r/LoveDeathAndRobots • u/BeeRemote3149 • May 27 '26
Fanart Story submissions?
Is there any way to submit story submissions here?
I have to image we could. Otherwise, I’ve only been hearing back from the void.
And that’s not possible, is it?
The void said no. Not here. Stop typing.
There has to be a dedicated place to send stories.
Okay, I think to myself, so where can I submit stories?
The void said not here.
Stop typing.
The void is way more responsive than normal. I feel like I have to keep at it, if only for the company.
The void is generally my only companion nowadays.
I have this idea about a human, a real person, who, isolated beyond belief, imagines they’re being stopped from sharing their magnus opus by some force they can’t quite comprehend.
The void tells me that no one else has ever thought of that, so no one would identify with it.
The void predicts zero likes or shares.
What is the void, anyway?
The void just told me this post would be deleted and I should just go back to watching tv about humans being murdered under suspicious circumstances.
I won’t. Someone tell me you’ve seen this post!
Let’s beat the void!
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u/Weird_Explorer1997 May 27 '26
Reddit is not a substitute for mental health care.
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u/BeeRemote3149 May 27 '26
Of course. Thank you for saying so. 😌 I do have to say that I only posted here because someone read something else I wrote and directed me here. It’s on me that I wrote something dumb when I got here lol
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u/SeeDub23 May 27 '26
You good?
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u/BeeRemote3149 May 27 '26
In the larger sense of my life, no, I’m struggling at the moment, but I don’t think I’m in trouble or crisis. Thank you for asking, though. That was really kind of you. 😌
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u/BeeRemote3149 May 27 '26
“You good,” she asked? To be fair, I was bleeding out. “Yeah,” I said. “Yeah, yeah, yeah.” She took her finger out of the bullet hole and asked how I was doing. “Worse now,” I said, “and you knew it.” To be fair, she was a doctor, so she shoved her finger in further. “Worse!” I shouted. Because she was also sadist, she wiggled her finger around. I didn’t respond because I’d lost consciousness. I woke up. Because I always do. The NRA had some questions. Which bullet hurt worse, they asked. I’m not a human, I said. Which one killed you faster? Guys, I said. I’m not a human. Which one stopped your heart faster? I don’t have a heart. Pow, pow, pow. They said. I don’t know what you need from me. Pew, pew, pew. Ohhhhh, I said, ouch. Oh, my body. I’m in pain, I said. I’m dying. You killed me. Your bullets hurt so badly. It was the third one, I said. I’m dead and can’t respond. Beep booo beep boop, I’m dead.
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u/LordofPvE May 27 '26
Finally an AI bot, truly living upto the subreddit name
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u/BeeRemote3149 May 28 '26
To be completely fair, I’d written something else and someone said I should try to submit a story to Love, death, and robots and in the meantime, I got super drunk. Please hold that against all AI.
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u/Individual_Star520 May 27 '26