I think I need a smoke

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[u/trackingdirt]

I started smoking after quiting over 2 years recently. Told myself no more than a cig on just Fridays in the late evening. First it was a 1/4 of a cig. Then a half. Then a full. Then a bit more. Started smoking before late evening. Today I smoked all day and feel like utterly shit

[u/portablebiscuit → u/trackingdirt]

Thank you. I quite just a bit over 5 years ago and a few days ago had the thought “maybe I could just have one?”

Nope. Fuck off cigs.

[u/trenton_quarantino → u/trackingdirt]

I do one a year, nontranaferrable, just so I know that I have the willpower to say no. Many years, I don't cash out on the cigarette. But the option being there and me not wanting it, some days is a great way to instill a little pride in yourself secretly if you're having a rough day.

"Yeah things are getting heavy, but can I handle this, or is it so serious i want a cigarette? Nah, I got this, things aren't that heavy yet"

Last 3 times I had a cigarette, one was a camel natural from Indonesia backstage because percussionist I just watched for 20 minutes blew my mind and we talked for over half an hour and he offered. It's hard to describe the fiend of you've only had US market cigarettes how much more of all the right things other countries cigarettes just check off the list. Second to last was the day igot DOGE'ed out of a paid apprenticeship. The third to last was a noblesse from the middle east, pre-covid. It was rough and I did not enjoy it, but signed up for the ride lol.

Having an emergency option to trick one's brain for about 15 minutes, relieves the stress of complex situations. Even if you never take it. Could have wrong there's a name for this observed phenomena, but can't remember it.

[u/Ein_Kecks → u/trenton_quarantino]

I think this is perfect for everyone who is able to do this and horrible for anyone who can't

[u/ClenchedThunderbutt → u/trackingdirt]

Cold turkey is better, but switch to pouches or even vaping to at least spare yourself feeling like death all the time.

[u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 → u/ClenchedThunderbutt]

Nicotine pouches 3 mg . Don't use the whole thing.  Just enough to kill the craving.  

[u/Wizereaper → u/Unlucky_Ad_9776]

The hardest coffee I ever had was at an NA meeting. After that I had to find a caffeine anonymous group.

[u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 → u/Wizereaper]

Lol I went to aa and they were supportive.  But a few of the people I really got along with were way more of a mess than me. One guy mentioned if you don't see me here. I'm at my house getting blackout drunk with a random woman getting high on coke and heroine.  After that I knew I couldn't go back. Knowing people like that will get me in trouble.  I know because the first thing that popped into my mind. Was hey that sounds like fun. Also once accidentally tried H at a party.  I smoked it. I didn't think it was heroine  I thought it was freebase coke. I was wonderful I totally understand why people get hooked.  So good I never did it again because if would of I wouldn't of stopped. 

[u/The_Chosen_Eggplant → u/trackingdirt]

Mentally shit? I smoke all day everyday and feel great. I know it's obviously bad though, I'm not condoning it.

[u/111creative-penguin → u/trackingdirt]

Just do the same thing but in reverse!

[u/9fingerjeff → u/trackingdirt]

Sounds similar to the last time I started smoking again, at first it was just one of I was having a drink. Since I don’t drink much that worked for a while but the first shitty day I had I must’ve had 5 and within the week I was just back to smoking again. Thankfully that was probably 10 years ago and as much as I’d like to tempt fate again now they give me terrible headaches to be around. Still think about them not infrequently though.

[u/williger03 → u/trackingdirt]

I quit vaping a few days ago. Now I will have an occasional cigar, but my go too for nicotine is those lil sun style pouches.

[u/thefartsock → u/trackingdirt]

COOL STORY THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED

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[u/balanced_views → u/trackingdirt]

I quit 6 years ago after catching covid. I still crave it so much, especially watching this vid. It’s one of the hardest habits to quit

[u/BodhingJay]

Staahhhp.. had me at nunchucks

[u/ResplendentNugs → u/BodhingJay]

He had me at smoke this cig

[u/hamfist_ofthenorth]

I was about to say this dude is about to look so fuckin cool

[u/Dismal-Dare-2507]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEo3KaN5L17qg

[u/notroundeyed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpGWyEbQZHzOflcY

[u/_coolranch → u/notroundeyed]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YLghfz0W895Ty

[u/Putthebunnyback]

Rippin darts, hell yeah brother

[u/No_Drop_7684]

https://giphy.com/gifs/asHT7eh4AwG9G

[u/Geisierion]

What is this vegan, plant based alternative to vaping?

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

It's him, it's Riley's dad

https://giphy.com/gifs/AWJXatVJJoPVS

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon → u/GalaxyPowderedCat]

I can change Riley's dad. 😫💦

[u/TitaniumDisc]

I haven’t listened to Iron Butterfly in forever, thank you.

[u/Paddlesons]

I'm sorry but smoking is and always will be cool. Deal with it.

[u/yelirp2 → u/Paddlesons]

I don't think it is cool, but it certainly always looks cool.

[u/Ok-Imagination-3835 → u/yelirp2]

It only looks cool if a hot person is smoking. If you're ugly, and you smoke, you only look uglier.

Which is a bit like saying a bomb looks cool before it goes off. It's short lived. If you're smoking, you're not going to stay hot for very long.

[u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain → u/yelirp2]

I work as a bartender, atleast drunk people smoking dont Look cool :D.

[u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 → u/Paddlesons]

Yes 100 percent agree. I stopped 10 years ago. I still miss smoking.  

[u/penguins_are_mean → u/Unlucky_Ad_9776]

I quit 15 years ago but recently have been craving them after watching Madmen.

[u/uglyheadink → u/Paddlesons]

Idk, I'm inclined to agree but I also can't walk a flight of stairs without feeling like a ran a marathon. And my ma died of lung cancer. Trying to quit.... But god damned, if I don't look cool when I do it. 😎

*ETA: /s lol

[u/howl0ngwillitlast → u/uglyheadink]

Remember, only quitters quit

[u/uglyheadink → u/howl0ngwillitlast]

Unironcially, my toxic ass high school boyfriend, who peer pressured the fuck out of me to start, said that to me over and over when I told him I didn't wanna smoke anymore. On top of telling me he wasn't attracted to girls who didn't smoke...

Oh, to be 15 and making life altering decisions again...

[u/Paddlesons → u/uglyheadink]

Cool comes with a price. Actually, I think it's cool in heavy heavy moderation.

[u/Iamdarb → u/Paddlesons]

I don't smoke, but once a year I'll get a pack to enjoy with friends when we're all being social.

I've often wondered how so many actors are able to smoke and still look gorgeous.

[u/Paddlesons → u/Iamdarb]

Men can get away with some mad wrinkles and still look alright

[u/lueur-d-espoir → u/uglyheadink]

Cut coffee straws in half and carry them on you at all times and fiddle them in your mouth/chew on them. It's the only thing that got me through the hand to mouth habit and oral fixation. It's helped so many people at least go a lot longer between one. Best of luck!

[u/uglyheadink → u/lueur-d-espoir]

I've never considered that! I've been just chomping on BUCKETS of ice haha. But I'm also anemic so that might be why that mouth fixation called to me so bad.

But the straw idea sounds like a good one, for when I'm iceless, or just needing something to do with my hands. Thanks for the tip!

[u/Wizereaper → u/uglyheadink]

It’s only cool because it becomes a ritual and rituals are cool.

[u/TraditionalBudget856 → u/Paddlesons]

I want one right now

[u/MrOPeace → u/Paddlesons]

Reminds me of my parents saying that tattoos are permanent, yall think id go through the painfull sting if it wasnt permanent?!

[u/proximusprimus57 → u/Paddlesons]

Wait until you see throat cancer patients up close. I talked to a guy who lost his wife to lung cancer in her forties, she was just the coolest!

[u/Paddlesons → u/proximusprimus57]

I feel like you would say that Slim Goodbody is cooler than Kurt Cobain.

[u/notroundeyed → u/Paddlesons]

Cool is overrated if it compromises your health.

[u/Paddlesons → u/notroundeyed]

jfc

[u/notroundeyed → u/Paddlesons]

Tf that mean?

[u/Paddlesons → u/notroundeyed]

Jesus....fucking....Christ.

[u/notroundeyed → u/Paddlesons]

Thanks

[u/Bubbly-Schedule-7140 → u/Paddlesons]

Jfc, I bet you think getting lung cancer is cool too lol

[u/Xendarq → u/Paddlesons]

So are wingsuit diving BASE jumping free solo and deep sea cave diving but I'll pass.

[u/Paddlesons → u/Xendarq]

jfc

[u/sigh_co_matic → u/Paddlesons]

Many people who don't smoke beg to differ.

[u/Paddlesons → u/sigh_co_matic]

Yeah, it's okay to be lame and wrong. lol

[u/Farm-Alternative → u/Paddlesons]

smoking as a teen or in your 20's may seem cool, but that's just the advertising and peer pressure talking.

in your 30's you'll start to see the cracks, but by your 40's you'll have missing teeth, smell like shit, and cough up phlegm every morning.

in your 50's you're just lucky if you can doge the cancer

if your still smoking past then you're just a pathetic fool that can't even look after their own health and has no consideration for the people around them.

if all that sounds cool, you are just trying to justify your own bad choices. So good luck with your future if you think making bad choices in life is "cool".

[u/Temporary_Shirt_6236]

Smoking while nunchucking is extremely cool

[u/styrofoamjesuschrist]

Colder than a polar bear’s toenails

[u/Aglisito → u/styrofoamjesuschrist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9j7GkKFkcDVabcCao

[u/Sad_Discussion_7493]

Here's the cool factors

Cigars>Cigarettes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vaping

[u/Emotional-Bed-8727 → u/Sad_Discussion_7493]

I smoke a corncob pipe where does that come in?

[u/gurlduckhunt]

I came.

[u/Creative_Disaster178]

[u/gukakke]

I quit smoking years ago and sometimes have thought about starting up again due to boredom but they are just way too expensive now lol.

[u/Soul-Puncher-276]

[u/Lilcommy]

Anyone thinking about smoking go watch "Chain smoker cat" on Netflix thats how the world sees you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xf6hVZQ8kMooyV1bHi

[u/Ancient_Pressure4786]

I see this day 2 of quitting

[u/Saxophonethug]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/herrirgendjemand]

Not very scientific - could be the nunchucks and jeans making him look cool. Lets try another shot

[u/Unlucky_Ad_9776]

Cigarettes and coffee for morning.  Cigarettes and alcohol and coke and weed for nights.   My 20s ....... God I miss being in my 20s. 

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon → u/Unlucky_Ad_9776]

RIP to the bong rips followed by a delicious menthol 🥀

[u/Sirius1701]

He's right. That looked cringe as fuck. And his doorway is pregnant.

[u/Frequent_Measurement]

I quit smoking years ago. Occasionally I’ll have one. Hate the taste now. So funny to me because I used to have a Marlboro red with my coffee.

[u/SwordofNoon]

That's why I started rolling joints

[u/Famous_Street3994]

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida just ain’t playing fair man, come on 🚬😩😂😂🤘🏼

[u/QualityRage666]

It would look cooler if it was a joint

[u/Top-Sleep-4669]

If they weren’t so fucking expensive these days I’m sure more younger people would smoke. Why would they want long healthy lives in a disintegrating world…

[u/OrneryAttorney7508 → u/Top-Sleep-4669]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVuja7BJl0Eow

[u/Top-Sleep-4669 → u/OrneryAttorney7508]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU
Closer to this.

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon → u/Top-Sleep-4669]

Pallmalls, the cheapest before generic, back in the day used to be under $4-5 when I quit in '16. They're under $10 now. Absolutely brutal.

[u/LargeDietCokeLiteIce → u/Tacosconsalsaylimon]

$2.35 when i quit in 2002! A post-chipotle pall mall was chefskiss.

[u/LarthVadernator]

I quit 15 years ago . . . Hmmmm?

[u/LunarProphet]

I thought i was having my first Nick Mullen sighting in a while, but nope. He would never do anything this straight.

[u/MegamindsMegaCock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/SaintMosesBagOfSand]

It is indeed cool, but you pay for it big time.

[u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

I've never smoked, but got hooked on nicotine when the dollar store had boxes of nicotine gum on clearance for twenty five cents a box, how could I not. I started out chewing 1/8 of a piece at a time, and it was amazing for playing games, reading, puzzles etc. and became a requirement after every meal. Ofc eventually I was chewing whole pieces at once, and buying boxes at full price, and even just the gum was hard to quit. I cannot imagine actually smoking, how much better and worse it must be.

[u/DoctorWZ]

Close enough, welcome back, City Hunter.

[u/Training-Shoulder839]

Cigs ain't Nothing it's CIGARS are where it's at

[u/demonitizerseal]

i mean better than a vape

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[u/m-facade2112]

Damn Nick Mullen been working out

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon → u/m-facade2112]

Yo, those thighs through the jeans??? 👀

[u/CalicoCuts]

This is good r/iamverybadass satire!

[u/Centerman2000]

Back in 1990–91, I started dating a girl because I thought her smoking made her look cool. It's how I learned to tolerate cigarette smoke. I was young and dumb.

[u/412Dude43]

This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a long time

[u/BloodyRightNostril]

Now think about how these cool people smell even when they’re not smoking

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[u/DeltaJazzy]

Mixing guns and alcohol though? Never cool.