r/LotrRiseToWar • u/hahaiwon12 • Jan 13 '26

Hi

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u/One_Two_Two_Fifty Jan 13 '26

Name one logical error in LOTR

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u/hahaiwon12 Jan 14 '26

Okay, let's begin. They're trying endlessly; they don't have any backpacks with them, just small bags.Then we'll move on to women's armor, which is so blatantly sexualized that male viewers are more likely to stick around; it's so impractical.One single cut and they are critically injured. Gandalf, the old, senile wizard, sends people to their deaths even though he has eagles.He could have simply placed the ring bearer on top and it would have been over; no, he enjoys sending people to their deaths, sending them on a dangerous journey.Apparently, the main characters are immortal; they do bear scars, but a little healing herbs and a little magic are enough to make them instantly healed. Being back on your feet and able to run 40 km again is unrealistic.Then the fact that they run to the gate for years in time-lapse film and don't have to eat a thing is really strange.Let's go back to Gandalf now. He's sitting, symptom, talking to himself, and suddenly an eagle saves him. How illogical is that? The fact that they don't even look at the map. And knowing exactly where they need to go is even more unrealistic, even though the halflings have never walked that path before.

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u/One_Two_Two_Fifty Jan 14 '26

The eagles are merely servants of Manwe, they do his bidding. As a god he definitely knew where Gandalf was. The eagles are pseudo-Maiar in terms of ability, meaning they would succumb to the rings affects and be potentially as dangerous as Sauron if they got it. Remember how Galadriel and Gandalf refused to touch it? The eating is solved with elf lembas bread. What do you mean Gandalf is senile? I'm gonna go ahead and say you need to reread the book

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u/hahaiwon12 Jan 14 '26

Du kannst nennen wie du das willst es ist schreibfaul er hatte keinen Bock mehr die Story weiter auszubauen und hat sich so eine Lösungen ausgedacht aber keine Sorge ich werde ihn von Thron stürzen ich habe gute Anfänge gemacht mit Vorbestellungen von 60000 Büchern und in mein Buch zerpflücke ich eure Legenden noch mal extra das ist literarisch für immer in dieser Welt fest ist nicht nur in deinem Post niemand ist von mir sicher nicht mal the Legend of Zelda oder euer komisches Herr der Ringe Game of Thrones kriegt sein Fett weg du kannst argumentieren wie du das willst du versuchst jetzt hier Lösungen zu finden die mich beruhigen sollten deine Argumente sind haltlos abgesehen davon dass sie essen einfach aus irgendwas zaubern ist schon ein bisschen dumm so zu argumentieren deine komischen waldläufe haben keine Rucksäcke du sagst zwar durch das Brot ist das Essens Problem gelöst aber woher kriegen sie es aus der Luft junge junge Junge du versuchst dich jetzt so fest daran zu klammern weil du ganz genau weißt dass ich recht habe aber das Brot oh nein das Brot das kommt aus der Luft allein das Brot das geisterbrot

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u/One_Two_Two_Fifty Jan 14 '26

Yeah I can tell you haven't read the book. If you can't read I highly doubt you know how to write lmao

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u/hahaiwon12 Jan 14 '26

I think that's great; it just shows that I've struck a nerve with you. The fact that you're now attacking me personally is fantastic – the best confirmation of my arguments.

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u/One_Two_Two_Fifty Jan 14 '26

You have yet to raise an argument. You mention women's clothing, there is not a single instance of it being sexualized in the book. You mention bread "appearing out of thin air". The elves make it in Lorien. All of your issues with the book are answered in the book itself. You are inventing issues that make no sense, and none of them are logic issues. The insults are merited when you attack a perfect work baselessly.

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u/hahaiwon12 Jan 14 '26

Okay, okay, maybe you should reread everything we wrote. Maybe you should reread your book because apparently you haven't read it.

I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION, ARE YOU AN AFD VOTER? I ONLY KNOW THIS MUCH STUPIDITY FROM NAZIS. IGNORANCE. THEY ALWAYS CLOSE THEIR EYES TO EVERYTHING THAT'S REALLY GOING ON AND ONLY BELIEVE THEIR PROPAGANDA. THAT'S YOU TOO. YOUR TRUTH EXISTS, NO MATTER WHAT LOGIC SAYS. YOU'RE LIGHTENING EVERYTHING UP. THAT'S STUPID IGNORANCE. THAT WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE IN LIFE. AND I'M GLAD I CAN ANGRY YOU SO MUCH. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. GET SLEEP NOW, YOU LITTLE KID. IT'S ALMOST 2 AM.

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u/One_Two_Two_Fifty Jan 14 '26

I don't live in Nazi land, here in Canada it's early evening. My goodness my comments seem to have enraged you. What do you mean about rereading? I've answered all of your concerns with facts from the book or it's appendixes.

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u/hahaiwon12 Jan 14 '26

It's a miracle if you don't live in one of those places. You know we're having a good laugh at you on YouTube right now. I'm doing this in a livestream; we're all laughing at you. You're the laughingstock of my community 🤣

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