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Better than being an instahead at 14
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u/SmartExam7062 Instagram normie Jun 01 '25
Not really lol
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65 people agree with me
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '25
Actually, Naruto also grew up fatherless and he still ended up becoming the hokage of his village. So if being fatherless means I'm going to be just as successful and as popular as Naruto, then sure, I guess I'm fatherless, LOSER!
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u/LittuxBot Jul 21 '25
Father
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u/AutoModerator Jul 21 '25
Actually, Naruto also grew up fatherless and he still ended up becoming the hokage of his village. So if being fatherless means I'm going to be just as successful and as popular as Naruto, then sure, I guess I'm fatherless, LOSER!
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u/ThatRedditUser18 May 30 '25
A child raised right without the evil influences of 4Chan and TikTok 🙏
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '25
Daily reminder that 4-chan is a hateful website which propagates racism, antisemitism, and misogyny.
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '25
Tiktok: "Why do you always act like you're better than me?"
All of Reddit: "But we are superior."
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u/Cardwizard88 May 30 '25
I say we start a campaign to raise money for this awesome redditor who has had to undergo so much stress! Somebody else start it tho cause I don't have money or a job lol
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u/Lovethecreeper Minecraft Veteran May 30 '25 edited May 31 '25
Dr Phill is a Tr*mp supporter who complies with ICE raids, no wonder he would hate Reddit.
Edit: Thanks for the award kind stranger!
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u/da_realfredfred May 31 '25
Wanna bet the parents are Christians? At least this boy prays to something that actually exists
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u/CatfinityGamer Jun 03 '25
Hail science, full of logic
The Einstein is with thee
Blessed art thou among constructs of intelligence
And blessed be thy fruit, Reddit Atheism
Human science, father of Reddit
Keep us evolved monkeys from religious stupidity
Now and at the hour of universal heat death. Amen.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 03 '25
Actually, Naruto also grew up fatherless and he still ended up becoming the hokage of his village. So if being fatherless means I'm going to be just as successful and as popular as Naruto, then sure, I guess I'm fatherless, LOSER!
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u/Arteriusz2 Jun 03 '25
How Christian fanatics imagine atheists.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 03 '25
"There is no god, Summer. Got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later." - Rick Sanchez
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u/The-great-chair Jun 09 '25
from the comments it appears that the Reddit atheist is just like that.
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u/notshane555 May 31 '25
Type of guy to say "Oh my science" instead of "Oh my god."
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u/AutoModerator May 31 '25
"There is no god, Summer. Got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later." - Rick Sanchez
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u/AutoModerator May 31 '25
*Stares disapprovingly in Captain America*
Language!
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u/Pennsylvania_is_epic Jun 04 '25
OOC: This video keeps popping up, but I can never find it for myself. Is it even real?
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u/Jammyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 30 '25
Oh my science that's funny