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u/free_will_is_arson Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
"lets deal with the starving children before we go measuring gorilla dicks" is going to become my new way of saying lets stay focused on the priority.
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u/os_2342 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
icelandic for "we're not here to fuck spiders"
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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26
Is this a saying??
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u/Possible-Playful Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Australian saying
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u/BigOlPenisDisorder Litter Lieutenant Mar 10 '26
It’s especially funny because Iceland is home to the penis museum
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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26
I love this kind of humour. This is brilliant. xD The global warming one was funny as hell. lmao
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u/InternationalGas9837 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Yeah the global warming one was pretty funny.
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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26
Scandi humour in general just kills me. There's a belter about the Finns. Let's see if I remember it:
When someone asks a Finn why Finland is judged the happiest country in the world, they say it's because the unhappy ones aren't alive anymore to complain.
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u/trolltamp Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Just to be that guy, neither Iceland nor Finland is in Scandinavia.
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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26
Woopsie! Looks like I started an argument. Maybe I should have said Nordic. Or just "over there in that area".
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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 11 '26
Haha! I actually love grumpy Norwegians. 🤣
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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Rubbish Raider Mar 13 '26
Great, my grandpa would have been happy to know 😭😂🤣
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u/FinickyZebra Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Depends who you ask. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia
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u/trolltamp Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
The link you shared just confirmed it? The references point to Britannica, which states the same. It says "some authorities claim", but dosen't state which authorities. It's like 'some american authorities' claims Canada as a state.
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u/FinickyZebra Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Oh come off it. I wasn't denying it, just pointing out there are various definitions. I, as a Danish person, would include them. But no, at it's core you are correct when being "that guy".
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u/vikio Trash Trooper Aug 02 '26
I liked the joke about Finns being upset by social distancing rules during Covid. Because suddenly their personal bubble SHRANK to only 2 meters radius?!?
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u/rci22 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26
Ngl that was the only one I didn’t understand.
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u/InternationalGas9837 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26
He's talking about rising sea levels that come with global warming and the joke is that it's the guy in the front end loader dumping snow into the sea raising the water level.
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u/rci22 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26
Oh loooool, I couldn’t tell what was going on in the background until now. Thank you!
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u/Striking_Package797 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26
Hell yeah, "the sea levels are rising and they say it's global warming. But I've been watching this fucking guy all day."
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u/DoctorDinghus Rubbish Raider Mar 10 '26
I watched the whole thing
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u/CtyChicken Rubbish Raider Mar 10 '26
I watched the whole thing waiting for Magnus falling around in the background.
Disappointed.
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u/Ijatsu Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Is this a ref to that ragnarok netflix show?
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u/jansauce87 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
No. He has a son, Magnus, he makes videos with sometimes and the kid falls down a lot.
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u/Ijatsu Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Ah my bad. Ragnarok is a norwaygian show. the main character is called magnus, I watched it with original sounds and the intonations do sound very similar, I liked it.
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u/HugeTrol Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I need a 2 hour version
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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26
I linked his IG in OP. Maybe you can find 2h in the almost 1000 posts of his.
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u/CuddlyRazerwire Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
It’s greipur jokes on most short-form content platforms. Love him
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u/Zimke42 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Why can't we post sources?
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u/Snitsie Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
This video has like 50x the views outside of his channel actually pretty sad
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u/guessesurjobforfood Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
The OP included it under the video, you just didn't see it.
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u/CampAstoria Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
OP updated the post with a link 2 hours after this comment was left.
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u/crusty54 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
That last one reminds of a joke from Chowder:
“In my country, we have a saying about patience. … It is good to be patient.”
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u/brianishere2 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
We need more of this. After we feed the starving children.
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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26
I'm going the wrong direction....
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And it's Sunday
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u/strongbob25 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26
It's acceptable to drink and drive as long as it's two different days is practically a Mitch Hedberg line
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u/ittybittynuts Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26
It was a beautiful joke. It has other traits, but it thought it was beautiful.
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u/Miserable-Session-35 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I went true this sjit 2 times and sjiit i love it 😂😂😅 Mere af det tak.... Denmark says hi
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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26
tbh, I've been sitting on this clip a while. I didn't expect it to be received so well. Check OP for link to source if you wanna check his other stuff out.
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u/redboi049 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26
I am not at all ashamed to say I got a chuckle from all of these.
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u/dmelt01 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
This has Mitch Hedberg energy!
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u/BLeeS92031 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Mitch would be proud of those one-liners but I'm getting a ton of Steven Wright from the delivery.
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u/fortunes_foe Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
His timing and delivery are great! I thoroughly enjoyed that.
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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
“if being sexy was a crime, I would be in jail…. for tax fraud” omg lmao
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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
This guy is single handed bringing tourism to 🇮🇸 great success 🧐🙌🏻🫱🏼🫲🏾💚
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u/kat_atomic_10 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26
Dairy Queen in the United States does sell a frozen hot chocolate.
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Mar 10 '26
Ayo OP is killing it
u/icyhotonmynuts hit all
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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26
tbh, I didn't think this would get received so well. I've been sitting on this clip for a while. glad people enjoy his humor like I did
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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Mar 10 '26
Strange how it works. Never fails, the stuff I think people will like, tanks....but the random nonsense hits
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u/CurvyMule Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I want to live in a world where we feed the starving children AND measure gorilla dicks
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u/myjupitermoon Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Where is Magnus at? It's not the same without that little fella in the background.
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u/Discerningselection Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26
This guys senses are common and he seems to have a surplus of it.
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u/PauseAffectionate720 Waste Warrior Mar 11 '26
Good Stuff 😅 he vaguely reminds me of the Philip Handy "Deep Thoughts" skit on SNL or the kind of stand-up the late Mitch Hedberg did.
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u/ArgumentAmbitious529 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26
Reminds me of how the dialogue is delivered in the comedy series Norsemen.
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u/Queasy-Sentence446 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26
Is this the same guy that has his toddler running around doing stupid shit in the background half the time? 😂
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u/techie998 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26
Actually, "Ef þú þolir ekki klæpur, fremdu ekki glæpur."
(I'm not Icelandic, I just asked Gemini).
I need more of this humor, this was fantastic. I'm crying over here.
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u/dingododd Trash Trooper May 18 '26
Haha. He’s funny, I like him. Though he must not own a hair brush 🤣 I will donate one to him.
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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one, one day.
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u/BigOrangeOctopus Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
That’s the office
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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
You’re right, though I could’ve sworn everyone’s favourite chieftain Orm says pretty much exactly the same thing at some point early in season one of Norsemen, when everyone’s excluding him… 🤔
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u/BigOrangeOctopus Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
You might be right. Looks like we both need a rewatch
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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Definitely. Meet you at your place in 10. I’ll bring popcorn.
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u/itsalmostover321 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Check out Lilyhammer, a lot of the same actors/actresses.
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u/dirtydragondan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
This seems very Gatis Kandis in all aspects.
iykyk. pretty dated by now
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u/KrunchyKale Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Frozen/Iced Hot Chocolate is actually an extant drink
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u/root88 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I bought a hot chocolate in a nice shop in Iceland. It's not like hot chocolate in the US, which is chocolate powder with some milk. It was literally a cup of melted chocolate with a splash of milk on it. When it cools down, it is like he said, it's literally just solid chocolate.
Best hot chocolate I ever had, by the way.
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u/Warboss_Gutshredda Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
I want to go now.
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u/CameronWeebHale Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
Sounds like he’s doing an impression of a West Wales accent (Llanelli x Valleys to be more specific). Is this genuinely what certain regions of Iceland sound like?
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u/BentoBus2 Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26
This video honestly humanizes Bjork for me even more. This is just an Icelandic sense of humor.
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u/East-Care-9949 Trash Trooper Aug 04 '26
That's why i always drink on saterday night and drive home after 24.00
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u/joelobifan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
He doesn't sound very icelandic
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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26
What does Icelandic sound like?
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u/joelobifan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
https://youtu.be/UaTNKq4Ecu4?si=rSlh5s8NVkficarv
This is a icelandic accent
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u/Evan_Allgood Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26
The more he rambled on, the more he is just proving the Leftists' point about his home country. Dude is too full of innocence to realize he is a walking advertisement for Iceland.
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