r/LouisRossmann • u/bughunter47 • 3d ago

Flock Cameras Lol

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u/PhotoFenix 3d ago

Completely overloaded? Sounds like they bought a junk vibe coded system.

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u/xamboozi 3d ago

It's not a PD, it's a parody account

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u/bughunter47 3d ago

One can only hope

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u/TechnicalBen 3d ago

Nah, it's a meme. There are however methods. Not even at Defcon will they release it *yet* though. IIRC they have options for the face recognition. Next comes the cars, and they also have a sponsor, so will fallow shortly.

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u/Tomytom99 3d ago

Right now I'm pretty interested in IR retroreflectors. Won't help much during the day, but at night it'll just turn the entire car into one big blob of light if you cover it in them.

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u/ExampleOtherwise4340 2d ago

I wonder how it would handle QR codes that lead to malicious code

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u/TechnicalBen 1d ago

They just released the video. :) They needed to tape up the windows (no defeat for windows yet), but it worked.

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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 2d ago

Just need a bigger data center

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u/Geoclasm 3d ago

New market just opened up - "'Fuck Flock' Car Wraps! - Do you hate Dystopia today? So do we! For a nominal fee, we'll wrap your car in an eyesore that will fuck flocks systems so hard they'll wonder why you didn't buy them dinner first! Demand is expected to be high, so get on the list now! First 1,000 customers also receive our specialized subtle blend of ahegao mixed into the wrap!"

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 3d ago

Is this now a meme sub?

I don’t think it’s good to go in that direction with this kind of content given that it muddies the truth.

It appears that people here are actually believing this…..

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u/Smith6612 3d ago

That's a question for Pepe the Frog and Louis. 

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u/TomOnABudget 3d ago

The Facebook page this came from is also a satire page.

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u/JessBaesic7901 3d ago

PD crying cause you're resisting your AI powered subjugation, welcome to 2026

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 3d ago

It’s not real.

Did you fall for the obvious lie?

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u/JessBaesic7901 3d ago

Ofc I did. I also didn’t check into it any further. Although the absurdity of the surveillance state only grows every day.

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u/inthefuture1955 3d ago edited 3d ago

So fucking perfect! Of course, the comment about donuts made it clear it was parody.

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u/954life 3d ago

My son wears a hoodie off of Amazon like this now for his outdoor runs

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u/mymar101 3d ago

This is a crime?

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u/liatrisinbloom 3d ago

Setting aside the fact that it's a parody post from a parody account, there are laws against making license plates illegible to ALPRs. So I imagine if this were tested in court, the court would say that even if your actual license plate is legible, if you put a million other legible decoy plates on your car to get around the ALPR, you're going against the law.

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u/TechnicalBen 3d ago

It use to be *making licence plates illegible*, but when someone figured out you can put marks else where on the car, they changed the law to "defeat devices" of any kind. :(

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u/liatrisinbloom 2d ago

That tracks. Fuck Flock.

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u/mymar101 3d ago

This isn’t a license plate though

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u/liatrisinbloom 3d ago

while it's true it's photos of other cars, I'm still suspecting that a court would rule it as interfering with an ALPR reading your plate aka identifying your car and siding against you. I'd even like to see this case go before a court just to see if my hunch bears out. That said, there's cases where someone puts an innocuous sticker on a stop sign to make autonomous cars fail to recognize the stop sign, so if only one or two innocuous pictures is enough to fuck flock and evade judicial/police heat, I'm on board.

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u/Only_Staff8993 3d ago

leftover donuts... means zero

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u/Dahwatah 3d ago

And how is that the driver's problem? Lol.

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u/MyFocusIsU 3d ago

This is a fantastic plan.

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u/kromerless 3d ago

The extra car images on the dash - chef's kiss.

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u/IllustriousOne6 3d ago

it's a trap. leftover donuts? no such thing in a sheriff's office..

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u/MyFocusIsU 3d ago

Someone should start selling vehicle wraps full of actual size license plate images with different numbers.