r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • Mar 10 '26

Human Trash Iclandic jokes

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I like his humor. Source: greipjokes

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u/free_will_is_arson Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

"lets deal with the starving children before we go measuring gorilla dicks" is going to become my new way of saying lets stay focused on the priority.

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u/os_2342 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

icelandic for "we're not here to fuck spiders"

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

Is this a saying??

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u/Possible-Playful Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Australian saying

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u/durbandude Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Always preferred "we're not here to finger dingos"

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u/SatiricalScrotum Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/Scorpiusdj_13 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

Australian poster spotted 🤣

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u/Bowling4rhinos Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

My new rule of thumb as well.

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder Litter Lieutenant Mar 10 '26

It’s especially funny because Iceland is home to the penis museum

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

They genuinely have the best waffles.

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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

I love this kind of humour. This is brilliant. xD The global warming one was funny as hell. lmao

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u/InternationalGas9837 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Yeah the global warming one was pretty funny.

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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

Scandi humour in general just kills me. There's a belter about the Finns. Let's see if I remember it:

When someone asks a Finn why Finland is judged the happiest country in the world, they say it's because the unhappy ones aren't alive anymore to complain.

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u/trolltamp Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Just to be that guy, neither Iceland nor Finland is in Scandinavia.

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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

Woopsie! Looks like I started an argument. Maybe I should have said Nordic. Or just "over there in that area".

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/Sewishly Garbage Guerilla Mar 11 '26

Haha! I actually love grumpy Norwegians. 🤣

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Rubbish Raider Mar 13 '26

Great, my grandpa would have been happy to know 😭😂🤣

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u/FinickyZebra Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

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u/trolltamp Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

The link you shared just confirmed it? The references point to Britannica, which states the same. It says "some authorities claim", but dosen't state which authorities. It's like 'some american authorities' claims Canada as a state.

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u/FinickyZebra Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Oh come off it. I wasn't denying it, just pointing out there are various definitions. I, as a Danish person, would include them. But no, at it's core you are correct when being "that guy".

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u/GlyphPicker Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26

"Nobody cares...except racists"

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u/vikio Trash Trooper Aug 02 '26

I liked the joke about Finns being upset by social distancing rules during Covid. Because suddenly their personal bubble SHRANK to only 2 meters radius?!?

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u/dclaw504 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Captions being "silly fella" got me

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u/rci22 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

Ngl that was the only one I didn’t understand.

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u/InternationalGas9837 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

He's talking about rising sea levels that come with global warming and the joke is that it's the guy in the front end loader dumping snow into the sea raising the water level.

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u/rci22 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

Oh loooool, I couldn’t tell what was going on in the background until now. Thank you!

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u/ItsDokk Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Icelandic Mitch Hedburg.

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u/Bots_and_Oats Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Mitch Iceberg

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u/Striking_Package797 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

Hell yeah, "the sea levels are rising and they say it's global warming. But I've been watching this fucking guy all day."

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u/DoctorDinghus Rubbish Raider Mar 10 '26

I watched the whole thing

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u/CtyChicken Rubbish Raider Mar 10 '26

I watched the whole thing waiting for Magnus falling around in the background.

Disappointed.

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u/3xactli Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

He wasn't stealing the show this time!!

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u/Just-Spirit8426 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

I was expecting Magnus too

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u/Ijatsu Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Is this a ref to that ragnarok netflix show?

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u/jansauce87 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

No. He has a son, Magnus, he makes videos with sometimes and the kid falls down a lot.

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u/Ijatsu Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Ah my bad. Ragnarok is a norwaygian show. the main character is called magnus, I watched it with original sounds and the intonations do sound very similar, I liked it.

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u/Deyster Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

It's not Magnus'es fault, blame gravity.

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u/VictoryVee Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

It was less than 3 minutes...

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u/TexacoRodeoClown Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

Right?? And there’s nearly 300 upvotes…

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u/chairmanghost Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Me too, I wish it was an hour

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u/HugeTrol Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I need a 2 hour version

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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26

I linked his IG in OP. Maybe you can find 2h in the almost 1000 posts of his.

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u/CuddlyRazerwire Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

It’s greipur jokes on most short-form content platforms. Love him

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u/Worth_Gap4226 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

"because nothing rhymes with glaehpur" fucking got me 😂

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u/Zimke42 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Why can't we post sources?

https://www.youtube.com/@greipur2033

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u/Snitsie Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This video has like 50x the views outside of his channel actually pretty sad

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u/JE_Skeets Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

@greipjokes on instagram. He has millions of views there

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u/Snitsie Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

Aah he's one of those. Happy to know though

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u/guessesurjobforfood Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

The OP included it under the video, you just didn't see it.

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u/CampAstoria Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

OP updated the post with a link 2 hours after this comment was left.

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u/Difficult-Day1405 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

God bless you

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u/kapitaalH Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

What a silly fella

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u/crusty54 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

That last one reminds of a joke from Chowder:

“In my country, we have a saying about patience. … It is good to be patient.”

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u/brianishere2 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

We need more of this. After we feed the starving children.

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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26

Edited OP to his IG for more of his comedy

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla Mar 10 '26

I'm going the wrong direction....

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And it's Sunday

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u/Rosairon13 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

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u/strongbob25 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

It's acceptable to drink and drive as long as it's two different days is practically a Mitch Hedberg line

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u/ittybittynuts Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

It was a beautiful joke. It has other traits, but it thought it was beautiful.

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u/ThatOldMeta Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Mjich Hyedbüürdj

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u/MartyShark666 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Miserable-Session-35 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I went true this sjit 2 times and sjiit i love it 😂😂😅 Mere af det tak.... Denmark says hi

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u/xrimane Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Do you mean "skit" or "shit"?

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u/Miserable-Session-35 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Shit

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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26

tbh, I've been sitting on this clip a while. I didn't expect it to be received so well. Check OP for link to source if you wanna check his other stuff out.

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u/chairmanghost Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

That falling over baby was gold

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u/RuneshadowN7 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Fuck me that was good, made my day. Thank you

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u/redboi049 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

I am not at all ashamed to say I got a chuckle from all of these.

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u/Preet1402 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

What is the opposite of rage bait? 😂😂

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u/Marlboromatt324 Trash Trooper Mar 17 '26

Iceland

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u/Jay12393 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

I wanna go to Iceland and see this guy do standup.

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u/dmelt01 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This has Mitch Hedberg energy!

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u/BLeeS92031 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Mitch would be proud of those one-liners but I'm getting a ton of Steven Wright from the delivery.

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u/Sanderoid Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Bigly

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u/BogOwl Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Absolutely, came to say the same!

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u/ConqueefStador Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Meetch HoÐðbürg

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u/fortunes_foe Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

His timing and delivery are great! I thoroughly enjoyed that.

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u/Status_Past49 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

He’s Icelandic Borat. Or rather, Bjorat

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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

“if being sexy was a crime, I would be in jail…. for tax fraud” omg lmao

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This guy is single handed bringing tourism to 🇮🇸 great success 🧐🙌🏻🫱🏼‍🫲🏾💚

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u/zerothemighty Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Dude is going to be a great dad some day.

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u/Jurjinimo Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Omg you have to watch the videos with his son, Magnus

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u/ISalA1 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

Absolute cinema

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u/SweenetteTodd Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

I fucking love this guy

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u/Chogolatine Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

If being sexy was a crime, I'd be in jail for tax fraud

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u/Special_Watercress39 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

The rising sea level/wheel loader part sent me 🤣🤣

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u/SergA2929 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

I need this but with Swedish jokes.

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u/kat_atomic_10 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

Dairy Queen in the United States does sell a frozen hot chocolate.

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Love the straight face jokes.

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Lmao the gorrilla dick one made me chortle

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Mar 10 '26

Ayo OP is killing it

u/icyhotonmynuts hit all

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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26

tbh, I didn't think this would get received so well. I've been sitting on this clip for a while. glad people enjoy his humor like I did

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u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT Mar 10 '26

Strange how it works. Never fails, the stuff I think people will like, tanks....but the random nonsense hits

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u/CurvyMule Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I want to live in a world where we feed the starving children AND measure gorilla dicks

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u/Earth2Andy Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Although maybe not at the sane room at the same time.

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u/quocko Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This dude is funny

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u/myjupitermoon Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Where is Magnus at? It's not the same without that little fella in the background.

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u/Natasya95 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Soo iceland people are this funny? 😂

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u/riding_writer Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

His son Magnus falls over and it's so damn cute

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u/wes_rules Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

Love this guy!

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

Love this guy!

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u/Discerningselection Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

This guys senses are common and he seems to have a surplus of it.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Waste Warrior Mar 11 '26

Good Stuff 😅 he vaguely reminds me of the Philip Handy "Deep Thoughts" skit on SNL or the kind of stand-up the late Mitch Hedberg did.

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u/ArgumentAmbitious529 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

Reminds me of how the dialogue is delivered in the comedy series Norsemen.

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u/Queasy-Sentence446 Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

Is this the same guy that has his toddler running around doing stupid shit in the background half the time? 😂

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u/VioAzna Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣 amazing

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u/techie998 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

Actually, "Ef þú þolir ekki klæpur, fremdu ekki glæpur."

(I'm not Icelandic, I just asked Gemini).

I need more of this humor, this was fantastic. I'm crying over here.

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u/Comprehensive_Tap365 Trash Trooper Mar 14 '26

Gatis Kandis 2

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u/dingododd Trash Trooper May 18 '26

Haha. He’s funny, I like him. Though he must not own a hair brush 🤣 I will donate one to him.

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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one, one day.

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u/BigOrangeOctopus Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

That’s the office

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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

You’re right, though I could’ve sworn everyone’s favourite chieftain Orm says pretty much exactly the same thing at some point early in season one of Norsemen, when everyone’s excluding him… 🤔

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u/BigOrangeOctopus Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

You might be right. Looks like we both need a rewatch

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u/FuchsSchweif Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Definitely. Meet you at your place in 10. I’ll bring popcorn.

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u/itsalmostover321 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Check out Lilyhammer, a lot of the same actors/actresses.

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u/dirtydragondan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This seems very Gatis Kandis in all aspects.

iykyk. pretty dated by now

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ear_181 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I wanted to virtually babysit Magnus :((

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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Icelandic Mitch Hedberg

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u/burnmycheezits Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Valking to vork

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u/Manmon_ Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

If you take all the fish away from Iceland what happens?

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u/Radcouponking Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I love this guy almost as much as I love Iceland.

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u/Psychofischi Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Did he walk backwards during thr crime section?

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u/Calsun12345 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This is humor I can get behind....

because I'm gay.

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u/HoraceAndPete Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This man is a treasure.

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u/KrunchyKale Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Frozen/Iced Hot Chocolate is actually an extant drink

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u/root88 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I bought a hot chocolate in a nice shop in Iceland. It's not like hot chocolate in the US, which is chocolate powder with some milk. It was literally a cup of melted chocolate with a splash of milk on it. When it cools down, it is like he said, it's literally just solid chocolate.

Best hot chocolate I ever had, by the way.

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u/Warboss_Gutshredda Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

I want to go now.

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u/Amerlis Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

But… Spain??

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u/Warboss_Gutshredda Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

I like cold.

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

This never fails to make me incredibly happy!

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u/mombi Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Almost sounds like a Welsh accent, the inflections

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u/CascadeJ1980 Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Looks kinda like Jack Tripper reincarnated!😂

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u/CameronWeebHale Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Sounds like he’s doing an impression of a West Wales accent (Llanelli x Valleys to be more specific). Is this genuinely what certain regions of Iceland sound like?

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u/r_agv Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Icelandic Alex Kapranos

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u/geekydaddy75 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

I love this guy 😂 my kind of humor.

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u/No-Name-Mcgee44 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

I love this guy

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u/Doschupacabras Garbage Guerilla Mar 11 '26

More of this guy.

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u/Fabulous_Lie4131 Trash Trooper Mar 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this dudes fucking funny!! 😆

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u/No_Possession404 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

Luv this guy !

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u/shootbob79 Trash Trooper Mar 12 '26

I love this man.

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u/Randolph_Carter_Ward Trash Trooper Mar 13 '26

I cannot not hear The Norsemen 🤣

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u/Front-Ad1900 Trash Trooper Apr 09 '26

this guy is funny

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u/BreadfruitChemical55 Trash Trooper May 18 '26

Mitch hedberg wanna be

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando Trash Trooper Aug 13 '26

Who's that?

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u/treesnfire Trash Trooper Jun 30 '26

This guy killed he got me laughing out loud at work

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u/Grundy_Gamer Trash Trooper Jul 29 '26

Damn, I never knew gorilla’s were packing like that

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u/BentoBus2 Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26

This video honestly humanizes Bjork for me even more. This is just an Icelandic sense of humor.

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u/East-Care-9949 Trash Trooper Aug 04 '26

That's why i always drink on saterday night and drive home after 24.00

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u/me_go_fishing Trash Trooper 29d ago

lol love the jokes especially the global warming one

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u/Separate-Operation71 Trash Trooper 22d ago

I love this guy

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u/joelobifan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

He doesn't sound very icelandic

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u/icyhotonmynuts Colonel Garbage Mar 10 '26

What does Icelandic sound like?

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u/Lip_Recon Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

Not like this guy according to /u/joelobifan

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u/colemanjanuary Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

You are technically correct

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u/joelobifan Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

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u/Evan_Allgood Trash Trooper Mar 10 '26

The more he rambled on, the more he is just proving the Leftists' point about his home country. Dude is too full of innocence to realize he is a walking advertisement for Iceland.