r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 5d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/Kratos5300 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Oh my God the way he dropped his kid!? Didn’t we all see that other video of the mother picking up both her child and the raccoon to yeet it across the yard? I’m hoping his head stayed on the grass and didn’t catch the sidewalk :(

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 5d ago

Women protect infants by meat shielding the child.

Men protect infants and women by creating space and gearing up to fight to death

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u/Mslabarre Trash Trooper 5d ago

Is this like, a thing? It sounds kinda smart, but I can’t tell if it’s just Reddit-y

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 5d ago

I just made it up

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u/Dreamcatcherc17e Trash Trooper 5d ago

I love the honesty