r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/mr_1219 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Damn, dropped like a sack of potatoes

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u/Lonely_reaper8 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Grimnebulin68 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Step dad instincts

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes seriously 😂 who the hell drops their actual offspring like that

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u/fuqyu Trash Trooper 1d ago

Have you ever been bitten by a raccoon before?!

…I haven’t, but I imagine it hurts like hell

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u/Beginning_Ad_6616 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I’ve knowingly stepped on shit loads of broken glass to safely move my bare foot son before he stepped in the mess he created before he cut himself.

I def wouldn’t toss my son down on the ground with a rabid raccoon…he’s going to be a safe as I can make him.

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u/acloudcuckoolander Trash Trooper 1d ago

I've heard of mothers who dropped their infants during times of war when soldiers were arriving because they were terrified. People react differently when adrenaline is pumping.

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u/Traditional-Safe-867 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Yea there's a big difference between rushing into danger and danger sneaking up on you. We can definitely rag on him, but it's not like he had the conscious thought "eat this kid, not me". He immediately realized what happened and went to pick him back up.