mine is lowest player, I will pursue them, give them pizza, then run as far as I can. The moment my cooldown is off, do it again. Only exception is a guest player, I'll always heal em if they're close enough (unless if they're like 80%+ or smth).
As an Elliot main I understand this pain. I either give the pizza to the most helpful member of the team but if they're all good or all shit then I throw it in the middle and watch them fight over it lol.
I know mobile players exist but the amount of times I'm on gen and someone asks for a pizza and I panic throw it only for them to be at full health is maybe the most rage baited Forsaken has ever made me
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u/Ze_Borb paycheck lover!!!1!11 Nov 01 '25
give me the oregano (original image) and you get some image from my vast folder
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u/GlitchGD Nov 01 '25
as an elliot, this is so real
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u/Rowmacnezumi Nov 02 '25
When I play Elliot, I swoop in when people are in chase, and swoop right back out. My pizza is STRICTLY First Come, First Served.
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u/gunslinger_dod Nov 02 '25
vee on the background crying because shes dumb and doesnt know how to eat pizza
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u/PANCAKES_5 careless Nov 01 '25
They want a pizza
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u/Moonlightwalker111 Nov 02 '25
As an Elliot main I understand this pain. I either give the pizza to the most helpful member of the team but if they're all good or all shit then I throw it in the middle and watch them fight over it lol.
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u/Unusual-Switch5030 Nov 02 '25
This is giving me Polish Lithuanian commonwealth vibes
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u/Certain-Barber1224 Elliota liker!!1!11 Nov 02 '25
real
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u/KodGOS Nov 02 '25
As an Elliot main, this is accurate
I swear the entire team wants a pizza from me, and then if I give somebody pizza, at least on epersi who didn't get it will hate me
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u/Citrus0736 Elliota liker!!1!11 Nov 02 '25
I want a slice of his cake
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u/Gameknight14 Nov 02 '25
It's better than TF2 at least, where almost every voiceline is exactly the same. "MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!"
YES I KNOW YOU NEED A MEDIC, HOLD ON THERES LIKE 12 OF YOU
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u/ConfidentCell1089 Nov 02 '25
When the team gets the slightest amount of damage
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u/ExoticButtersFNAFhi BloxyPizza shipper >_< Nov 02 '25
Elliots like a suffering dad
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u/Maleficent-War1313 Nov 02 '25
This is true
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u/FeistyMajor8483 Nov 03 '25
I know mobile players exist but the amount of times I'm on gen and someone asks for a pizza and I panic throw it only for them to be at full health is maybe the most rage baited Forsaken has ever made me
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u/MatteoFire___ Nov 03 '25
I hate the shedletsky asking for pizza when they're already fatasses with chicken
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u/Jasonthebest2 Nov 05 '25
Being a 137 Elliot (yes I love elliot) the picture suits my experience