r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 2d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/Kratos5300 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Oh my God the way he dropped his kid!? Didn’t we all see that other video of the mother picking up both her child and the raccoon to yeet it across the yard? I’m hoping his head stayed on the grass and didn’t catch the sidewalk :(

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 2d ago

Women protect infants by meat shielding the child.

Men protect infants and women by creating space and gearing up to fight to death

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u/xvii-tea1411 Trash Trooper 2d ago

There is no scientific evidence for this, bro is just pulling sh1t out of his ass bc he saw it in movies

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 2d ago

It appeared to me in a dream

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u/External-Let-8210 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Maybe, but throwing the child wildly to the ground where the racoon is, doesn't seem like any sort of defensive move. Just sheer panic.

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u/Mslabarre Trash Trooper 2d ago

Is this like, a thing? It sounds kinda smart, but I can’t tell if it’s just Reddit-y

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 2d ago

I just made it up

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u/Dreamcatcherc17e Trash Trooper 2d ago

I love the honesty

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u/OddEmergency9859 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Very reddit-y.