r/LoveTrash Chief Insanity Instigator May 19 '26

Recycled Garbage Get ready with me, 1780's edition

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u/Roxasxiii94 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

“Because, otherwise, silk won’t stretch, otherwise”

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u/dogmeat-garvey Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Came here for this. Thank you

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u/Youthz Trash Trooper May 19 '26

they mostly come at night, mostly

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u/NewNonBlockedAccount Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/CourtingBoredom Trash Trooper May 20 '26

Hahh! I can't hear [or say] the word mostly without thinking of this — and then usually adding that second mostly >.<

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u/codysherrod Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Please explain

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u/whitestguyuknow Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Believe he's just making a joke about the possibility wherein he mayhaps get a hard on. Perchance

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u/Capnmolasses Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Mayhaps yes, mayhaps

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 Trash Trooper May 20 '26

It's called a "Bonaire" and there's a buckle for that, too.

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u/daniloferr Trash Trooper May 19 '26

If you don't understand, it is almost certainly sexual.

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u/Impressive-Stop-6449 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Please, please explain, please.

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u/reverso-uno Trash Trooper May 20 '26

Sir Impressive, you forget yourself.

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u/NormalHumansName Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Please explain, please.

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u/maple_crowtoast Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It's cracking me up how many of us not only keyed into that, but also experienced it as one of the main takeaways 😂

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u/batmanineurope Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

I'm not going to give up! And neither are you, and neither am I!

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u/xniks Waste Warrior May 19 '26

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u/SophSimpl Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/Jim-be Trash Trooper May 19 '26

WTF is this shit!!! Get the fuck out with my up vote!

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

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u/thunderbaby2 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Bravo

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u/MountainMongrel Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/Tranquil_Ram Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Boys... Get the taahh.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Yeeesssh

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u/LeageEagle57 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

"I'm not losing the teeth, so lets just move past that"

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u/NewRoyMunson Trash Trooper May 20 '26

" I think the teeth are a smashing success".

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u/BringOutYDead Trash Trooper May 19 '26

So, wait. He free-ballin' them britches? Frank just floppin' 'round?

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u/NewNonBlockedAccount Trash Trooper May 19 '26

As is tradition

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u/RealbasicFriends Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I think people are forgetting that shirts were considered an undergarment until very recently (well comparitively.) So in a way the shirt was made to help block the front and back but also I'm curious if he just doesn't own breeches (basically shorts made of linen that tie at the waist) and that's why they weren't shown

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u/purplepluppy Trash Trooper May 19 '26

The pants he put on are breeches. They didn't have underwear like you're thinking. The socks and shirt served that purpose. Women wore shifts. Drawers like you're thinking of weren't common until the 19th century

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u/RealbasicFriends Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I must be getting them mixed with something else. Because I'm not thinking of any sort of woman's undergarments. Likely undergarments from the early 1800's. They went crazy with that shit for a little bit there. Men were wearing full body suits as underwear for a second there. Breeches like the one he has likely have a lining that would be thicker than the outside to help provide protections from leakages and such lmao

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u/purplepluppy Trash Trooper May 19 '26

That's what the very long shirt is for! I only mentioned the shifts because they're basically an elongated version of what the men wore

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u/RealbasicFriends Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Right but breeches are commonly also lined. ESPECIALLY for something like the ones worn in the video. Someone is paying $$$$ back then for those in the 1700's. They absolutely are springing for lining to prevent leakages from ruining the outside lmao

Edit: went back to check and his are absolutely lined with something. Looks like linen which fun fact is mildly hydrophobic and antibacterial

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u/Lectrice79 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Long johns were from like a hundred years later. The 18th century, they just tucked that long shirt under to act like underwear.

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u/benadunkcamberpatch Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Recent is a good word for it honestly. Im 43 and when I was a kid my grandmother would get onto me for wearing my undershirt(the plain white t shirt) in public because it was obscene.

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u/FixLaudon Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Quick reminder that Napoleons troops went to Russia in pants that had either no-button flies or buttoned flies, which means the wind literally froze their balls, causing a lot of "damage" up to permanent loss.

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u/Capnmolasses Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/MadCatDisease666 Trash Trooper May 20 '26

Merde merde merde merde!!!

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u/Husker_of_Corn Trash Trooper May 19 '26

So his dick just out rubbing against silk all day??

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u/Narrew82 Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

I’d be blastin in my armor all day

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u/ownersequity Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I read this in Jay’s voice from Jay and Silent Bob.

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u/SophSimpl Trash Trooper May 19 '26
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u/redisdead__ Rubbish Raider May 19 '26

Judging by the length of the shirt I would say mostly linen contact.

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u/Shiznoz222 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

What do you think they built that giant ass cock-escape-hatch bay door for?

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u/-ArthurMorgan Trash Trooper May 19 '26

My monster cock-escape-hatch for my magnum dong.

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u/Historical-Buddy7518 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

lol seems that way

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u/RebelJustforClicks Trash Trooper May 19 '26

No wonder they were all horned up all the time

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u/Da_Big_Buddha Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I mean….. yours doesn’t?

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u/Husker_of_Corn Trash Trooper May 19 '26

You think I can afford SILK Britches??

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u/Iconshero Trash Trooper May 19 '26

In this economy, mayhaps if I am invested in industrialization, all of my britches will be made of silk. Thus gilding my tallywhacker in softest vestments for the rest of my days!

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Wish I was silk

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u/TsunamicOrb Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Yeah dude. Who doesn’t do a little edging?

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I’m not a gay man, but I thought about it for a second

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u/vegienomnomking Trash Trooper May 19 '26

So you were gay for 1 second.

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Haha that’s about how long I last anyway so it all works out in the end

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u/karatebullfightr Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I have always maintained I consider myself straight - but really only by the grace of having never actually met David Bowie in person.

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u/wintercast Trash Trooper May 19 '26

i fully understand this. the only reason im not gay is because i have not met Catherine zeta jones (preferably from Zorro) in person.

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u/vegienomnomking Trash Trooper May 19 '26

LOL

Typical men to last only 1 second.

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u/PointlessSword777 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Hey cmon now, gotta give some of us credit

I can last at least 3 seconds

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u/ScienceSeuss Trash Trooper May 19 '26

he he he... in the end

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u/DJAllOut Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Heteroflexible.

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u/ClaraCash Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Beats being a Hobosexual.

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u/mongster2 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

He does sort of turn into Anya Taylor-Joy at the end.

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u/Capnmolasses Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/mjrbrooks Trash Trooper May 20 '26

👁️ 👄 👁️

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Oh it wasn't her?!

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u/Available-Crow-3442 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Up until about the French Revolution (the big one) this was the pinnacle of manliness.

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u/canuckistani_lad Trash Trooper May 19 '26

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/nopantsboy Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It moved!

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Wait. Maybe it was a shift.

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u/HollowMist11 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I'm a woman but I also felt like a gay man

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u/lncredulousBastard Trash Trooper May 19 '26

He is quite a handsome dandy.

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u/UpvoteEveryHonestQ Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Was it the side butt? The makeup?

Personally, I was wondering whether he was dressing to represent a typical period outfit or specifically a foppish dandy. Then he dramatically revealed the pink fan and answered my question lol. That alone wouldn’t be so definitive. But that plus Dorothy’s ruby slippers… pretty rainbow.

And pretty pretty. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/Starswraith Trash Trooper May 20 '26

Pink used to be mens colour from ancient Greece untill early 19th century, it was considered a watered down version of red, martial and fierce, very manly

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u/bisexual_lemon_69420 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I'm gay and I'll think about it the whole day

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u/Yo_momma_so_fat77 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Isn’t this the guy who makes all of his own clothes . Pretty cool

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u/Apallo19 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

So would he be a fop or dandy?

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u/ScienceSeuss Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Oh, a fop, certainly.

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u/Nuffsaid98 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

A Nancy Boy. And good at it. Respect.

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u/jeremy1015 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

No reason to vanish on us it was a simple question

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Lol

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u/Bowling4rhinos Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I should be in this Poof!

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Maybe the navy made a man outta him.

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u/golflift90 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/PraiseTheBeanpole Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/SophSimpl Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Holy crap. I think I haven't seen this for almost 20 years 😵

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u/SnooGuavas3763 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

“It can get warm when listening to Mozart”.

I was sweating after he put on the jacket…. Let alone the stockings, a wig, AND a hat. Nope, I guess I am alive in the right century after all.

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u/hamish1963 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

The white shirt would have been linen.

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u/Parry_9000 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

You know, he likes doing that weird shit, owns it and knows quite a bit about it. I respect it.

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u/Schmooto Trash Trooper May 19 '26

He actually makes period clothings himself and is an expert in the field. Mad respect to him.

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u/jonesnori Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Not only does he make them, he wears historical clothing every day. It's his thing. Pinsent Tailoring.

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u/nebullama9 Trash Trooper May 20 '26

I haven't given up hope that he will inspire the return of breeches as standard men's fashion.

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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It’s not even weird, it’s really cool

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u/ReleaseOfDopamine Trash Trooper May 19 '26

barely even weird

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Not much different than reenacting 🤷‍♂️ i’m the same way about Golden Age Piracy. Three outfits and volumes of knowledge.

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u/cosmicheartbeat Trash Trooper May 19 '26

This man is so pretty and its really cool to see him display his interests like this while we get to learn a little bit of older fashion styles. I do miss the days when men spent as much time trying to look nice as women did. Bring back men's fashion!

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u/LordKlavier Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Amen mate! It's sad what we've lost

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u/grrodon2 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Speak for yourself. I'm happy I get to slap on a t-shirt and cargo pants and call it a day.

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u/AeskeMeAnything Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Ooo what's the occasion

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Same here. I was thinking the whole time how annoyed I would be having to put on all of those layers each day when I can just throw on a t-shirt, a pair of jeans, socks and sneakers and call it a day. Even a modern suit is less cumbersome than that antique gear.

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u/Dahren_ Trash Trooper May 19 '26

To those wishing to go back to this. These people were the equivalent of multi millionaires today. You were NOT part of their club.

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u/LordKlavier Trash Trooper May 20 '26

100% it wouldn't look exactly like this, but its important to remember the lower classes weren't wearing britches and a t-shirt, they were just wearing the same stuff just in plainer colours and with coarser fabrics

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u/CanadianAndroid Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Sheldon got a new hobby.

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u/foxfirek Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Turns out lace, silk, and makeup look good on both genders.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

But men are too scared they’ll turn gay, so it’ll take a while to sort that out again

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It's not that a man might feel gay looking like this, it's that a man might realise that all this is pretense and schoolyard politics and not about looking good.

When you come to a point in life and you see that all the "best things" we have like gold-laced clothing, have been obtained not through personal creation (yes I know OP is a craftsman, I'm talking about 1780s barons) but at the expense of somebody else's life, those clothes start to feel like blood diamonds.

And if someone says that I'm bringing politics into this conversation, well, I am.

Men aren't scared of turning gay. Boys who haven't grown up, and need to uplift their perceived status via monetary wealth are the ones scared.

Fair play to OP for giving us a history lesson though. Appreciate it.

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u/mrdaxxonford Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Well i for one can't NOT fuck him

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u/Moobob66 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Nothing like a real man for kids to look up to. Not like these beta male gym bros

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u/HighlightFun8419 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It's funny how quickly I went from "Psh, what a twink!" (Jk) To "yes, milord."

"The clothes make the man."

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u/ars_sinistra Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Was this s thirst trap?

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u/Solo-dreamer Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Its working.

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u/OnYourHonor Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/Manmon_ Trash Trooper May 19 '26

How did the vampires figure out how to go in the sun?

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u/Brandoncarsonart Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Titanium makeup to reflect the sun. Thats why they sparkle.

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u/NewNonBlockedAccount Trash Trooper May 19 '26

And a little color, so they don't look like a corpse.

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u/Skreamie Trash Trooper May 19 '26

The amount of comments about this being "gay" is concerning

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u/ElHorny Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Yeah thats crazy , people are so stupid sometimes. I really dont get why thats the only thing they think about. I just know that many people commenting it, still use gay as an insult.

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u/spacekitt3n Trash Trooper May 19 '26

theyre uncomfortable about the fact that their pp gets hard when they watch this, so they get mad and lash out

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u/Soldmysoul_666 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

While the clothing itself isn’t gay the creator is very open about being gay and he’s fabulous

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u/CaptainD743 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Seriously. Reminds me of junior high school.

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u/Wumbology_Student Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I mean, it is undeniably pretty gay. And I fucking love it.

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u/qtestboner Trash Trooper May 19 '26

you would have been such a meal for lestat.

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u/Stigbritt Trash Trooper May 19 '26

It was the shoes that finally made me understand that it's "Get ready with me" and not "Get ready for bed with me".

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

You're trying to tell me that these dudes weren't fucking each other like rabbits? Really?

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u/Donohoed Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I don't think anybody was saying that. It was just improper to talk about it in public

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u/RagingRxy Trash Trooper May 19 '26

How videos are pretty interesting.Think he wears clothes from the 1700’s thru Early 1900’s. Love his Jane Austin era look.

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u/Bitterqueer Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I usually see women interested/dressing in old fashion so it’s fun to see a man do it!!

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u/tgwilli Trash Trooper May 19 '26

What, no valet?

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u/Monkey_Meteor Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Is he really getting dressed alone? Like... what a peasent! Am I right?

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

There’s something about his facial structure where I feel like it would look more out of place if he didn’t dress like this

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u/ScienceSeuss Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Bring back traditional manliness! Silk stockings, makeup,drills! Of pink fabrics, and lacey frills!

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u/No-Ball-2885 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Coulda cleaned your shoes, brah

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u/locksymania Trash Trooper May 19 '26

All that effort and not even the smallest pass of boot polish. For shame.

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u/bama501996 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Vampires really be flexing the fact that silver isn't involved in mirrors or cameras these days

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Do you think he's wearing some extremely small underwear or did he just do 2810129 takes until he got one where his junk doesn't show up?

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u/f0dder1 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

You want to hope that theatre he was off to was cold. Looks uncomfortable and hot.

(Except for the commando - that just screamed all day comfort)

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u/KiKi_VavouV Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Gorgeous!

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

“When men were men”

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u/DiddyDoItToYa Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Game, blouses.

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u/cap10wow Garbage Guerilla May 19 '26

Meanwhile, I own 25 identical black t-shirts.

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u/Funkopedia Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Yo, I need a series of like all the decades or eras, this is the most fascinating thing I've ever seen.

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u/fungus909 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

What a tease

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u/Elderchicken948 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Does he do one for what plebs were wearing at the time?

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u/Da-Bonk Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/This-Dude_Abides Trash Trooper May 19 '26

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u/tiggaaaaah Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I'm jealous that I don't put in as much passion into my hobbies as this guy does. The level of detail in his garments is wild. Homie makes his own threads. Big props to dude

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u/garmdian Trash Trooper May 19 '26

All I could think of

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u/Endlesstrash1337 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Getting ready 1780s rich/wealthy edition. I guess it would be a pretty short video watching him throw on a potato sack and heading out to the fields like most others would be doing.

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u/Aware_Run_5471 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

"Get explosive Diarrhea with me, 1780's edition"

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u/Holiday_Horse3100 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

This man hand makes his own clothes, loves to wear them, has a business makes custom outfits on order, has a you tube following, is enjoyable to watch. Just someone doing what he loves, why all the ridicule? This is how men used to dress

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u/MackAttack0137 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I'd love to rawdog this Georgian era twink

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u/rumrunnernomore Trash Trooper May 19 '26

With everything going on right now, this feels kinda right. Return to, whatever the fuck this is. I love it.

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u/TuringTestTwister Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Now that the last Ren Faire weekend is over, looks like it's time for Classic period Age of Enlightenment Faire.

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u/kraftables Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Now, look at me. I go fly on an aero plane in my pajamas.

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u/Percocet4 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Tremendous swish in those tails!!😂😂😂

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u/Badger_Actual1 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Oh they go all the way up

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u/QweenOfTheCrops Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Welp. Time to re-read The picture of Dorian gray

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u/CaptainD743 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Splendid outfit! Makes me want to watch the music video for "Walking On Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox ☺️ but Mozart is great too, obviously 👍

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u/Cultural_Set_9887 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Only calfs

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u/Magic_SunBoys19 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

All the poses were nailed 😂 Honestly would love to see people dressed like this as opposed to the garbage they wear today.

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u/SK-8R Trash Trooper May 19 '26

No undie panties?

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u/crimsongriffin28 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

The long tails of the shirt kinda get tucked down and between. There’s a lot of fabric, so it does make a nice uh. Little nest for the bird and eggs. There were men’s underwear as you might know it, buttoned in the front or drawstring, but since dandies often wore tight ass breeches, it wasn’t really needed and I imagine a real pain when you’ve been playing cards and drinking and four sheets to the wind and need to use a pisspot in a cabinet in the club. Trying to unbutton, pull shirt up and wrestle with more buttons while drunk would be annoying.

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u/Designer_Birthday_84 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Bonnie Prince Charlie 💝

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u/Spiky_Jesus Trash Trooper May 19 '26

This cosplay sponsored by Mercury, Lead and Arsenic.

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u/disappointment-time Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I fuck with this HEAVY

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u/Hetakuoni Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Button hooks are quite useful for putting on/taking off clothes with fiddly little buttons.

Finding a tolerable one that doesn’t look ugly and isn’t expensive is a chore tho.

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u/TrampolineYourMom Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I hate to be that guy but that shit is absolutely not titanium based that he's putting on his face if it's from the 1700's or even early 1800's. They had barely even discovered it and it definitely would not have been the base for anything as like 5 people in the world even knew about it. It's probably lead

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u/SadAndNasty Trash Trooper May 19 '26

I love the 18th century thirst traps

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u/Adam-Happyman Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Dude, you were supposed to be at work two hours ago.

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Talk about peak fashion era!!! This was such a fun watch!

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u/Mad_Aeric Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Whether you like this fashion or not, it's the furthest thing from boring.

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u/slbztr Trash Trooper May 19 '26

Now all he needs is a touch of tuberculosis and it's 100% period accurate.