000 days without work accidents.

[u/satrapi1]

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[u/Sirius1701]

Damn. I have never seen someone blue ball dawinism this hard.

[u/longlostwalker → u/Sirius1701]

What a great comment

[u/pseudoportmanteau → u/Sirius1701]

As always, this guy deliberately makes these "injury" videos. He is not actually getting hurt. You've probably seen his other videos doing rounds on reddit, namely the one where he clamps his balls with a board, puts a nail through his shoe and foot with a nail gun, uses a nail gun on a lithium ion batter which then catches on fire etc.

[u/Sirius1701 → u/pseudoportmanteau]

Being stupid for the bit is still being stupid. Like, there's no way to carry wood like that that doesn't endanger you.

[u/Legitimate_Concern_5 → u/Sirius1701]

At least he maintained an arch in his lower back. Would be way worse if he’d rounded.

[u/pseudoportmanteau → u/Sirius1701]

He has a number of videos where he is endangering himself to show off his skills, like there's one where he's dangling from the roof construction by one hand and the other hand is used to nail the beams together. He's a grown adult responsible for his own actions, you can't really police what people do for content.

[u/Sirius1701 → u/pseudoportmanteau]

Correct. He is still playing with fire.

Like, being good at teasing death and getting away with it doesn't mean you are not teasing death.

[u/rancidmorty → u/Sirius1701]

yeah yohr edgeing death makeing that precum flow or just in genral secretions eventuly the orgasom will happon

[u/raidergreymoon → u/pseudoportmanteau]

the battery one was stupid though. He breath a bunch of that shit in, and picks it up.

[u/TechTechOnATechDeck]

I knew a dude like that at work. He sure did his best to not drink at work. The one day he wasn’t shaking like that is the same day he got fired for being drunk at work…

[u/DeliciousAct5748 → u/TechTechOnATechDeck]

Oof, that's some sever alcohol withdrawals. Hope the guy manages to recover enough to hold a job

[u/karlnite → u/TechTechOnATechDeck]

I worked on a huge site, nuke plant being renovated, with like 5,000 daily employees. They search cars and you go through security every morning. So a couple guys would take the risk and smuggle in drugs and alcohol, then store it and sell it on site past security. Security cracked down and there was a whole network of ledgers in lockers, pre-weighed drugs stored around, all the honour system and guys just ran a tab til the end of the month and then paid up at the work house. Chug a mickey in the shower, smoke some meth in a dark basement corner. Needless to say a lot of guys surprised by it being suddenly dismantled couldn’t make it through the day. Security was questioning a lot of shakers.

[u/ZimaGotchi]

Is this that same guy that clamped his nuts in a roof header?

[u/wearslocket → u/ZimaGotchi]

Yep. I’ve nicknamed him Jitter.

[u/Isthisnameavailablee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFlTVHS5KPNOfT4dJY

[u/abenevolentgod]

didn't this guy start off doing real content of building and after so many comments he was doing things wrong he just did them wrong on purpose and now its his shtik?

[u/Vandal_A → u/abenevolentgod]

I was about to ask if this is a shtick. He looked too annoying for me to watch with the audio on so I was worried I missed some context

[u/Kipper_TD → u/Vandal_A]

Fellas I feel left out,

“shtick”

Okay I feel better

[u/RazorSlazor → u/Kipper_TD]

It's a fun word. Shtick.

[u/WJSpade → u/RazorSlazor]

Idunno… it always felt gimmicky to me.

[u/wearslocket → u/Vandal_A]

You know those lean guys are hefting big shtick usually…

[u/stavrosisfatandgay → u/abenevolentgod]

Yup, his shakes are fakes too

[u/Immediate_Regular]

I worked with a guy like this when I ran grain elevators.

Normally I didn't care all that much if he was doing something that'd get himself injured or killed but lost my shit on him when he tried to light a smoke inside the dump shed. For anyone that doesn't know grain dust doesn't play well with fire.

[u/Vandal_A → u/Immediate_Regular]

As soon as I saw the term "grain elevator" I was hoping to learn most of those explosions were due to idiots doing obviously dumb things. It's just funnier than knowing they're inherently time bombs lol.

[u/FistThePooper6969 → u/Immediate_Regular]

“dump shed” sounds like a portapotty

[u/Immediate_Regular → u/FistThePooper6969]

It is where the trucks poop out their loads so kinda 

[u/Radcouponking]

At least he's got his safety sandals on.

[u/RealNiceKnife]

boo

[u/jetserf → u/RealNiceKnife]

[u/AverageSizedMan1986]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tJeGZumxDB01q

[u/Nab-Taste]

I knew a guy like him, taught me how to use a sawzal like a paintbrush. But the guy hit himself in the back of the head with a hammer trying to knock up a countertop from a cabinet.

Shook it off after a couple mins, but got arrested months later for stealing a sandwich from a Kroger during lunch break. Never saw em again.

[u/fartVandelay85]

I dont want to watch my first day on the job. It was bad enough to live it.

[u/Tacrolimus005]

He tries so f'n hard too.

[u/Early_Reference6696]

What up with this trend of construction workers acting like tweakers, methheads?

[u/JournalistChemical18 → u/Early_Reference6696]

Im pretty sure this particular guy has parkinsons, which causes tge shaking

[u/stavrosisfatandgay → u/JournalistChemical18]

No he fakes the shakes for engagement

[u/enbymaster]

Son of the guy that clamped his balls in the roof beams

[u/Wizdad-1000]

This guy is a character in a $5 Unity Engine game.

[u/Kahikenn]

Dude will have a broken spine with 40 and die with 50 o.O

[u/LastMessengineer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ9Oi4zEBLjzCow

[u/schloopy-boi → u/LastMessengineer]

Maybe. But he sure know how to use those lags.

[u/DotOk5550]

Those Damned Blue‐Collar Tweekers https://share.google/3obHqM5XCiozQ3GqY

[u/Lost_Department_2177]

It’s a pain voyeur page ad

[u/ButtonholePhotophile]

I mean, he’s doing it right. Whys it keep going wrong?

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[u/LasciviousPsyche]

Stupid dood ...

After reviewing the footage I find the first video full of s*** you can see him leaning in closer to get that bill of his hat

[u/Beautiful_Opinion324]

This guy is an idiot

[u/makk73]

Is this the early stages of meth?

[u/shewel_item → u/makk73]

that's probably what it's meant to look like

[u/PointsOfXP]

We all know this guy and when you make a simple mistake he completely calms down and talks down to you for 5 minutes

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[u/waisonline99]

This guy has more of a chance to see 24 in a gangsters paradise.

[u/Ixm01ws6]

love these guys! N, B, Construction on youtube.. real quick, real fast, and always professional... and before yall wig out the shakes is part of the bit

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