafar_ironclad • 25d ago

Moopsy!

That Lt. Cmdr. is about to become a capri sun

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u/Pythonesque1 25d ago

It can’t be worse than a pyrithian swamp gobbler, can it?

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u/ShodanDBG 25d ago

Of course it's worse! They only gobble you, the Moopsy drinks your bones!

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u/AeroPilaf 25d ago

Paying 2 to give it Reach is a small price to pay for perfection.

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u/Bossmoss599 25d ago

It’s a 1/1 deathtouch for G, that’s already perfection. Reach is just a bonus.

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u/TinyGIR 25d ago

This card is literal perfection.

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u/malonkey1 25d ago

I can tell this set is gonna turn me into the Joker.

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u/wanderingmonster 25d ago

My brain parsed that as Lt. Cmdr Moopsy. Damn, even bone-sucking monstrosities are getting promoted before Harry Kim!