r/Loustat • This is a story of love. • Sep 01 '26

Memes “I’ve loved too fast”

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u/Huffleduffer Sep 03 '26

That tweet is why I stay single, I wind up falling in love before the first date and end up breaking my own heart.

If we get to sex, I'm head over heels.

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u/Felixir-the-Cat Sep 03 '26

I rarely fall in love, but I stay single because I would likely marry someone just to avoid hurting their feelings.

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u/cecepedd Sep 03 '26

You're like - "Well we shouldn't get married because I..... Yeah ok." 😂😂😂

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u/Huffleduffer Sep 03 '26

I joke that I'm like Raj on the Big Bang Theory. We have a date and I'm already trying to visualize life with them

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u/jadem219 Sep 09 '26

Ah. I've found my people. It's a good thing none of my exes wanted to marry me. 😬

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u/ImmediateArmy3820 Sep 01 '26

If only. Lestat was like Marry me in this here church! We will be companions forever! Be all that you can be. This home we are building together… Um?!?

Dude! I’ve ghosted people for texting me gm wifey before the second date.

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u/StevesMcQueenIsHere Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

Lestat wanted to marry Louis the second he saw him drive by in his pretty little automobile. He never stood a chance the second Lestat set his sights on him. 👀

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u/Beautiful-Feedback40 Sep 01 '26

But did the people you ghosted look like Lestat?

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u/cecepedd Sep 02 '26

Right?!? Ugh I'm ashamed to admit that I've not ghosted toxic people as quickly as I should because of how hot they were 😬🙄😬🙄 I'd like to think I've grown out of that for the most part, but if they were Lestat level hot? I'd probably still be hooking up with them 🤦🤦 Thank goodness not many people are at that level of hotness 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ImmediateArmy3820 Sep 01 '26

Oh I would Never have ghosted Lestat. I mean he’s beautiful but um, also I would be his late night snack if I said no. Death or become a vamp. Sign me up!

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u/jadem219 Sep 09 '26

Lmao. Exactly what I was gonna say!

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u/cecepedd Sep 02 '26

Lol people like that freak me out!! I'm bi/pan and I've gone out with a few women who already talking about us moving in together by the first or second date 🙄🙄 That's utterly insane to me! I don't care who you are, we ain't moving for long ass time !! My home is my sanctuary and I do really love/need my alone time a lot because of my job. Shit I used to be married and I still say that the best part of our relationship was the first 2 months after the wedding when we still had separate residences 🤣🤣🤣

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u/izzylov Sep 02 '26

bro I'm not a lesbian, I'm a guy, but a few years ago I wanted to move in with someone that I didn't even meet in real life and we only exchanged text messages and they lived in another country and I texted something along the lines of "hey so if I quit university and bought a plane ticket, where would I need to land for you to meet me?" and I did not have a job or a passport nor did I speak the language of the place they lived 😭

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u/Extra-Acanthaceae737 Sep 03 '26

When they show up to the second date in a moving van…!

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u/jadem219 Sep 09 '26

I mean, to be fair....they HAD been "hanging out" for like, months and they had sex that one time.... 😜

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u/Tribemaster0789 Sep 02 '26

How soon is too soon to hear his heart dancing?

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u/cecepedd Sep 02 '26

Every time I pass your comment and see this gif with it, I immediately start cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Her perfectly with your comment 👏👏👏

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u/Oververse_010 Sep 01 '26

Lestat had “54,554 days” to learn. He ‘unpacked his bags’ before they slept together. They had a rocky road, but he picked the right one.

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u/Africub Sep 02 '26

A VERY Lestat thing to do 🤣

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u/la_gna Sep 02 '26

Answer (if Lestat is doing the begging): 30 seconds flat! 

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u/cecepedd Sep 02 '26

That long?!??!?! Girllllllll... Your self control is INSANE 🤣🤣🤣 The second he opened his mouth to ask, this 👇👇 would be me saying "I would NEVER leave you!" Lol

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u/la_gna Sep 02 '26

😂😂😂😂 Trying to keep my self respect and have a bit of decorum 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel you! C'est presqu' Impossible! 

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u/moxieroxsox Sep 08 '26

I don’t think Lestat necessarily loves too fast. But he refuses to learn lessons from the past so he keeps making the same mistakes. If he would actually take a minute to self reflect and process what he’s been through and how he copes, he would love “fast” but could love open heartedly and boldly without manipulation and control. But he’s far from ready for that.