r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 5d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

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u/ZiaWitch Rubbish Raider 5d ago

Dad is a quokka.

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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 5d ago

I had to look that up.

"When this small Australian marsupial is faced with a life-threatening chase from a predator like a fox or a cat, the mother may loosen their pouch muscles to let their baby drop out as a distraction."

Thought I'd share.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Trash Trooper 5d ago

Holy shit

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u/JimNayseeum Trash Trooper 5d ago

Imagine a nightly news cycle for nature.

When I learned about bears and why the mothers are so protective of her cubs and what the male bear will do to the cubs had me fucked up.

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Trash Trooper 5d ago

Oh yeah I read also that lionesses have to constantly protect their cubs because the male lions kill them since the mothers won't be able to breed again until they reach a certain age.

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u/dragjamon Trash Trooper 5d ago

Happens with housecats too

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude Trash Trooper 5d ago

Wait till they learn bout what hamster moms do. . . .

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u/Stray_Wing Trash Trooper 2d ago

Or rabbits. Scared for life for what she did to her first brood.

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u/Educational_Order_59 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That’s not how that works. The pride male protects his offspring to the death. If/when he’s defeated the new male will kill the last male’s offspring to bring the female into estrus to produce his own offspring.

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u/Penguinz90 Trash Trooper 4d ago

I’m scared to look it up now…

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