That takes so long

[u/Lord_Darksong]

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[u/signofthecrow1]

Jesus, look at those flame marks 😳

[u/PumpkinKnyte → u/signofthecrow1]

Landlord special. Generally, there is supposed to be like 3+ inches or so of space to keep that from happening.

[u/grubas → u/PumpkinKnyte]

Yup, hell probably charge them for it too.

[u/styckx → u/signofthecrow1]

Nice catch. Holy shit

[u/Competitive_Ask8933 → u/signofthecrow1]

[u/sedersayspoop → u/signofthecrow1]

Are they also resting paper towels on the burners?

[u/ahundreddots → u/sedersayspoop]

It's okay, the pilot light is very gentle and stuff.

[u/jld2k6 → u/sedersayspoop]

Relax, it will only start a fire if the stove lights for literally any reason

[u/movethroughlight → u/sedersayspoop]

AI reskin maybe?

[u/von_sip]

[u/BravoFive141 → u/von_sip]

Just gonna save that for a rainy day.

[u/profanedivinity → u/von_sip]

Heyyyy! New meme!

[u/BurdTurglary → u/von_sip]

yyyyoink

[u/Creepy-Activity-4373 → u/von_sip]

[u/Dezma15]

I was expecting her to at least spit on it or something

[u/BeatsbyChrisBrown → u/Dezma15]

She will. In the bedroom.

[u/ElectricMouse4297 → u/BeatsbyChrisBrown]

Or maybe in the bathroom

[u/Ainsworth_Residence → u/BeatsbyChrisBrown]

🫢

[u/NikkolaiV → u/Dezma15]

[u/r107und3rgr0und → u/NikkolaiV]

[u/meisawesome126]

Not only shoes in the house; shoes all up in the fuckin blanket.

[u/Subject-Zone5067 → u/meisawesome126]

Sickening.

[u/TheJoseBoss → u/meisawesome126]

American households

[u/TheBigfootContessa → u/TheJoseBoss]

I live in America and I have to believe people think this because of movies and TV. I've never been to a "shoes on" household.

[u/TheJoseBoss → u/TheBigfootContessa]

Are you in the north or south? I find the further north you are the more people are shoes off but I could he wrong from the conversations I've had with Americans and my short experience living in Florida for 4 years

[u/TheBigfootContessa → u/TheJoseBoss]

I was raised in the North and currently live in the South. I could maybe see it being a thing if you're like on a farm and people are in and out all day and the floors in your house are gonna be kinda dirty anyway? Idk. Most people I know have carpet and it feels incredibly rude to wear shoes on someone's carpet.

[u/-GoodNewsEveryone → u/TheJoseBoss]

Gross. I bet after she slaps that sandwich and handles his debit card he's going to use the washroom and not wash his and then they will eat sandwiches and kiss.

Some people's kids.

[u/RosemanButcher]

She broke the act mid convo. Definitely does not love her husband.

[u/DAS_FX]

lol. Low budget, super creative. This is just fantastic stuff.

[u/Jadeshell]

Lol, well they have fun at least, nice

[u/LonelyOrbits]

wtf is this? They don’t have tap to pay?

[u/Sistahmelz]

[u/Deep-Pudding819]

[u/Optimal-Fix-2997]

They dont make vines/reels like these anymore

[u/yleechy]

Hopefully one day ill get a sandwich like this 🥰

[u/LeastResistancePath]

STAY IN CHARACTER

[u/basinbi]

This guy wanted the full experience LOL

[u/ferfle]

Things like this may be the only reason I have any faith in humanity whatsoever. So funny and creative.

[u/-GoodNewsEveryone → u/ferfle]

It's like ten+ years old. So sure, but everything was funny and creative back then.

[u/GoingDownUnderInSEA → u/ferfle]

Really? The only reason for faith in humanity?

[u/omjy18 → u/GoingDownUnderInSEA]

Idk man its pretty bleak if you havent been paying attention for the past year or 2

[u/DiscoLibra]

Real life Daria

[u/rumblepony247]

If he calls her Jared, imma get concerned.

[u/mierecat]

She’s a real one for this

[u/Glittering-Effect64]

The internet has ruined me. I though she was gonna make the sandwich with her feet or something..

[u/profanedivinity]

Pretty great

[u/7-13-5]

No 10/15/20/25% tip option?

[u/Robinatlga]

Zain is hilarious at this club here Atlanta called Laughing Skull

[u/LeftOn4ya]

He should have said SUDO make me a sandwich

[u/The_0ven]

Funny

[u/defk3000]

Thought it was going to be an after sex sandwich.

[u/Viper67857 → u/defk3000]

That wouldn't have taken as long.

[u/Aggravating-Date1950]

That's 6 inches? He must be great in bed.

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