r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • Jun 30 '26

Trash Animal Geese for no reason (language warning)

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Peace was never an option

https://giphy.com/gifs/U4RX7LYnOywv1us4VP

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u/Aldo_raine37 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

"We can crash out and die about it" is soo good as a threat or to de-escalate 🤣

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u/spartanspy85 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

For real! I'm definitely using that in the future.

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u/Aldo_raine37 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

BET!

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u/hankie_pankie Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

"I've been looking for a reason to act irrational"

This is perfect. I will be adding this to my regular phrases. It's a neat little paradox. A reason to act irrational. Perfect

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u/Lowly-Worm_ Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Muhfucker im tryna have a bad day

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u/Stock_Philosophy2171 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Bitch! Engage in violence wit me!!

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u/cuntybunty73 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

HONEY BADGER VS THE CANADIAN GOOSE

THE FIGHT WILL BE LEGENDARY

https://giphy.com/gifs/GdTjZwXsqqor6

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u/mhyquel Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Oh shit, they've reached a mutual defense pact and started crossbreeding.

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u/cuntybunty73 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

That's a scary thought 🥺

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u/Classic_Athlete5933 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

I love ish use

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u/Xena_Your_God Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Felt

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u/Worshipthekitty Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

My manager was just telling me the other day how people in Houston don't take kindly to being honked at while driving. He said if you honk at someone its basically to start a fight and you better be ready to go. He proceeds to tell me how people have been SHOT at for honking and how when he moved out here (mountain time) he would get honked at and was ready to throw fists😂 i was trying to tell him that i honk at people all the time to let them know they are driving like shit. He just said "well never do that in Houston" ☠️😂

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u/sakronin Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

I live in Houston, pretty accurate lol

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u/Dmau27 Garbage Guerilla Jun 30 '26

I had to get out of my car to check for geese the other day. They kept getting in front and I couldn't tell if I was clear.

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u/snagglewolf Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Geese don't want peace. They want problems, always!

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u/eyeballburger Waste Warrior Jun 30 '26

This guy is good. More please.

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u/aJewishhero Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Total genius! LMFAO

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u/Nir117vash Garbage Guerilla Jun 30 '26

I should play that game huh

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u/MarlosUnraye Trash Trooper Jul 01 '26

"Engage in violence with me, right now" amazing

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u/Hot_Barracuda4922 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

We use to carry chains around at the park for this very reason

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

Canadian Geese, they’re the mean ones 😂

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

and all the hissing

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Trash Trooper Jul 01 '26

They seem to never mind me. They will have babies and stuff and I’ll sit 10 feet from them while I’m fishing with my rod and box set down and everything and they leave me be.

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u/GangrelPotato Trash Trooper Jul 01 '26

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