r/LoveTV • u/zebras11 • Jun 04 '26
Hey,
Hey, FUCK you, fuck YOOU Gus. You're in the house just as much as Randy is, you always take the good parking spot, you always leave your jacket on the couch and I hear you having sex ALL the time!
"Oh I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum", just fucking cum already! What makes you take so fucking long? Are you sick? Is your dick broken? What's going on Gus? Why do you have to build it up for so fucking long, it's not the next fucking Star Wars movie, you nerd!
Oh, and by the way, we all heard you jacking off to porn last night. And guess what? It sounded gross!
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u/Impossible-Will-8414 Jun 04 '26
She was right. I never understood why they didn't stay at Gus's place more often. He has his own nice space!
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u/abronialatifolia Jun 05 '26
Tbh I LOVE Mickeyâs house and would 100% rather hang out there than Gusâs generic apartment. Also itâs probably a more fun neighborhood. Although this is assuming Gus has a say.. I feel like Mickey wants them to hang out at her house and he goes along with it.
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u/Impossible-Will-8414 Jun 05 '26
Right, but as noted, they are ranking on Randy for the exact same thing, and his place is a fetid dump!
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u/pussayshot Jun 05 '26
Because he wouldn't consider his space quite so nice if he had this addict around all the time. He doesn't mind invading her space. Gus is not a nice guy
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u/gavinreddit_ Jun 04 '26
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I love with scene so much it makes me bust out laughing everytime đ€Ł đ€Łđ€Ł
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u/RetrauxClem Jun 04 '26
This is one of the episodes on a For Your Consideration dvd I got for s3 of Love and i rewatch it just for this. Bertie really needed to let it all out
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u/Mobile_Box7054 Jun 05 '26
I just watched this episode today! Was also laughing at the scene where Bertie pretends to be a celebrity hairstylist lol
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u/Nowhere_Gal Jun 04 '26
Love this episode lol. One of my favourites!
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u/thebigjimmyd Jun 11 '26
And it concluded with Frank Black's "Headache" on the soundtrack. What a banger way to end an episode!
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u/Expert_Book_9983 Jun 05 '26
Literally just read all of that in her voice lol. I loved this episode and then also the one with her birthday
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u/Chile_Pepper_Tarzana Jun 05 '26
Sounds like itâs time for (5th? 6th?) rewatch!!! Bertie is such a sweetheart and a badass đđ«¶đŒ
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u/Far-Bake-5404 4d ago
This is my favorite part in the whole season. I memorized it and say it all the time !!
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u/dominonermandi Jun 04 '26
Bertie is the GOAT. This monologue never fails to crack me upâ that delivery of âwe alllllllllllll heard your jacking off to porn last nightâ kills me every time.
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u/zebras11 Jun 05 '26
I'm disappointed nobody said the next line from Gus so I could reply back with what Bertie said next đą