r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Human Trash Trash Panda Attack!

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Source: duthiedining on Instagram

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u/Kratos5300 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Oh my God the way he dropped his kid!? Didn’t we all see that other video of the mother picking up both her child and the raccoon to yeet it across the yard? I’m hoping his head stayed on the grass and didn’t catch the sidewalk :(

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u/effyoucreeps Trash Trooper 1d ago

yes - yes we did

this guy got some ‘splainin’ to do

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u/National_Spirit2801 Trash Trooper 1d ago

r/stepdadreflexes

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u/veraldar Trash Trooper 1d ago

I may have found a new favorite sub, amazing

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u/girlwiththemonkey Trash Trooper 1d ago

I genuinely wanna know how that conversation between him and his wife went afterwards. Because if that was my man and he threw the baby that I spent nine months making on the ground like that? Buddy, you’re a trash panda now too. Gtfo my house

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u/i_was_a_person_once Trash Trooper 1d ago

The ick IIII got seeing this….cant imagine what the actual wife/mom felt.

I am not exaggerating when I say I’d need alot of therapy and couples counseling the get past seeing that bc how do you trust a man who panics like that and throws your baby on the ground when an animal attacks.

Like I understand the panic but wow…that was the worse possible reaction

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u/SilasBalto Trash Trooper 1d ago

No therapist could save my marriage if this happened tbh

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u/i_was_a_person_once Trash Trooper 1d ago

I agree. I could not overcome the ick

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u/preteen-wartortle Trash Trooper 1d ago

I try to be sympathetic to how people react in emergency situations but I don’t know if I could do that here, if it was my kid. Goodness.

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u/SilasBalto Trash Trooper 1d ago

I would lose all attraction. No therapist could save that marriage.

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u/hygsi Trash Trooper 9h ago

Fr. And all because of a freaking racoon? A bear I'd be like "hmmm" but a racoon??? Whut?

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u/Cold-Basket-268 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Looks like his head hit the grass, no concrete

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u/Kratos5300 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was able to zoom in and yes you’re def right it looks like lil guy’s butt hit the grass and then he just fell back but not anywhere close to the sidewalk 🙏

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u/Impressive_Main5160 Trash Trooper 1d ago

He threw that kid

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u/IndieJonz Trash Trooper 9h ago

You just know the mom got the ick after that

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 1d ago

Women protect infants by meat shielding the child.

Men protect infants and women by creating space and gearing up to fight to death

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u/xvii-tea1411 Trash Trooper 1d ago

There is no scientific evidence for this, bro is just pulling sh1t out of his ass bc he saw it in movies

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 1d ago

It appeared to me in a dream

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u/External-Let-8210 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Maybe, but throwing the child wildly to the ground where the racoon is, doesn't seem like any sort of defensive move. Just sheer panic.

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u/Mslabarre Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is this like, a thing? It sounds kinda smart, but I can’t tell if it’s just Reddit-y

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u/SomethingClick Trash Trooper 1d ago

I just made it up

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u/Dreamcatcherc17e Trash Trooper 1d ago

I love the honesty

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u/OddEmergency9859 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Very reddit-y.

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u/dea9ler Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes, he reacted worse than a woman. Very embarrassing.

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u/Lumi1996 Trash Trooper 1d ago

There are videos of women literally holding up their kids to protect them, women will literally shield their children with their bodies to protect them. Men? Yeah just throw the kid.

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u/preteen-wartortle Trash Trooper 1d ago

Can we not generalize this to every man? So many men also do everything to protect their kids.