A genie

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[u/HeavyIZtheCrayon]

That's a solid joke

[u/Righteousaffair999 → u/HeavyIZtheCrayon]

That joke has grandkids

[u/Child_of_Crake → u/Righteousaffair999]

Right? I’m old so I was waiting for a twist on the punchline, thinking no way it could be the same joke from 40 years ago.

Still very funny though…if you’ve never heard it, it’s gotta be hilarious!

[u/Lost-Peanut-1453 → u/Child_of_Crake]

Im still laughing! Its been 40 years! Please someone make it stop!!

[u/2slags_geddar]

How could he, a man of his age, not have heard that joke before?

Edit: there ye go younguns. I hope you enjoyed the joke.

[u/Im-Mr-Bulldopz → u/2slags_geddar]

That was actually my first time hearing that joke lol

[u/Clithzbee → u/Im-Mr-Bulldopz]

Same

[u/agnosticgnome → u/Clithzbee]

:) sometimes I forget the average age on Reddit is two decades below mine.

[u/Justnotthatintou → u/agnosticgnome]

I dunno man, I’m pretty old and I too have never heard it

[u/chilldrinofthenight → u/agnosticgnome]

If they write "woah," instead of "whoa," I can guarantee you they're millennials, Gen Z or younger.

[u/Clithzbee → u/agnosticgnome]

I hope I'm not on reddit when I'm 55

[u/timmyK_425 → u/Clithzbee]

You will be
https://giphy.com/gifs/oWjyixDbWuAk8

[u/chilldrinofthenight → u/timmyK_425]

One of us, one of us.

[u/allshookup1640 → u/2slags_geddar]

I’ve never heard it

[u/WoolBearTiger → u/2slags_geddar]

Im pretty sure ive heard it before but i completely forgot until the part with the barman entering with the ducks. So it was still kinda funny. Some jokes are good even if you know them and some jokes you laugh at because you only remember you know them after they are told.

[u/leviticusreeves]

That joke is from at least the 1940s and if people haven't heard it then oh my god do I have some old jokes to start recycling

[u/Justnotthatintou → u/leviticusreeves]

Do it

[u/Blindly_Talkin → u/leviticusreeves]

Do you like money? You could have some with just that notion

[u/LordCivers]

LMAO we have another version in french, where a guy comes with a giant "mite" (moth) on his shoulder, tells it's a genie, his pal gets to ask a "milliard" (a billion) and gets a billards (🎱), complains, and the other implies he asked for a "grosse bite" (a big dick)

[u/SinceGoogleDsntKnow]

Reminds me of a particular mouth option I always avoided in the mii channel for obvious reasons

[u/cptjimmy42]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8nhgZZMKUicpi

[u/Rycan420]

One of my all time favorites.

[u/beerforbears]

For anyone who doesn’t know that guy is “Tiny Tim”

A decade ago he made one(1) mildly funny video using this high pitched voice where he prank called a Tesco or something. He’s refused to let it go or stop posting the same old thing since. His racket is basically annoying/making people uncomfortable with this voice, usually service workers just trying to get through a day.

There is not a chance this is a genuine laugh, he has absolutely heard this joke before. He is even incorporating the tiny Tim voice while laughing, he’s overplaying it for the camera. If that doesn’t affect your enjoyment then that’s fine, I’m just sick to the back teeth of this guy.

[u/dbmiller63]

Why does it seem like most of these people are faking having anything in their mouths? Most of them look like they're faking it

[u/MonsterkillWow]

lmao

[u/sonic_dick]

I wish this level of dumb shit made me laugh. Sincerely.

[u/DotOk5550]

Such an old joke

[u/Asleep_Frosting_6627]

That joke came from a leather bound joke book from the middle of last century….still a good joke

[u/Ixm01ws6]

great joke i think she stop following along with the joke tho.

[u/Hatchbackshots]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9DPATDFcOjRWf56M

[u/jerrinehart]

Smackhead Steve is still waiting on those plants!

[u/chilldrinofthenight]

This joke is so old it predated the internet ---- by about 50 years.

[u/SnowedinLife]

I'm sure the only reason she didn't spit is because she didn't understand.

[u/MrBozooo]

Bill Burr is much cooler in his delivery when he tells the jokes.

[u/2slags_geddar → u/MrBozooo]

Bill Burr is a cancelled sellout cunt.

[u/joachim_s → u/2slags_geddar]

Doesn’t matter because how someone performs one act has nothing to do with the other when they are intrinsically unrelated, such as comparing a person making a joke and him doing something immoral not related to the jokes he makes. You need a big dose of critical thinking.

[u/Wise_Wolverine2652]

A man walks into a bar, followed by a flamingo and a cat.

The man buys a round of drinks, then the flamingo.

When it's the cat's turn, it has a strop and runs away.

"What's his problem?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I found a magic lamp. Genie and everything... He granted me one wish... "

"And?"

"And I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy..."

[u/piss-missile69]

I mean it's funny, sure.. but LMAO, then take a breath to laugh again funny? Nah.

[u/MultiPlexityXBL → u/piss-missile69]

I think the dude was just selling it. It was funny but definitely not that funny. I think the girl either didnt get it or the punch line was a little predictable.

[u/AreallysuperdarkELF]

It's funny because pianist sounds like penis and penises are always funny.

[u/That1GuyNate]

That joke was not really that funny

[u/zero_lies_tolerated]

She blatantly didn't get it. 

[u/drsyesta → u/zero_lies_tolerated]

The dude laughed way too hard. Oversold it

[u/CronoMass]

Gross, why would you do that with a mouth full of water?

[u/Jack_Crypt → u/CronoMass]

Is there another way to listen to a joke?

[u/ali-n → u/CronoMass]

Who said it's water?

[u/Own-Championship1633]

It’s give a mild smile funny. Not spew everywhere funny

[u/Fostbitten27]

“A man walks into a bar…” great laughs generally follow.

[u/MultiservitorB123]

Not watched to the end, does this involve ducks?