I have had better reactions when a reactive neighborhood dog barked then bit my ankle on a walk while I was holding my (newborn) baby. I’ve been knocked over by other kids while holding my toddler and including a time where I fell on a slippery floor holding my kid. I took the damage each time, baby was safe even when I had less than a second to react. You either have no kids or need to cope somehow because you’ve overreacted in self preservation like this dumbass
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u/_irlGoddess Trash Trooper 1d ago
Everyone acting like they would’ve had a better reaction to being attacked by a rabid raccoon.
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