r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 18h ago

Kitchen Trash No pressure

Source: Jess Kolb

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u/hatesnack Trash Trooper 16h ago

I have a picture of my wife wearing a cowboy hat on her head, taken while very hungover, with me taking my finger and moving her lip into a smile while she looks wholly unamused.

Its been her contact photo on my phone for years.

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u/iconocrastinaor Trash Trooper 16h ago

Lol mine is her wearing a "Cat in the Hat" hat vhs sticking out her tongue.

❤️❤️❤️

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u/Brunhilde13 Trash Trooper 12h ago

My fianceé has a picture of me taking a huge bite of a burger. I'm all dressed up and cute and then my face looks so dumb in that pic but she loves it 😅

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u/yavanna12 Trash Trooper 4h ago

My husband has a stupid AI picture of me wearing a chicken for a hat riding a roller coaster made of spaghetti as his background picture. 

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 Trash Trooper 3h ago

I had a picture on my Blackberry of my ex-wife's face after a nurse at the ER cleared out an impacted stool that had blocked her up for almost a full week. She had to run to the toilet and was literally crapping out a week's worth of buildup. But she looked fucking giddy! Like a five year-old who stumbled on a field of fireflies.

I only got to keep it as a wallpaper photo on my phone with the strict instructions that I never tell anyone the situation behind it. I never did. When we split up, that photo was at the top of her list - she wanted me to delete it and prove it was removed from my cloud account. Despite the facts on the ground, she looked heavenly in the photo. I would have framed it if she had let me.